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I agree with WrinkleInTime, there are just these judgemental people who love to assert their ignorant hateful opinions. Whether they do so because they're deeply insecure or because they're overly confident doesn't really matter since it all adds up them being assholes anyway.

I'm sure they've got a computer program that can write cop show episodes by now. Most entertainment deals in instantly recognizeable stereotypes, and a weekly formula cop show probably deals exclusively in stereotypes.

You picked a good place to spend your retirement. CERB beats Florida any day of the week in my book.

I like afternoon/early evening. Before dinner is nice.

You sound like you have a great attitude Summer. I'm sure your attitude will make a great success in this business.

I was really glad when I discovered Cowboy's website. It's great that he's out there doing this for us.

I live here in Ottawa, and sadly yes, people here are that stupid.

I live downtown and I see this girl around the market all the time. I recognized her from her ads and she always seems messed up on drugs. It didn't surprise me when cowboy reported her as such.

1. My favourite music group has always been ABBA and ABBA started my love of Swedish culture. Dolph Lundgren helped. 2. I do not have television service (no cable or satellite), but I go to the movies at least once a week (usually the Mayfair or the Bytowne). 3. I am a Scorpio and I have a shirt with a scorpio sign on it, but I stopped wearing it because everybody thought I was imitating the movie 'Drive'. 4. My favourite thing is swimming. 5. I speak four languages (English, French, German, Russian). 6. I love animals, but feel no need to own any. 7. I hate cars, I refuse to own a car, I hate riding in them, but I like car chase movies and for some reason even went to the BMW museum in Munich and found it really interesting. 8. I have drawing abilities. 9. I am more of an autumn-winter person. 10. I am happy.

I will be in Hampburg in a few months too. Looking forward to it.

You're best to be upfront about your rates, age (or age group), location (a general neighbourhood is enough), and any limitations you have. You'll save yourself a lot of pointless inquiries if you just post this stuff right in your ad. I like ads that give me a sense of what personality the SP has. Try to avoid meaningless superlatives such as "the best", "elite", "high class". Use more qualitative words to describe yourself like "bubbly", "witty", "dominant"/"submissive" etc. And as for photos, it's best to be honest. You don't need to show your face or reveal any part of your body that you don't want to, but I would advise you to at least include a couple clear well-lit photos. If all your photos have all these funky photoshop aftereffects on them, it just feels like your hiding something. It's fine to have some photos in your portfolio that are more artistic, but try to have a couple clear ones.

Does a MILF have to be somebody old enough to be my mother, or just somebody who is a mother or is it just a general term for sexy women of a certain age, like women in their 40s? I'm so confused and I doubt Webster's will be much help!

They always seem to get acts for which there is a demand. I think they do a great job getting really big names and organizing a great festival. I always go, it's just a question of whether I get the fest pass or just buy individual tickets for the nights I want to go. Usually it works out that if I plan on going more than four nights, it's more economical to buy the pass, and usually if you put in a bit of effort you can sell off the nights you don't want to go. I think it was two years ago that they got so many acts I wanted to see that I just couldn't believe it (Supertramp, Gypsy Kings, Jimmy Cliff, Santana, Joan Jett). Last year I only went two nights (John Fogerty and Peter Frampton). This year doesn't have any acts that represent a huge draw for me, but I'll probably go two nights. I had a secret wish that they would get Tom Petty seeing as he's doing some shows around the world right now. Oh well, maybe some day.

If I can't find the words to explain what position I want from an SP, I use Lite Brite to illustrate it. It's fun!

I'll take Valerie, she's got more meat on her bones. Rachel Leigh Cook? or Ellen Page?

Where's Sigmund Freud when you need him? He would've been an awesome CERB member.

Since Howard Hughes is taken, I'll take L. Ron Hubbard, that's gotta be amusing.

I guess I'll take Michelle Wie. How about some offbeat Scandinavian beauties! Bjork? or Noomi Rapace?

Sexual assault against men is not taken seriously because of stupid macho attitudes. Many people seem to sincerely believe that no man under any circumstance would ever refuse sex with a woman. It's part of some stupid macho virility thing. People also seem to think all women and gays are weak, and that a straight man should be able to overpower any woman or a gay man. Aside from being homophobic, this attitude is also absurdly ignorant. A smaller physically weaker person can dominate a larger more muscular person with weapons, drugs, strength in numbers, or skill in attack. You can see the attitude all the time on tv shows and movies, our culture seems to think that men getting raped by other men is part of the justice process. A man commits a crime and goes to prison and getting raped by other men is considered part of his punishment and people joke about it.

I started in this hobby in summer of 2011, so pretty recently. I had not been in a serious relationship in many years and become somewhat sick of dating and short term relationships that would end within less than a year. I read a cartoon book called Paying For It by Chester Brown, who is a cartoonist I really like. The book is an autobiographical account of his experiences as a "john" seeing various sex trade workers in Toronto from the mid 1990s to present day. Before that book, I had not thought about this world of escorting. I had only seen movies from the 80s about streetwalkers and read news articles about high priced escorts that politicians and pro athletes pay thousand of dollars per hour to see. Neither of those options really appealed to me, but the experiences Chester Brown described seemed like something I could enjoy. I wasn't sure though. My doubts were that the experience would feel sleazy, or hollow, or clinical, or that I would feel I was being rushed or scammed. So I did some googling and several of the escort sites I found all seemed to mention CERB, either linking to the escorts CERB profile, or the escort asking for you CERB handle if you had one. So I got lead here. I shopped around for about a week. I was looking for women who showed their face in their ads (because I wanted to be sure I would be with somebody I found attractive) and who expressed some personality that I could get a feel for. I was looking for somebody who sold a more romantic encounter and not somebody who sounded too raunchy. I narrowed it down to two women who appealed to me the most. One who was very much a classic beauty and very much my type, the other was a more modern edgy gal with lotsa tattoos. I had always found these tattoo-covered women attractive but had never been with one and saw this hobby as a chance to be with new types of women, but I decided to go with the woman was more my typical classic type first, just because this experience was already new enough. I wrote her some PMs and she was very gracious and nice with me. We were able to find a time and I went and met her. As long as I got the same woman as was in the photos and her personality was like she seemed in communication, I knew I would find her attractive, but my doubts were still about how I would feel about the whole experience. I booked for 45 minutes because I figured it gave me enough time to have fun, but if I didn't like the experience an hour would be tedious. I went to meet her and she was very beautiful and very gracious and made me feel at ease as much as possible. I had a really nice time with her which gave me confidence in the sex trade as a whole and this positive experience encouraged me to continue in this hobby. I called the other tattoo woman the next week and had a great time with her too. I gained more confidence in the sex trade and began to take chances on women who didn't show their faces in their ads and they all turned out to be very pretty in person. I continued to have many nice encounters in this hobby before having less pleasant ones. I've only had one truly lousy experience in this hobby, and that was more because SP had an annoying roommate and didn't shut off her mobile phone. The other experience that wasn't pleasant was more just awkward because the SP and I weren't a good fit physically. My experiences have been very positive. I've really enjoyed my time in this hobby. And those great first experiences really helped me get into this lifestyle. If they had been negative experiences, I probably would not have continued in this lifestyle. I'll admit, almost a year later I am still not completely used to having sex with somebody within 5 minutes of meeting them. It's still a bit odd for me and I miss the personal intimacy that a relationship brings. I also am still not used to condoms. They still feel kinda alien to me. But I have had really great times and got live out many fantasies. I've had the opportunity to be with many women who I'm pretty sure I wouldn't otherwise get the chance to be with. And this hobby has made me better at realizing and articulating my sexual preferences.