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HANNOVER HARMONISTS - Mein Kleiner Grüner Kaktus (starts at 0.32 after the German lady speaks)

I would take a deep breath... It may not be a client. And if it is, was the experience with the stalker so traumatic that you have to now shut-out any client who makes an honest mistake? Again, you have no idea who it is. When you do find out, there may be a case to have a frank discussion with the person who, probably unwillingly, crossed your boundaries without having to shut him out.

If you have some free time, the Australian accent is oh so sexy! The interview is one hour and starts 4 minutes into the playing the mp3 stream. http://mpegmedia.abc.net.au/local/darwin/guestroom/201202/r894417_9017625.mp3

Just discovered these videos where they put theme songs of popular TV shows over Star Wars footage. It's sort of mindless, but lots of fun if you remember Magnum PI, Hawai 5-0, Dallas or BayWatch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRv8-Duqvg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxja5dQklBs&feature=related

Thanks for the "Y". It made me rediscover an artist I could not stop listening too when I was growing up. I listen to his voice and feel the chivers of melancolie. For me, at this age, rediscovering his music, is better than sex. I actually prefer the song "Japoulo" from him, but there's no youtube version of it that I like. So here's Youssou N'Dour -- Without A Smile, and My People

When I book an appointment, I sometimes find myself overcome by nervousness and have trouble thinking straight. Instructions when they are too complicated can be overwhelming, phone-number here, street corner there, intercom code to get in the building, apt number different from the intercom code and floor number has no relation to the apt number... It's sometimes hard to memorize these things with your penis!

Sandra - Everlasting Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45PCiyVZnWI

Sam Tsui -- Don't stop believing

Peter Gabriel -- In Your Eyes

Unfortunately, I don't believe sex is just sex. A life without any motivation for sex would be so much easier... If it means anything, I lost my virginity when I was older than you. I had no idea what I was doing. Some of the most meaningful sex I have had was with sex-workers. So if curiosity is killing you and the desire is just too big to handle, go for it! I am not sure however I would do it for self-esteem reasons. Try to be clear of what you want and what a sex worker can provide for you; writing in a journal first and then reading it back has helped. Also, keep in mind that escorts don't come cheap. Totally worth the money, in my opinion, but nothing I could have afforded at 20.

I admit that what goes through my head can be funny... So I may have been a little quick to jump the gun... Look how Sheldon reacted when he got a hold of Leonard Nimoy's DNA?

I am not defending the reasoning. I am giving you insight into what goes on in some of our heads when we start. It may sound crazy but it's there. It's how TV influences some of us.

Just being open and gave some insight into what went on in my head when an SP anxiously grabbed a condom out of my hand and left the room and ruined what was, for me until that point, a perfectly good appointment. I never told her and I never saw her again for that reason. If you want feedback from some of your clients, it would help if the feedback were not discarded as complete nonsense.

I have seen SP's and it's been fine so far. All of them were wonderful people. Really wonderful people! Just telling you what goes through my head that's all. Some will discard it as nonsense, some will listen and take it into consideration. And unfortunately the one bad experience was bit traumatic.

Can you actually catch an STD by stepping in ones semen? I guess you could get herpes worts on your toes. I understand you have rules in your house based on your experiences. It's also really about making the client feel at ease too, I hope. And things that seem crazy to you, that clients won't tell you directly do go through our heads when we see you. When the SP anxiously took the condom out of my hand and left the room, I did not say anything, I did not react. I just had scenarios running through my head, that's it. I know and it's unfortunate but myths and stereotypes are powerful beasts, especially if you are a first-timer. By the way, I was robbed by a sex worker once in 1998. There are a lot of assumptions made about clients too unfortunately.

If you remove the condom with kindness and gentleness, I am sure that would work for me.

I know, i know. I am being paranoid. Just try to remember that some of us don't know what we are getting ourselves into when we book an appointment. I know myself that I was terrified the first few times. I think that it helps if the SP does what she can to make the client feel at ease and remove any suspicions a person might have because of TV influence. Advising the client not to flush the condom down the toilet would probably work better than taking the condom full of semen out of the hand, leaving the room and letting the client wonder what she's now doing with your sperm. Again don't underestimate the influence of oceanic sex and TV on a vulnerable brain.

I don't doubt it and some of us can be quite messy. And, yes, most Sex Workers are wonderful people with no alterior motives. If disposing of the condom yourself works for you and your client, there is no problem! Respectfully, it would not work for me. I can only tell you what went through my head the last time an SP was quick to grab the condom out of my hand and said to me "Don't worry I will take care of this". It made me feel uncomfortable and somewhat suspicious. But that just may be me...

I was actually sort of serious. Although the overwhelming majority of prostitutes are wonderful and trustworthy people, you never know what people can do with your sperm. Have you seen the movie "Presumed Innocent" or do you watch "Law and Order? A typical episode will have someone being entrapped by a prostitute who planted her clients DNA as evidence somewhere. So you never know... I think a sign in the washroom above the toilet is really the best way to go. Something like "Only toilet paper in the toilet please!"

That's a bad idea, if you retrieve the package, you now possess the clients DNA and could clone him in an experimental lab... A sign in the bathroom that says "do not flush condoms down the toilet" might solve your problem.

This made me laugh hysterically, it also made me cry...

Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel (from Glee) - For Good

No you're not. because that give me $K$.... Which I have been waiting for... Kermit The Frog -- Rainbow Connection

And here is an amazing Finnish acapella group that starts with R Rajaton -- Mitä kaikatat kivonen?

Amazing! I love that guy's accent and I want to go to Hamburg.