futileresistenz

Congratulations, Emily, on another impressive milestone achieved! Your presence and contributions on this board are valued by many! Keep the wonderful posts coming! FR

I'm sure this has been done before, I just kinda stumbled on this link. Pretty imaginative as well as controversial advert writing. Check out the IKEA one first! 10 Ads That Were Banned For Sexual Content (via businesspundit.com) Disclaimer: Not all videos were pre-screened before posting. Poster does not take any responsibility for any harm, howsoever caused by viewing external content. #tongueincheek

I'm saddened that this unwanted attention has befallen a classy lady such as yourself, Emily, through no fault of your own and due to the carelessness with which some 'gentlemen' -- and married ones, at that -- operate in this industry. I do hope for your sake that this resolves itself in short order and that the wife of said suitor realizes that she is misplacing her anger, hurt and frustration at the easier target, the other woman, when she should be dealing with her errant husband. It's funny how the wife/SO always decides that it is the other woman's fault for having lured her husband away from her, when, as in this case, this is patently false. I agree with earlier poster(s) saying that you should explain your situation and hope the problem goes away on its own, and leave threatening to involve the police for --her-- harrassment as a backup option if needed. I can imagine how these threats of involving local LE must impact you. You, as well as any lady that runs her business in a professional and discrete manner does not deserve to have this happen to them through the blatant disregard of someone who does not take the necessary precautions to avoid discovery and in the aftermath opens up a provider to these types of unfortunate consequences. You've been great to have shared this with the board members. This should really be made a sticky, IMO - in the hope that more eyes will be opened up to this. In any case, this incident can't be over soon enough, and I wish you the best of luck, Emily! FR

Woman crosses into path of runner with very unexpected result! #gobsmacked FR P.S. Although that looked pretty nasty, they apparently both came out of this OK!

A very happy (belated) birthday to you, Mrrnice2! I hope it was all you hoped for ... and then some! :) FR

OP: That sounds like too much fun for one guy to handle! ;) Surely, overdoing it with sensations is a risk with a mega-session. Someone that cares to treat a lady right and can read her body language and verbal clues would know when to mix it up or go to another activity, to keep it strictly pleasurable for her. :D Hand me my chemlab goggles and let's get to it! :cooter: :) FR

Stevie Ray Vaughan - Crossfire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsHXd4rQnW0 FR

Steve Miller Band - Swingtown (Live In Chicago)

Carmen, don't let them turn your head around and make you crazy! If this is not something you want to offer, be firm and send them on their way! There is surely someone they can go to that does provide this service. Personally, I don't see the attraction of such short encounters, or understand the mentality - to me that would seem extremely self-centered, not caring at all what the lady feels in these short few minutes. Hardly any connection, very cold, mechanical, etc. But that's just me! To each their own. :) FR

Oxnard, California

Neil Young - Harvest Moon

Wishing you a very happy birthday, Malika. Hope you enjoy your special day! :) FR

Yello - Kiss In Blue

Alamogordo, NM, U.S.A.

The first step in stopping your habit is to recognize that it may be a problem for you. Tell your friends and family that you want to stop/cut down on it and enlist their help. Ask yourself the question "Why do I want to stop swearing?" and of course actually stopping is not going to happen overnight. It will take vigilance over a period of time. Maybe you can start a "swear jar" and put money in for a good cause every time you let one slip. :) Some kind of punishment to give you incentive to reduce the incidents. But also reward yourself once in a while if you feel you've made a big improvement. The use of swear words to shock or get across a stark point IMO has been severely curtailed, because it is in such wide use. The "most flexible, adaptable" word no longer means much. Finding less crass words in a wider vocabulary will express what you mean more efficiently and elegantly. Best wishes! FR

New Order - Blue Monday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyoDbX1EkPQ

Quality, not quantity! :D Congratulations, Cat, on a achieving a very respectable 1500-post milestone. Your posts are insightful, witty and funny in turns, and I enjoy reading most every one! FR

I'll be a man of few words this time, but heaps of praise and respect for all you've contributed over the years, WIT! It was great to meet you at the last social in Halifax. You will be sorely missed by many, to which you can count me. Your decision is I'm sure for reasons that are compelling to you and we must respect this. In case you do ever reconsider (which many of us hope), the door will always be open! All the very best for the future! FR

Amazing, wonderful! Congratulations, Carrie! 'You done us proud.' :) FR