Kate von Katz

Tastfeulness is something an alarmingly high number of people lack. I've had to write very firm e-mails to some who have tried to entice me to hire them for various things. And I never fail to mention that pandering to strangers for business smacks of desperation and extremely poor taste. I do not suffer fools patiently. Posted via Mobile Device

I have worked in Victoria, Vancouver, Halifax and Ottawa. By FAR I have had more undesirable clients here in Ottawa. That being said, I have also met some of my all-time favorite clients here. I have learned to be very to-the-point, and to be firm about my etiquette and expectations. It turns a lot of guys off as it comes across less-than Little Miss Sunshine. But as a result the vast majority of clients I do see share with me a fun and mutually satisfying encounter. I could speculate on reasons why there seems to be a higher incidence of less-than-ideal clients, but it would be in vain. I do what I do to weed them out, and it works for me. I've always said I would rather turn a few guys off from seeing me, and have less appointments of a higher quality than lots of mediocre playdates. Settling for mediocrity just isn't my thing. And besides, if I'm having a great time, then my client is, too. Everyone wins. Posted via Mobile Device

Not to be rude, but if a lady has to borrow money from a client, that's a red flag. You should have known better! Posted via Mobile Device

No, hun. It's absolutely, definitely time to walk away. By staying you are giving her permission to treat you this way. But we've all been there, in one way or another, and it doesn't matter what anyone said or did, we only see the truth when we're good and fed up with the excuses, justifications and dismissals. Bottom line: if anyone makes you feel bad, they're not worth your company. Redeeming qualities can be found in anyone if we look hard enough. But that's not always enough to stay involved with them. Posted via Mobile Device

RG: I re-edited that after realizing it may have sounded... Cranky. Not saying this is the case, but oftentimes we overlook our own contributions to these sorts of things. What's that saying? We're always the hero of our own stories. Don't get bogged down in the immaturity of blame, because it is ALWAYS shared. Instead, disengage and stop playing the co-star of the drama. Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: It's not just highly emotional people who add to the drama. Dramatics require a cast and an audience. Just because you're not in a starring role, doesn't mean you're not involved. Posted via Mobile Device

Did you do anything to warrant their cold shoulder? You say that it's a friend doing it, so could be you crossed a line somewhere. If you are absolutely certain that you did nothing that could have ruffled their feathers, then odds are this person is hardly a friend worth keeping as this is classic passive-aggressive/avoidance manipulation. Sadly, many lack the emotional maturity to talk things through, and instead clam up and fester. (I've seen this with clients I've refused, I've seen this with parents, friends, and boyfriends.) Whatever the issue is there's three things that will clear it up (if both parties are willing). 1) Always make sure the other person knows what's expected in terms of behavior. 2) Make sure you extend the same courtesy you ask for. 3) Keep communication open, but don't use it as a weapon. If they don't want to talk, then don't bother with them because they are obviously more interested in their own emotional drama than with actually solving the problem. We constantly tell people how we want to be treated. By staying in this relationship, you are telling them you are okay being treated this way. Just make sure people know what your expectations are otherwise you're not giving them a chance to meet them. I find this to be especially true in this industry. Posted via Mobile Device

Happy zombie Jesus day! Posted via Mobile Device

Happy anniversary! I grew up with a mother who could easily be on that show Hoarders. So I got myself into the habit of doing a bi-yearly junk out, major monthly cleaning (under the fridge/stove, washing out the cupboards, etc.). All this on top of my thorough weekly scrub-down. It's cathartic to junk things out. And good for your health - physically, mentally and spiritually. And sometimes you come across a long-lost beloved item and it's sort of like Christmas! :) Posted via Mobile Device

I love fur, particularly fox fur. And most fur is farmed, so there is little to no effect on wild populations. Posted via Mobile Device

Shit! I should start panhandling! Posted via Mobile Device

Hmmm... I suppose that pennys will be picked up more often now that they are an endangered species. I should Krazy Glue some to the sidewalk for some cheap entertainment! Posted via Mobile Device

I buy whoever has the superior product at a decent price. That being said I do not wear clothing emblazoned with brand names or logos. If they want me to be a walking billboard, they can pay me to wear their clothes. The only brand that I am strictly loyal to is Soap Works out of Toronto. I use their liquid glycerine soap and their laundry powder. Why? Good price, the stuff lasts forever, and there are no additives whatsoever. My skin loves it! Posted via Mobile Device

The Night Patty Murphey Died - Great Big Sea Posted via Mobile Device

The best prank I ever pulled was years back in BC. Me and my partner in crime mixed up a big bucketful of fake blood, and mixed in some mashed frresh chicken liver to get that blood smell. Then we smeared and dumped it all over ourselves, left the front door open, disconnected the phone and waited for her boyfriend to show up. He freaked. It was mean, but funny as hell. I haven't really done one since. I'm a go-big-or-go-home species of prankster. Posted via Mobile Device

Purdy's Sweet Georgia Browns have been my Achilles heel for some time. Too bad there aren't too many Purdy's stores in this part of the country! Here in Ottawa I only eat Stubbes chocolates. They make an apricot truffle thing that is truly to die for! Though I have found a way to get chocolate and sex: I keep a bottle of chocolate body topping on hand in case the mood strikes. If the chemistry is right between me and a client, it can make for fun foreplay! Posted via Mobile Device

Suffocate - Finger Eleven (formely The Rainbow Buttmonkeys. Seriously!) Posted via Mobile Device

Venus Envy offers workshops (located in Halifax and Ottawa). They are quite popular. Also, you can find tutorials online pretty easily. Posted via Mobile Device

Huzzah! :D Posted via Mobile Device

A fitting title for a lovely lady. Much love, dahling! Posted via Mobile Device

Awesome Possum! :D Posted via Mobile Device

Woo Hoo! *flailing arms a la Kermit D Frog* Posted via Mobile Device

My main concern is whether they're going to round things up or down. A few cents here and there adds up to a whole lot of money. Call me a cynic, but I think it's just another way to surreptitiously screw people out of their money. Posted via Mobile Device

I also like leaving an inverted triangle on top. Unfortunately, my aesthetician took it all off last time... :( It's gonna look pretty funny growing that back in. I honestly don't get the big whoop with fully shaved/waxed. Leaving some hair on the mound of Venus looks better than fully hairless. And since everything below is gone, whatever reason a gal has for waxing/shaving has not been compromised. The hair that may have been a problem for cunnilingus is gone. I guess that's the thing about aesthetics: you can never tell what the reason is, but you either like something or you don't. Art, home decor or personal grooming - doesn't matter what it is, if it's aesthetic its a totally individual thing. (Though guided/encouraged by trends in society.) Posted via Mobile Device

Phooey! I'm a day late on the steak! Although that would explain why so many guys were in a good mood at the pub last night... Posted via Mobile Device

Soul-crushing, indeed! The statistics on job happiness speak for themselves. Most notably that a shocking 87% of people who only stayed in a job (often government) for the pension kick the bucket before they cash their first pension cheque. The only thing you should ever want is happiness. (And less materialism will allow you more freedom, but these days everyone mistakes happiness for a big tv or fast car.) It takes all kinds to make the world go 'round, and there's a niche for everyone. True happiness comes from fulfillment, and fulfillment has nothing to do with materialism and everything to do with living each day fully, with joy, and in harmony with your true nature. And be aware that who we are may not be who we wanted to be. (I've run into this with friends a few times.) Posted via Mobile Device