crankF

flavored like avocadoes

Tupper Lake, NY

Garland, Texas

'The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly'

Sorry, my previous post was non-sensical as I was not thinking, but a sports theme organ thread could be an idea.

Green Bay Pecker

Edwards, NY

Darmstadt, Germany

Oriskany Falls, NY

Wherever you're headed, good luck!

Nantucket Island, Mass. Makes me think of an old record by Mountain: Nantucket sleigh ride.

The last 36 hours have sucked pretty hard. Buried an uncle yesterday morning. Elderly dad had a heart attack 6 AM today, hospitalized. A cousin who's been in end stage w/bladder and lung cancer all spring is today at death's door, she will be second cousin consumed by cancer this year.

Royal Oak, Michigan

Aberdeen, South Dakota

Mexico, NY

Snohomish, Washington US

Mohawk River. Flows through the fine city of Utica, NY the home of Utica Club beer, which tastes like Mohawk River. Yuck

Body/Canvas........Good, Body/Cavities.........Better!!!!

Happy Canada Day to my fellow Cerbites and Cerbettes. Speaking as one from across the river, I'd just like to say that even though we don't agree on every issue, I've always felt welcome and at ease in your beautiful land of outstanding womankind, mostly gracious citizenry, and tasty brew. I have great admiration for Canada and you have every reason to be proud, you are superb neighbors. Best Wishes, crankF

Seems as if 15 min. sessions aren't very practical. Maybe because at my age it doesn't spring to attention as quick anymore. 15 mins. good for 19 year olds and quick-draw gunslingers! Even if it was only for a quick bj, if the guy had a cheese-log there would'nt be time for him to freshen up first.

The following experiences have caused me to leave or non-repeat: 1)Lady has massive cold sore, but refuses to do a CBJ when asked nicely 2)Starting at 30 min. point of 1hr. session asked repeatedly, 'Are you going to be able to come?'. 3)Lady books another apt. on cel. during cowgirl 4)In driveway when I arrive, she's so wasted she forgot I am booked. Then realizes she's locked out of apartment(lost key). 5)Not even offered baby wipes to do quick after clean-up 6)After digit-play, fingers smell like a sun ripened catfish that's been on the dock for a few days. 7)This last one is not bad enough for non repeat, just annoying: Turn off the damned tv... Looking at Peter Griffin's scrotum-like chin is not an aphrodisiac!

Agreed with all: pets are great. Exposure to fur and dander for an hour or so shouldn't be too bad except for those with real severe allergies. However, if a person is a sleepover guest, they can get really adverse effects even if just mildly allergic(me). I stayed over at a friend's one time, and woke with a four legged pussy on my chest. My asthma flared up badly.

Zoonoses are very Zoogrosses.