Well I am at least a 100lbs over weight, and have a small cock.
I am though very clean, polite and friendly, with an active tongue.
Been with 100's of girls.
Never had a problem of "yuk look at you".
Does anyone know a local provider for a REAL Lingam Massage, as described below:-
http://www.whitelotuseast.com/LingamMassage.htm
I've been to Bliss and though I was offered a Lingam Massage (a term I had not heard before), what I got was not as described on this link.