zorobaby

all im saying is that you have to be able to see him, they cant say hide in a bush with the gun and mail you the ticket or radio ahead with information

I personally like to have help undressing, you know sometimes i fumble with my belt and just everything else. Pre session shower with the lovely lady, then once we are all squeaky clean its off to the races as they say!

congrats on this milestone! 3000 of the best posts

just turned on World War Z and trying to find something to do! such a slow night

So ive had this debate with a few different people. Being a baptized catholic that lost his faith and converted jokingly to the Jedi religion (well on my way to being on the high counsel) i personally find there are no moral or other concerns for me in this lifestyle, as long as i am true to myself and do as i feel is right then i see nothing wrong with it. this is spoken from my point of view solely of course, i would elaborate but im on my phone lol.

it is fully legal for an escort to advertise on CERB, just as it is fully legal for us to discuss different aspects of the lifestyle and the women themselves. What would be considered illegal is if a lady and a client discus rates and services and book a date on the public forums rather then over pm/the phone

Just made my night lol, thank you

Flirt and squirt, works well The good ol' "Slap and tickle", lol thats about all i got, but i like the slap and tickle one the best lol Additional Comments: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slap+and+tickle

in all honesty, your best chance may just be a bar. A lot of the "dating" sites are just filled with men looking for the "easy score". I would point you to the adult personal sites that are around, but unfortunately a lot of the supposed women on those sites are bots trying to get you to click a link and download a Trojan. happy hunting!

Nope it is not. Ever wonder why, as you drive along the highway, you can see a cop on the side of the road? Why wouldnt they hide alone in the bushes with the gun and radio information ahead to other officers? They cant, that is a form of entrapment. Ever wonder why a cop sits in, lets just say a church parking lot, in the middle with, maybe not his headlights, at least his running lights on and far enough towards the road that you can see that there is a car there? Legally if a cop is fully hidden from vision and pulls you over, its entrapment. The same could be translated to this industry, thats why "stings" arent all that common on our side of the industry. You may hear of the odd one involving street prostitutes, but not on our side. Additional Comments: you wont be bothered as long as your not picking someone up in the lobby of a hotel, side of the road, or discussing details in areas such as bars and restaurants. its a grey area but no one usually bothers you.

I'm in! Ill be there with bells on

ive had a few female partners that have used that claim to me before, which i thought was weird given my age and theirs... seeing as how it seems to be everywhere now. out of the three that i was seeing, two do it regularly now, and thank me every so often :):) they learned so much more about themselves sexually and made it so when they do have partners its more fun for both. i just find it hard to believe that women under, lets say 30, havent done it before, when your over the "X" age of 30 (again assuming) i could believe it more and more. im under 30 and was raised with the good ol' "you'll go blind" excuse, but that didnt stop me... not one bit... maybe that why i wear glasses now? hmm...

first suggestion wins lol, now i have to get a set of brass balls from princess auto... like the ones you see dangling off pickups

congrats good sir! keep it up

grats! the first 100 are the hardest but after that, its hard for people to stop you :P

my friends deemed my last car (kiwi green focus) booger, and now that i have a blue suv, it isnt named.... but im willing to take suggestions :P

as long as its not a 50m long trail of naked men, head to toe, then ill volunteer to help train!

What can i say about the lovely Amanda Paige? We started talking early in the week, once we had decided to go ahead with the bachelor party at CMJ west, almost instantly we clicked and had a noticable connection. She was very helpful in every way possible leading up to the party. When we were escorted into the room and Amanda Paige joined us, i was takken aback for a few minutes trying to recover from the sight of seeing this beautiful woman. It didn't take long before she had me comfortable and talking like we had known each other for a lot longer then just a week. We were about an hour or so in when we decided to break from the group and head off on our own for a little while, and thinking back on it, it should have been the first thing i did as i entered the room! Her shower is amazing, massage is top notch and everything in between or after were over and above. The massage i got was so good, i was passing out when she moved from my back to my legs. I never go into to much detail in these recs, and this wont be anything different, you have to see her for yourself to know how i felt. No sense in ruining a good book before you read it right? Zoro

Britney is an amazing woman, and that isnt doing her any justice! She is amazing on the pole and amazing on other things aswell. Easy to talk to, very down to earth and a whole lot of energy! The afternoon started off with us deciding to have a bachelor party, and we were lucky enough to see her at the door (the phrase hate to see you go, but love to watch you walk away, definitely applies here!). She demonstrated her pole skills in the party room with us, with each trick seeming like they increased in difficulty. When i finally worked up the courage to ask her for some alone time, she grabbed my shell and tore it to shreds! Once we entered the shower i was instantly at ease with everything, we seemed to mesh really well and things took off from there. After the alone time was over, i had to have her for a private dance on their stage, and in all honesty, both were absolutely amazing. You call tell that she has fun with everything she does. Will i repeat? HELL YES! will it be soon? HELL YES! Should you go see her? HELL YES! Zoro

So this is my first reco that i have started and it was well worth the wait. We were planning a buddy's bachelor party for a while, and when it all came down to it... everything fell through and left us scrambling, and thank god it happened! I contacted Jasmine kind of last minute to see what we could make happen, after recently finding out that they would host a bachelor party. We agreed to an afternoon kick off to our day and agreed on 2-4 just as a guide. We closed the place!!!!! We enter CMJ to be greeted by Britney, a wonderful woman, short, gorgeous, total knock out! We get led into the room where we then meet the lovely Amanda Paige, half British and half Asian vixen, Holly, a stunningly good looking woman with legs that never seemed to end, Justine, a gorgeous and quite girl that looked like she was right out of a magazine, and we were reacquainted with Britney! The whole party was kicked off by Britney showing us some moves on the pole, and really getting us into the mood. Everything started to mesh and we all decided to go off on massage sessions with each of the lovely ladies, believe me... no complaints from anyone! we all rejoined in the party room and that's when things started to get interesting. I wont go into to much detail on what happens inside of CMJ because... in all honesty, youll have to go see for yourself to believe me! We were about 2-3 hours in and who walks in... but none other then the lovely Sophie, the life of the party from there on out. She was over the top exited, a lot of energy and kept us all going for hours and hours. Come 10 o'clock and CMJ was closing, we were still there with Sophie and Amanda. Needless to say, we all left having an amazing time! Again, thank you Jasmine, Justine, Britney, Amanda Paige, Sophie, and Holly for the most amazing time any of us have had ever packed into what seemed like a very short 8 hours! Will i repeat... in a few crud words... HELL YES i will! Im now looking forward for another friend to get married! Ill most likely edit this and add more, I'm doing this on my cell because i just couldn't wait any longer. Zoro

i dont understand the need to post this on a open forum... you can speculate all you want, but you have to realise that posting this here and telling everyone who reads this to go find her add and pics, is going to ruin her chances almost at picking up a client from cerb. fear mongering needs to stop, a little trust goes a long way i guess.

Let me clear here. I'm not an apple user what so ever, I don't see the point in running an inferior phone when Android has released all apples 'new' features on the s2 by default. I have done a bit of research and it seems that for the extra 100$ the 5s is definitely worth it. In durability alone it's worth it! I found a YouTube demonstration that should show what I mean. But again if in had the choice, the s4 or the soon to be note3 would be my choice of phone. But to each there own :-)

i feel the same, i watched last night, missed sleep to watch the series finale to my fav show, and it fell WAY short... now i have 1-7 and probably wont get 8... destined to be an incomplete set i guess

in my line of work... plowing and construction... many women wont even give us the time of day, seems like most wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire in the middle of the desert... but that's just most... i am one of the "nice guy" types... yes better looking assholes get chosen over me all the time in my personal life... yes the friends that make more get chosen over me all the time... but its all in the ways you look at your life. im happy in my current position, i enjoy what i do, who i do it with, i don't need a s/o to make it better if i have the occasional accompaniment of a lady. getting back on topic. it surprised me that in my younger years, granted im not very old, that the line was blurred more often then i could recount at this time. i use to frequent a certain club a lot, got to know the girls, bouncers, bar staff and owners. what started out as casual conversation, the odd c/p visit, turned into casual sex, friendships, movies and coffee with multiple girls. ive not been on the side where i have been harassed or blackmailed, only positive things have happened to me, and i haven't been the initiator. where the line should be drawn in most circumstances, i find that a client/sp relationship can be brought into the personal lives of certain people. this kind of relationship isnt for everyone... as alexxis said, if your falling in love with the person you speak to here... then you aren't falling in love with the real woman in most cases.

so let me just say... i like movies... alot... lol i just saw wolverine in theators, it was good, very good, not even just for an xmen movie... i mean it was GOOD! i rented oblivion last night, its recently out on blu-ray, another movie that i didnt have high expectations for, but it stepped up to the plate and delivered well. skyfall, best bond movie rounders, where have you been all my life? omg one of my top 10's for sure now the list could go on and on and on... lol Additional Comments: lol, if this is a serious question, you obviously dont watch high jackman movies :P hes suprizingly still REALLY buff though for this movie for a action star in his late 40's (?)