Kate von Katz

Youngest was 19. Yeah, that was .... odd. He was a virgin (or damned close to it). He was a good enough looking kid, great personality, really smart, but his inexperience and awkwardness detracted a bit from an otherwise enjoyable session. I don't refuse clients who are so young, but it always makes me feel like a cougar. :wink:

Fast Orange is the best! I used to raid the mechanic's shop in the logging camp where I grew up just to use it! I'd get covered in all kinds of dirt, grime, grease and muck but Fast Orange would take it off. Quickly. And it smells sort of like an orange Creamsickle.

I figured it was worth mentioning. Today is the 16th anniversary of Kurt Cobain being found with bullet through his head. This of course sparked a fierce rumor-mill about who did it and why. Many believe Courtney did it. Many believe Kurt did it. At the end of the day all that matters is that we lost a talented musician as so many before him. So in memory of Kurt Cobain and Nirvana, a music video. Wesley Willis is a schizophrenic who records music and has even toured. His songs all sound the same, but they are just so damned funny! Enjoy!

Thank yourselves, gentlemen! Afterall, it takes two to make an encounter sizzle. And nothing gets me going more than starting off with a great, well-informed dialogue. Intelligence is so sexy. Clumsy fools are not very sexy. So take that as a compliment, gents! You turned me on and I returned the favor! Chemistry is a great thing, indeed!

I think we all agree that SPs have solid self-esteem. But I think the stereotype harks from the earlier days of SPs. When society hears the word "escort", "hooker", or "call girl" they think of the street girls. Even Julia Roberts couldn't change that stereotype. The fact is that society is happy to ignore the realities of working girls and therefor also ignore that there are different types of working girl. The independents and agency girls are a cut above. Not to sound harsh, but I think we can all agree this is true. The most visible ones are seldom the best example. This applies to almost anything in life. It's the anti-American Muslims getting all the attention, but there's millions - if not billions - of peaceful Muslims that are not noticed. The extreme feminists got all the attention, not the feminists who really were for equality, not male submission. And such is true of our little world. The responsible, mature, clean, discreet girls are unnoticed. So as far as society is aware, we're all a bunch of drug addicts with daddy issues. Society loves to be blind and holds its stereotypes dear. Otherwise *gasp* society might have to grow the fuck up.

Ottawa will be glad to have you, Tat! If you need any recommendations on nice hotels to stay in or places to eat while you're in Ottawa, just ask!

Aw, you guys! Such sweeties here on Cerb!

That is extremely unusual that all of your CL ads got flagged. I advertise on there myself, and though I get a lot of wankers phoning me, my ads have yet to be flagged. As for the no-shows, that, too, is very unusual. I wouldn't let this discourage you from coming back to Ottawa. It's annoying, absolutely, but don't let the antics of a few whack-jobs ruin an otherwise great trip!

If you like a good stout without the heavy yeast of Guiness, try Jamaica's Dragon Stout. So yummy! Waterloo Dark is nice, too. Personally, I opt for hopsier flavors in my beer. Looks like I've gotta put a liquor cabinet on my to-buy list! Lol.

Suggestions noted, but don't be annoyed if I don't have your beer. Afterall, I'm only planning on having 3 or 4 choices to offer my clients, so I'm going with the most popular. Although I could open the world's first brothel/microbrewery. LOL

Damn, looks like I'm gonna be needing more room in my fridge! Rickards is good, and yes, I completely forgot about Stella Artois. I'll make sure to pick up some later in the week. Thanks for the input, guys!

I like to offer my clients a drink when they come to see me. Seems like a nice touch. I normally have a few large cans of Sleeman's Brown and Keith's White, but it would be nice to hear from the guys what their favorite beers are so I can make sure to keep some on hand. Also, feel free to suggest highballs, too! I've got a stash of Captain Morgan's spiced rum to serve with cola. Scotch? Vodka? Whiskey? What do you think?

I'm just having a moment where I'm picturing all of us not as pizzas, but with sundae toppings drizzled all over us. :lol: Brings a whole new meaning to "edible".

Well phrased, Emily. It should go without saying that time is a valued asset and wasting one's time and/or effort is not nice. It's a two way street, of course, as all things are. As for the ordering like a pizza... LOL. Some guys just don't understand that we are women who are empowered, intelligent and who deserve respect. I agree whole-heartedly on being careful about which gentlemen you share your company with. It's a crazy world out there, and let's face it, there's crazy people on both sides of the door! (*conspiratorial whisper* they're everywhere....) ;-)

Hear hear! Cerb truly is a great site. It allows SPs and providers free advertising, and it allows the gentlemen a place to share positive experiences with said SPs. A lot of the other sites are full of negativity, which isn't always honest or productive. Cerb is great! And so are the people on Cerb!

I just about died laughing when I got this in my inbox, so I figured I'd share! http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=250

I'm a water pig, and in the west I'm a bull. The two are actually quite close in their core behaviors - stubborn, determined, loyal, cautious, slow to anger, even slower to cool down. Apparently pig and tiger get along well, so it's supposed to be a good year for me (I'm overdue!)

If I don't wax (which isn't all that bad and makes you SUPER smooth for a few weeks) I use a four bladed razor and slather on the hair conditioner. This both softens the hair and leaves my skin softer than any shave gel I've encountered.

I remember my first. He was a regular at the agency I worked for in BC, and would call every day to see if there were any new girls. All I have to say is it's a darned good thing I didn't get scared off with him as my first!! I think the little prickle of nerves is fun. It usually amounts to nothing, and the vast majority of sessions go off smoothly. However, I do tend to listen to my gut when after 10 minutes I still feel "off". (As should the gentlemen. Instinct is powerful.) But the nerves remind me of a first date (pun intended), and I think it can - given the right chemistry - exponentially increase the experience. Just don't get all nervous like Stan from South Park and puke all over me when I say hi! :-D

I tend to err on the side of caution, personally. Too many STDs can be carried and transmitted but still not show up on tests for weeks, months, and in a very few extreme cases, even years. I love having fun, but at the end of the day the only thing I want to take home with me is a silly grin on my face. Condoms have come a long way since the medieval days of tying sheep's entrails. There's plenty of options out there that don't feel as plasticy, as well as non-latex options. It's a matter of personal choice in the end, and while I don't chide clients or fellow SPs for their personal choices, I myself choose differently. Being safe, I can guarantee my cleanliness not only to my clients, but more importantly, to myself.

Armani Code is what I wear personally and I just adore the scent! Although anything with a musky sweet smell, like sandalwood, is fantastic!

The Buzz on Bank near Lisgar has excellent martinis, and great food. It's my favorite casual fine dining getaway. Weds is $5 martinis, Thurs is $5 tapas, Friday and Saturday they have a DJ in house spinning ambient tunes.

Thank you so much for the kind words of me. I am, indeed, well read and do very much enjoy engaging conversations with my clients. Especially if there's great chemistry! I always love seeing clients who are as playful and up for a good banter as I am. I think making a connection creates more of a GFE atmosphere and absolutely makes time shared much more enjoyable on all levels. Secret Admirer, I am afflicted with a terrible memory, so forgive me if I cannot recall you offhand. I trust you are having much fun beating the winter blues ;-) And yes, the current photos are out of date, and my hair is longer and lighter red. I'm actually thinking of going brunette.... still not sure, though....