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Pesky ants have come to my house for a summer visit, and i'm not talking about ant Betty and ant Shirley!

I finally got a friend to lug the 12,000 btu a/c that I bought for for my dad upstairs (me bad back) so I could install it. He said he slept" cool as a cucumber" last night and it helped his breathing.

Is there such a thing as "Buffalo Frog Legs"?

Right On Alexxx, Any times I've had cof or cob, the lady did the stroking or had it betwixt her teats. Jerking off in a girl's face I've only seen in porn.

"The Watch" has some funny moments. Ben Stiller used to crack me up, but now he seems to play the same interchangeable part in all his flicks. I like Vince Vaughan so that's a plus, and any movie that includes aliens and orgies can't be all bad!

What they all said. Em is cool.

I have greatly reduced red meat intake. Starch, and excess carbs bad. I eat oatmeal once daily and drink lots of well or spring water. Fresh veggies are important. At the least, my diet is allowing me to take a daily massive dump to help with intestinal health which I feel is tantamount to overall wellness! A good grunt makes for a good day!

The Road to Anal(Wellville)

I love ladies' Holes a Hole lot, in fact, I consider them to be Holey!

Din din from Price Chopper deli, Half rotisserie chicken with mashed/gravy, and stuffing eaten in the park. On the way home, Carvel's for a banana split. yummy

Tracie is thoughtful, sexy, and amongst many other attributes, I love the eyes in her avatar.

Dining and lingering at the Y is cool, as long as it's not the Y-----M C A !!! with the Village People. Fromunda cheese or Brie? Yay, post #400

What they all said.

I got a bit misty eyed watching very dear nephew graduate from high school. He's been my good friend since a tot, and now he's off to college with a scholarship to become a music educator. When the class valedictorian mentioned his plans she said he was majoring in "sexophone", a Freudian slip perhaps,lol Soon he leaves to tour Europe with a select student orchestra. I bet he'll play his sexophone over there!

The awesome sound of the original equipment dual exhaust on my 69 Corvette. It sounds so much more awesome and powerful than modern tuner cars with "fart can" mufflers!

I like watching her massage my splooge into her boobs and chest like moisturizer.

meaty balls sauerkraut or kimchee?

I really wanted to state my liking of M M but Old Dong beat me to it. That's ok, I like O D too because he is a canine cunning-linguist. Dang that cub, he beat me too!

The chicken was running from the Fowl Patrol after escaping from prison, in other words, she "flew the coop"!

"Ohio" by Crosby Stills Nash & Young

Did you know other varieties of stinky dick cheese are head cheese and Fromunda cheese(from unda the foreskin)? lol

Dark Anal(shadows) The Anal Lieutenant(bad)

My profile page had visitor #500 today.

Seems as if I remember reading once wher you said you once operated a tow truck. I f so, we have something in common, if not then that was an asinine thing for me to say! Whatever, I like your posts.

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