datyaddict

Fun fact. By ratio of applicants to positions, the Barnum & Bailey Clown College is harder to get into than Harvard Law.

Might be a reference to the nipple in #1 and "NO PHOTOS SHOWING GENITAL NUDITY This includes anus, pubic region and also partially covered public areas (All considered PORN and not permitted) you can post topless." from the Rules/FAQ.. But I think you're clear with the nipple. And buttcrack isn't really visible anus. I don't think. Then again, not my place to interpret the rules<g>.

Jessica Rabbit

My girlfriend!

I find women in glasses very sexy. Women tend to find me sexier when they're not wearing their glasses... Ahh, myopia... nature's airbrush.

Nice work, buddy! Congrats!

Well, obviously step 1 involves teasing....

I was told I have a perfect penis for cribbage, but I'm not sure what that means...

Indeed, a correlation has been found. The best indicator of your reaction is if you're a member of Service Providers Improving Tomorrow or Stern Women Always Lecturing Ladies (Often Wrongly)

It's actually funny you mention HARDON. They were going to merge with FLACCID a few years ago, but that was prevented by the Canadian Oversight Council Keeping Religious Instututions Nonregulated Governmentally

Most of the real religious zealots can be found inside the Concerned Liturgical Organizations Seeking Erotic Temperance.

I have a cynical reputation to uphold, so I'm not saying I voted or anything... I'm just posting in this thread to remind myself to do something every 24 hours...

The League of Insignificant Male Prostitutes (LIMP) stands proudly (more or less) with ERECT. We just hope your organization doesn't prove as ineffective as the Federation of Loosely Affiliated Canadian Cuddly Intimate Dudes (FLACCID)

Congratulations to Samantha and WIT for their well deserved combination of eloquence, dedication, and general awesomeness! Cerb would be a different place (and a lesser one) if not for your immense contributions.

But they're ready to believe you!

There's such a thing as being gracious in victory. Dehumanizing people and making them playthings for animals is what these men did - and for it we judged them evil. I'm not sure how this makes us any better.

I would call 911, and I would say the address I'm at.

Tasteless, and done tastelessly. So, uh, points for consistency?

Suggestion, if I may be so bold.. I don't know if there such a thing in the SP-only area, but maybe a special concise version of the FAQ that deals specifically with privacy, and all the various options/levels/etc. available to the ladies from the various control panels would be handy. With examples<g>. And lots of pictures. ;) Covering things like: - private and public albums - invisible mode - ignore lists - what can be hidden, what can't - what everyone can see, what friends can see, what only you can see - how to deal with pests/stalkers - who to contact, how to react ... basically anything that helps the ladies (particularly newbies) better understand and control what they are putting online. I'm sure all this info is available in different FAQ pages, or as stickies on different threads - the point is to have it all collected in one nice small document so the ladies don't have to waste time searching and sifting.

IMHO, Saving and Posting are two separate things. Printing is, I guess sort of in the middle. I can totally understand a guy wanting to hold onto a copy of a special photo of a special lady as an aide memoire to help ... fond remembrances. Posting, sharing, or an copyright violation, however, is inexcusable. You alone have rights to your image and how it's used. Anybody who uses your images in public without your consent is at best a petty criminal, and at worst a grade A slimeball. As far as albums go... My first thought would be that a reasonable compromise would be: - everybody sees blurred pictures in public albums - friends see some pictures with faces in private albums ... but I suppose there's nothing preventing a 'friend' from betraying that trust.... so it's a pickle. As a guy, I like seeing faces in ads. Blurred or no faces put the focus on body parts, and make me feel a bit like I'm looking at pictures of an anatomy lesson and not of a real person. But, as a guy, it's way more important to me that the SPs feel safe, so while I'd regret fewer face pictures, I'd understand. I'd just prefer fewer slimy photo thieves....

Gah! The temptation! We could sing a song about all the fun words we know that start with 'O'..... Although I'm totally sure you would make 6 feet of yellow feathers insanely sexy, anyone asking you to wear something that blocks your face is just.... missing the point entirely ;)

Excellent point! And another question, then for the ladies.. What kinds of clothing requests do you most like? Most dislike? Anyone have any funny/sexy stories related to lingerie/clothing/costume requests? Additional Comments: Teehee! That's one way to brighten up the Dark Ages ;)

I know most have no problems with them... But I'm wondering how the ladies actually feel about them<g>. If it makes them feel more like a supermodel or a doll? If some prefer them because they save time - or if they actually take up more time... The suitcase size tip _is_ a very valuable one. That should be on a FAQ somewhere. And it totally explains why that last out-of-town girl didn't wear the Big Bird outfit I'd hoped for... <smacks forehead>

Hi ladies, I was just idly thinking (IwasnttouchingmyselfIswear!) and I was wondering how the ladies here feel about clothing requests? On one hand, I can see it being a bit .. I dunno, objectifying - as if you were just a dress-up doll... on the other hand, I can imagine it saving a lot of time before a session wondering what to wear for someone you may not know too well. Then again, the latter may just be me falling for 'women spend a lot of time deciding what to wear' stereotypes<g>. I always feel slightly creepy asking for clothing requests (which is rare)... as if I'm not saying "I want to be with you", but rather "I want to be with someone wearing X." I dunno, am I overthinking it? Is the _real_ question simply, "Who has the best nun costume and bustier in Ottawa?" <g>

Congrats, Lee! Keep 'em coming! (And then when you're done, post something about it ;) )