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This is not a negative comment, just a statement that "there's always a bad apple in every barrel". I think we can all agree that CERB is the best environment for establishing an SP / client relationship, BUT we shouldn't dismiss everyone on the other boards which have been discussed here. Some SP's may not be aware of CERB. I previously introduced someone to CERB who currently has an account here now; she simply was unaware of CERB at the time.

In some cases some may feel uncertain about responding, finding that the passive silent approach is the safest. So, when a comment is read which one may wish to respond to, but responding might not be the "safest" thing to do, maybe they see using negative rep as a safe way of applying negative comments. I've only used positive rep to date, but haven't considered using negative rep.

My fantasy is a little different, and it's just that for now, a fantasy. If you've ever been to a Moxie's restaurant, you may have noticed that the hostesses are very attractive, and they are very scantily dressed. They typically wear a very, very short form fitting dress, which has spaghetti straps, and reveals plenty of cleavage. Well, my fantasy involves a Moxie's hostess and me. I arrive at the restaurant after leaving from a long day at work. The hostess at the entrance is a real stunner in her tight dress, and she immediately greets me with this inviting smile. She asks me what I'm stopping by for; just drinks or to dine as well. When I look at her, all I can think of is one thing. I want to eat her as she is gorgeous and is dressed to kill. I tell her I've stopped by to have a quick drink and possibly a bite to eat, so she leads me towards the dining room. As she leads me to my table, walking in these sexy high heels, my eyes are totally fixated on her firm butt. Then at one point she stops, turns around and gets very touchy-feely as she puts her hand on my shoulder, and looks deep into my eyes and says 'have you been here before?'. I didn't know what to say as I've never been so captivated by a woman so quickly. So as she continues on we get to my table, she pulls out the chair and helps me sit down. She describes the specials on the menu, but all the time I'm looking at her gorgeous figure and her inviting cleavage so I'm not really hearing much of what she's saying. She walks away for a minute then comes back with a glass of water for me, then says 'you looked thirsty, like you needed this'. I said thanks, thinking all along that there was really only one thing I wanted to taste, and that was the sweet juice from her p___y. Next thing I know she's pulling up a chair and sitting next to me. She starts to come on to me, playing with her hair, licking her lips, and caressing my inner thigh. At this point I can feel myself getting hard as a rock. I can feel her fingers caressing across my stiff member, and as I look at her face she has this devilish smile upon it, like she wants me, and wants me in the baddest way. I started to look around the restaurant, then I realized there was no one else here but us. I said 'where is everyone else', and she replied 'that this section of the restaurant is closed off for now, don't worry babe it's just us'. She then stands up out of her chair and raises one leg as she straddles me, sitting across my lap as I feel her fit, tight body close to mine. She looks deep into my eyes and lays her full lips on mine, resulting in an electrifying, passionate exchange. I could feel that she was getting really turned on, and she needed to have it now. We continued to lock lips and I can tell this girl is just driving me crazy, to the point where I want to taste her. I squeeze her by the hips and raise her off of me so she is standing right in front of me, and order her to raise her dress. I remove her string thong to reveal a glistening wet p___y that is just begging to be sucked and licked. I tell her to raise and position one foot up on my chair, while bringing those beautiful lips closer to my waiting lips and tongue. I begin to feel her moist p___y against my lips, and immediately I can hear her soft moans, and the second my tongue pokes out to slide between her, moans and groans, and she is starting to cry 'oh f__k, just like that, don't stop babe!'. I'm loving every minute of this as I taste her, but it's time to switch up so I get her to sit down in my chair while I stand in front of her. I say 'ok, let's see what you can do with those beautiful lips', and she starts to undress me to reveal my stiff hard c__k waiting for this sexy hostess. She doesn't wait a second before swallowing me down, and I can feel her lips tightly sliding up and down my shaft, causing me to moan with pleasure, especially each time I feel her tongue flick over the head of my c__k. This hostess knows exactly what she's doing, and she loves the control she has over me right now. For me, I'm loving every second of it but I'm beginning to imagine myself inside this wild one. So I start to stand up to signal a change but this hot babe doesn't want to stop and starts sucking me back so intense I feel I'm gonna loose it. The touch of her hands over my body at the same time is really turning me on. I can't take much more of this and need to feel myself inside her. I stand her up, and remove her tight dress, kissing her all over as I undress her. With my own clothes quickly removed we are both naked and holding each other close as we engage in another deep, passionate kiss. Then, I take her, turn her around, and bend her over the table so her ass is pointing out at me, waiting to be taken. F__k, she's got a gorgeous ass and she looks fantastic from this end. Then I tell her 'take each hand and spread your ass wide for me. I want you to expose your p___y for me to enter'. I can see those pink p___y lips beckoning me to probe them with the head of my c__k, and as I slide it in it feels fantastic. The harder I penetrate her, the more she cries 'F__k me harder', so I enter her harder and harder until I can feel this warmth building in my balls, and can start to feel myself about to cum. With each thrust I can feel this explosion about to occur, and I moan 'oh f__k yeah, I'm gonna cum!', and I hear her immediately say 'don't cum in me babe, I want to taste you'. And just as I withdrew from her I squeeze my c__k as my lovely hostess gets down on her knees and I unload my hot cum all over her warm moist outstretched tongue. Oh man, that's the best service I've ever received in a restaurant by a long shot! I'm going to have to leave a fantastic tip for sure!

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I got my first tattoo last year, and loved it, and it will probably be the first of two or three that I end up getting. For me, it's just my personal taste but I find that a woman is sexy without a tattoo, but one or two or three tastefully placed tattoos to accent her form can be a real turn-on. The only thing I don't like is endless body art that covers up the skin, making things like sexy lingerie lose it's appeal. Just my 2 cents.

Whatsup, I don't think I've ever seen that delicacy on any menu! ;) For me, my favourite would probably be Thai cuisine. http://www.baanthairestaurantottawa.ca/

Yeah, I don't really understand the rep point system either and the purpose behind it. To be honest, I have more respect for those that stick they're neck out and tell it like it is. But as indicated in an earlier post, message boards can be a little different than one expects. ;)

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Your kidding! Maybe I'm a little ignorant in this area as I haven't done much venturing in Ottawa (no pun intended ottawaadventurer :) ), but I've never heard of a place in Ottawa that does the nether regions on a mans body. Could you PM me the details please?

I'd love to receive a special treatment to remove certain hairs that are in the way. If your offering something new and different, please PM me. Thanks.

I have only experienced the voluptuous Amanda, and can say she is definitely plenty of woman for me. She is a joy to be with.

Before this thread is closed off should that occur, I wish to apologize to all on this board, both the ladies and the men, if I have offended any at all with my previous comment. Please bear with me as it was not my intention to offend anyone at all in the first place. I've met some fantastic people through this board and hope to continue to do so. Cheers! Kevin

Emma, I must admit I like your advice the most. That sounds like a good idea if I don't say so myself! :)

I think this to be an apt topic as it outlines something which is lacking between SPs and Hobbyists. I've done my best at times to treat the woman with the utmost respect, yet I get trashed at times, disrespected, and sworn at by them. I've even brought gifts at times but even then I've received less than the allotted time I was allowed by independents and agencies here in Ottawa. I always show up very freshly showered and clean. But a number of times I am treated like a king, and spoiled beyond belief. It's unfortunate there is no way of pointing out the poor treatment one receives at times. Someone needs to start a website for the purpose of including both the positive and the negative side of the review. I have written numerous reviews here on CERB, all positive reviews; but have had to keep the negative reviews silent as negative postings are not permitted on CERB. If there is a spot for ALL types of reviews, please PM me. Thank you.

After reading some glowing reviews about Suky, I decided to give her a call, especially since she was in my area. I have always had a special attraction to Asian women, especially those that are so exotic and sexually mysterious. Scheduling the appointment was easy via PM and a followup phone call. After she opened the door, I couldn't help but notice her long flowing black raven hair and her ample full breasts. She was definitely a sight in her low cut dress. All I wanted to do was hold her like a long lost girlfriend, and while I had her petite frame in my arms she came towards me with numerous deep passionate kisses. I could feel myself getting turned on already. We got the necessary stuff out of the way, then I presented her with a little gift she might like. She showed her appreciation by thanking me, but I think it also made a difference throughout our session as things were smokin' between us. Suky then motioned me into the bedroom and helped me disrobe, taking my clothes and folding them for me. She then led me into the bathroom where she began to give me a shower, washing my entire body. I felt like I was being pampered and treated like a king. So I head into the bedroom to finish drying while Suky has her shower, and while I'm laying on the bed naked as can be, she walks in with a towel around her waist, those gorgeous melons aching to be touched. She let's her towel fall to the floor and all I can do is think how I can't wait to taste her. She motions me to roll over, and starts giving me a fantastic massage. Rolled over, I can feel her silky smooth skin against all of me, her breasts as they tease me, and finally her lips against mine as she lays right next to me. I won't go into all the details in this review, but I will say that things got so hot and passionate that I extended my time with Suky as much as I could! I would have stayed in bed with that woman all day if possible. Also, I'm now a big fan of the Asian cowgirl position! Suky is definitely someone to meet if you appreciate being treated well. She makes you feel comfortable, is very polite, and knocks your socks off in the bedroom! Treat her with respect.

On the subject of 'Female SPs Offering Greek', I would say there are very few other than the ones already listed. When dealing with an agency, it's best to clarify that up front when booking the appointment and again, before payment is given. I've been in situations where the SP was unaware of all the services she was advertised as offering which can be shocking for both parties involved.

So does this mean if an SP is suspended on CERB they can have their account reactivated? I've heard of hobbyists being suspended, and suspended only permanently.

Thanks for all the responses. This CERB forum is great. I'm going to meet Suky for the first time as a result of this thread and the recommendation section. Thanks.

Hornet, you've got exactly what you're looking for in Amanda, and if you use the Getaway Room at Paradise Spa you'll have a fantastic time for certain.

I won't mention any service or person here but I've encountered multiple Asian SP's listing PSE services who advertise DATY but when the time comes, they say "it tickles or it hurts" and any g-spot stimulation is off limits. I will only say I've yet to try an independent Asian SP in Ottawa. Does anyone know of an Asian SP in Ottawa, independent or not, who really enjoys DATY and g-spot stimulation, preferable shaved? Thanks.