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Enjoy the rest of your day!

The workers @ offshore call centers are often trained to try and speak without an accent. They say something along the line of "Hello sir,I'm John Smith, may I help you?", but you can hardly even understand that much.wtf

Fish tacos and dirty rice @The Dirty Gringo.

Hmmm, whisper jeans eh? Is that like "whistle britches", when wearing corduroy pants and your thighs squeak when rubbing together? lol Camel toe is great to view at the mall, the street, or anywhere, as long as you can't smell it through the cloth!

Last night had an unexpected long texting conversation with my very favorite and best cerbie friend. Actually she was texting, but I was sort of one sided sexting because the longer we talked, my pecker kept remembering her pussy and I was naughtily "abusing" myself.lol

An anal Carol, starring Alistair Anal

Hats off to fire fighters, especially volunteer fire departments. My buddy missed a great party last Sat. because he and his comrades were out all night at a structural fire. They have had to turn out 3 of the last 4 days in ball shriveling weather!

Tonight planning to watch Bullitt (1968) one of Steve McQueen's best roles. Oh yeah,can't forget best freakin car chase scene ever!

Walking Dead was great last eve. So glad to see my main man The Governor is back with a new kinder, gentler style, but still manages to kill walkers with bare handed skull punches, and gizzard removal.

Saturday night and Sunday morning w/Albert Finney 1960, enjoyed very much. Eye of the Devil w/David Niven, another good old b and w brit flick. Tomb of Ligea, creepy old Vincent Price flick. Mama w/Jessica Chastain(I think that's her name), a ghost story, enjoyed more than I thought I would.

Blocked salivary gland feels like flaming golf ball on my jaw for two weeks. Home remedies not working, doc tomorrow.arrrrgh

Please don't stop! I can't see anyone else of equal quality coming along whose jokes I can rip-off for my bar and party comedy repertoire!lol

The maturity of middle-age is great, I have it and like it in ladies whether they are 23 or 43. My problem is that I look like that 100 year old leather bag of which you spoke.:) Additional Comments: I agree with much of what H man said. There are 20 year olds out there who can pass for much older, but if I see a teenager I can almost invariably tell as they just look like my little nieces no matter what they wear or how much ink they are sporting. Yes you know you're old when 40 somethings are hot babes, 30 somethings are young chicks, 20's are kids, and 19 year olds look like they were just potty trained:)

My cousin's daughter was a publishing company rep and had a reservation on the flight that went down in the field, she stayed home with the flu.

Hope you had a nice day.

Yay!, someone else remembers the Forest Rangers. I've been trying to remember the name of that show.lol I grew up across the lake from Kingston and watched a lot of CKWS when I was little. My other faves were FRIENDLY GIANT with Rusty in the book bag, and of course Hockey Night.lol

If the husband were a non-Yemeni infidel, they would cut off his wang and then his head, but sadly, he will just take another child-bride. Such is life in the land of goat f**kers.

Nervous...job interview tomorrow

Took me 10 mins. to find this hugs thread. Duh crankF. Well, I'd like to send a big hug to Penelope Davis because she's afraid of the dentist and she's having some surgery. We pm'd a bit about it and she's very nervous. Best of luck dear, it'll be okay!

I like Shan because she's the first lady I know of called Shannonin, but Wpg is such an odd last name. lol

Another of the reasons so many suffer from clown-phobia. Additional Comments: Sorry about deadbeats borrowing your money, but it brought something to mind. If you've ever watched much Popeye cartoons you'll remember Pop's friend Wimpy often saying; "I'll gladly repay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today". hehe

Hell on Wheels

I am really curious and a bit bugged by this, this seems like a good place to pose the question. How can a member with 0-zip-none number of posts accumulate 10,000 rep points? I've seen miniscule posters with massive pts. before, but this seems ridiculous.