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Inspired by Touch's comment, here are a few more in the "difficult to remove" category ... To the ladies, props for what you must go through to put these things on :bowdown:

Reminds me of a park sign I saw once, years ago ... Park Restrictions No camping No fires No loud noise No boating No swimming No fishing No dogs No frisbees No picnicking No littering Have a great day! Enjoy your park!

There are so many hilarious Autocorrect errors, and I never know which ones have just been faked. Nonetheless, this is one of my favorites. (I hope it hasn't been posted already!)

Middleton, Nova Scotia ... in the heart of the Annapolis Valley

Yes Peachy ... I see what you mean ...

Continuing our Canadian theme, here's Victoria Pratt from Chelsea Ontario, best known for her roles in Xena and Mutant X ... having posted her on the Best Bums thread, I fell compelled to include her here too, since she has awesome abs ...

Continuing our Canadian theme, here's Victoria Pratt from Chelsea Ontario, best known for her roles in Xena and Mutant X ...

... though it's not easy to find lingerie in teal.

Yep! I couldn't agree with you more!

I like brockvilleman because he helped me out with a recommendation once, and because we both like the idea of a lady in a shirt:

A little while ago there was a thread going on in the Halifax Escort section that started with a rant someone started to write, then thought better of. As the thread evolved, I joined in with a rant of my own over a missed appointment. Since then, I've gotten more info and as I started writing an update to my earlier response, it occurred to me that this might make a good general topic. So bear with me while I spin the backstory for you. It started with my booking an appointment with my favorite MA, my first at her new massage location. I called a day in advance. Next day I called 2 hours in advance to confirm. Then I showed up, on time, only to be told that my MA was with another client, and wouldn't be available for at least 15 minutes or more. I did not have that time to spare, so I left. Before I left, though, I noted that a name was in the appointment book, in my timeslot, but it wasn't quite my name. One letter was different - close enough to have been misheard on the phone. I pointed this out to the person at reception, but the only answer I got was "what do you want me to do about it!". I left disappointed, and peeved at the way it was handled. I no sooner got to work when my phone rang. It was my MA. She was very apologetic, but offered no explanation. That didn't help. I don't quite understand when all I get is either nothing or "I'm really sorry!". Getting nothing at all is is not good business. Neither is an empty apology. I need a bit more to help me believe it's sincere. I don't need specifics, but a reasonable explanation would be nice. Something like: - there was a scheduling snafu but I've spoken to the lady who double booked me to make sure it doesn't happen again - I was delayed by traffic - I had a personal emergency - etc. I guess have a hard time believing an apology is sincere when there's no explanation with it and no indication that measures have been taken to prevent it happening again. But, I learned years ago that it's usually best to assume that people do things for good reasons. Thankfully, most people aren't evil, and most don't have evil intentions. Most disappointments arising from the actions of others come about because we assume intentions they did not have. It's often hard not to. Case in point above. Two days later, I emailed my MA to find out if she knew what had happened and whether steps had been taken to prevent it from happening again. The reply I got was a curt "I am really sorry ... there is an explanation". Now, the negative interpretation of this response would be "there is an explanation, but it's not one you'll like so I'm not going to tell you". A more positive interpretation would be "there is an explanation, but I can't tell you right now, or in an email, or whatever". I did eventually follow up with the MA in person and it's a good thing I assumed the positive interpretation. She didn't answer fully in her email to me because she was typing it on her phone, and it was too long an explanation for that. The explanation? Turns out, to protect my privacy, she had put me in the book under a different name. A customer showed up 30 minutes before my appointment, was asked by the attendant at reception if he had an appointment, saw the name in the book and claimed to be that person. My MA had just gotten in, hadn't really looked at the book yet, forgot about my appointment with her, and ended up taking this guy (trusting her colleague had checked the schedule) -- only to find out after the session that she'd overrun my appointment and that I had left. Whoever the guy was, he was a turd for grabbing someone else's timeslot. My MA was really upset. The lady handling reception wasn't entirely at fault, since my MA had put a different name in the book. But, she could have been a bit more questioning when the guy showed up that early, and checked with my MA first. And they should do a better job of keeping the appointment book out of view from customers they don't recognize. As it happens, my MA suffered a double financial loss that day -- my session, and the one with Mr. Turd. (I can't explain why without giving away her identity.) What really had her upset though, was the potential loss of one of her favorite clients. (That would be me :-)) The moral of this story: until you have all the facts, assume the best intentions. That's a principle I've chosen to live by, and it has served me well since I've taken it to heart. No doubt I'll get screwed by it (not in a good way!) from time to time, but life seems more pleasant and less stressful these days. How about you?

No one should have to put up with someone who is abrupt, rude or disrespectful. People like that should be cast off the island! The replies so far seem to indicate that chemistry, manners and attitude are key factors for the ladies to have an enjoyable encounter. Doesn't surprise me really. And nntsci's earlier thread on this subject suggests the same thing, now that he's brought it to my attention and I've had time to read through it. Emily, I do have to ask though ... what did you mean by "secret agent games"??? P.S. Glad you like the 35+ crowd ... it keeps me in the running :icon_biggrin:

Thanks for bringing that to me attention. I may have read parts of it, but I'll go back through it from beginning to end. There's probably quite an overlap, so maybe we don't need to continue this thread.

That's been my experience too. But it'll be interesting to hear what our ladies have to say on this I think. Summer is obviously happy with both younger and older men, for different reasons. It's a bit of a tough question for them, since no one will want to offend their potential (or actual) clients by saying they favour one age group over another. Still, I think we might get some interesting insights into what turns our ladies on. We can't really do anything about our age, but there's plenty we can do about our looks, attitude, demeanor, grooming, dress, etc. So let's hear it ladies ... what can the young guys do to enhance your experience with them? What can the older guys do? Think about the clients who you love to see. What's their magic for you?

There's a thread going on in "Courtesan / Escort Discussion for Winnipeg" about whether older SP's have "a better skillset" as a result of their greater experience. I'd like to turn the question around and ask our SP's and MA's how they feel about younger clients versus older ones. Whether they find any general differences in attitude, skill, etc. I've often wondered how a younger provider, say someone in their twenties, really feels about an encounter with a man in, say, his fifties. And do older SP's relish the thought of being with a young, fit buck? Or are personality and skillful hands more important factors?

Age provides the opportunity to gather experience. I've known people in the thie 30's who've travelled the world, and people in their 50's who've never been past city limits. But it's reasonable to think that experience correlates with age. As many married people will I'm sure attest to, the oportunities for more sexual experiences generally don't increase much after a couple of years of marriage. Particularly in a monogamous relationship. My experience at 22, when I got married, was pretty close to zero. By 50, three children later, it was still pretty close to zero. Then I decided to change that. Do I find older providers (MA's or SP's) to be easier to talk to? In general, yes. But I've met some younger gals who amazed me with their maturity. Some people are "old souls", or maybe they just mature quickly. Do I find older providers to have better skills? I wouldn't say so. Once someone has a year or two under their belt, and is still in the business, they're probably pretty good. Afer 10 years, they've achieved mastery. I'd say skill correlates to experience in the business, so look for ladies who've been around awhile. A 25 year old who's been in the business over 3 years and is well recommended is likely to be as skilled at the basics as a 45 year old. But a 45 year old may have a greater interest in variety, and be open to things like duos, couples, fetishes, etc. (With experience can also come boredom, and a need for change.)

Here's our very own Geri, long time member of CMJ but brand new to CERB -- surely one of the most beautiful women on the planet, and certainly one of the most beautiful buns! (posted with her permission) Here's a link to her profile: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=69810

There's a thread going on about what to wear for morning appointments. Well, here are a few of my suggestions!

The trick is to not reveal so much that I give away my "secret identity". Here goes: 1. My first cat came into my life via an open window, begging for food and with a fishhook in his mouth. The people we lived with at the time named him "Hooker". 2. Later, my (then) wife and I moved into a place of our own. Sometimes the cat would not come home. She would drag me out onto the street to call for it. "Hooker ... Hooker ..." Yeah, the neighbours didn't talk to us much. 3. After awhile, she thought it a good idea to change the cats name. Having been recently "born again", she decided on "St. Francis". So then I'm trolling the streets yelling "St. Francis ... St. Francis ...". The neighbours still didn't talk to me. 4. We raised three beautiful children together. She died of cancer several years ago. I was holding it together on the outside, but pretty messed up for awhile both before and after. 5. Thankfully, I found a wonderful woman (via the Internet) and remarried. I'm in my fifties now, but she is younger and being with her encourages me to think and act young. She also loves sex. I am a very lucky guy! 6. We deliberately left out of our wedding vows anything to do with monogamy or fidelity. This was her suggestion, and it was fine by me! 7. My best friend in grade 5 is still my best friend today. We live many miles apart and often don't see each other for months or even years. But whenever we do, it's as if no time has past. 8. I was a nerd in elementary and high school. And punished for it! But I always kept in mind what it says in the Bible: "The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth" (or something like that). 9. I went to a Catholic elementary school. I still have visions of nuns hovering along the halls. Apparently, they've evolved feet since then. 10. The nuns imparted upon me a strong sense of morality and ethics. (Ok, maybe those lessons didn't take -- I am a member of CERB after all!) Well, that's a start. Perhaps more a little later. Must get to work now ... it pays the bills. (I am, however, quite fortunate to have been steadily employed doing work that interests and challenges me, for a company that has been good to me for many many years!) Love this thread ... it's been interesting getting to know everyone!

Found some unique designs at http://www.lingeriediva.com/teddies The stockings caught my eye on these two:

Thongs don't have a lot of material, yet I'm often amazed at the creativity of designers who seem to do so much with so little. For example ...

You will be missed! Enjoy your time off. I guess this is a call to action for the rest of us to step up and try and fill the rather large void that Cato's absence will leave in our daily reading/viewing material!

I have been eager to give swings a try. So many interesting possibilities! There seem to be a variety of models on the market. The ones with their own frame look sturdy and versatile enough, but not something one could leave set up at home. There seem to be some door frame models, but can they be trusted? At least they'd be easy to hide away. Has anyone tried one of those?