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To setup your Twitter feed here on CERB, all you need to do is go to edit your profile and enter your twitter ID in the middle section named "Optional Information". (Look for the blue "twitter" "t" next to the skype field) Make sure though that on twitter your tweets aren't private (the box "Protect my tweets" should be unchecked there), or the feed here won't work. Good luck!

Congratulations on this extraordinary achievement, WIT! You have set the bar high and may you continue to be one of the great ambassadors of CERB! You never tire to enlighten, inspire, entertain and help out to make common sense prevail. You are an inspiration to all in this community. Keep up the fabulous work! WIT addicted? I think a good possibility! ;)

Ummm, yes, I guess I spend a lot of time here, but I wouldn't call it an addiction. I couldn't go cold turkey though! I'd really miss the cool people, knowing what's going on, who's where, doing whom... ;) OK that was out of order! I have to work on posting more, though. There is so much combined knowledge on all topics relating to the industry and sex in general; the friendly atmosphere and being able to tap into this knowledge that is offered freely for the good of all...it's a beautiful thing! CERB is better than Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc. put together! :) FR

Def Leppard - Love Bites www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPU9az11si0

Gabriella is definitely a lovely, voluptuous, witty, and funny lady that knows how to please. From the moment I knew she was coming to visit St. John's, I knew I had to see her. Her photos and ads are completely accurate, and her writing is very representative of her personality; artistic, erotic and yet very classy, infused throughout with sensuality and playfulness. I visited her in her incall location, which was a spotless, spacious and a very well-appointed suite. Once she had buzzed me up and I walked through the door, a warm smile and several long embraces and longing kisses greeted me. Yes, I was a little nervous at first, but nothing out of the ordinary, and although I lost that edge in the first moments in her company, I think she loved to tease me and spur me on. (I was quite o.k. with that.) The afternoon encounter was entirely unrushed and the ambience very serene, and Gabriella's manner and attention to detail was absolutely exemplary. She had taken the trouble to place tea lights all over the bedroom and in other places throughout, which added to the enchanting atmosphere. She showed me all the rooms and the facilities were second to none. We got comfortable on the sofa and chatted a little while, and in the meantime she brewed some tea for us to enjoy. She offered that I take a shower first, after which we took proceedings into the bedroom. This extended visit then began with me taking my time exploring all of Gabriella's charms, and while luxuriating in her exotic beauty with all my senses, I was turned on by her enthusiasm and her easy-going attitude, and our passions flared inexorably to a heightened ecstasy. After changing up things multiple times, and in the fog of lingering pleasures, I almost lost complete track of time. In the end we actually ended up pretty much on track, but it seemed to me to have been much longer. I prefer not to disclose the details of our encounter for discretion's sake, but suffice it to say that my expectations were not only met but exceeded. You don't know how close I was to booking her again on her last day for a 7:30 a.m. rendezvous before she was to leave again for Montreal. I am definitely planning on repeating with CERB's not-so-well-kept secret, if the opportunity presents itself. Thank-you so very much, Gabriella, for the lovely time in your exotic presence, your alluring charm, wit, and joie de vivre! FR

Orleans - Dancin' In The Moonlight

A very impressive ascent to Goddesshood, Georgiana! Congratulations! I don't think this word exists. ;) __^ Time will tell if we get to meet each other some day. Safe travels and enjoy the voyage! Whatever you're doing, it must be right.

Happy Birthday, Angela! Hope YOUR day is fabulous!

The Eagles - Take It To The Limit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyV-7fOnQcA

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Peek A Boo Edit: It happened again! Totally unintentional, Maria. The next poster has a choice of 'A' or 'S', assuming there's no rule covering this. :)

A very happy birthday to you, Keissy. Hope it's wonderful and all you expected (and more!) ;)

The Notorious B.I.G. - "Hypnotize"

St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada

I don't want to be remiss in not congratulating you on such a major and impressive milestone, Gabriella. WELL DONE! You have such a talent for writing and your presence on this board is truly valued. It will be my pleasure to meet you in person one day soon! :)

Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight (LIVE)

Speechless in the presence of such beauty...

Another one for you, Old Dog. Enjoy!

Thanks for sharing this, Cato. I was in stitches (and tears) for at least 10 minutes. Well worth the read! Coated cock eggs, barse and nipsy. BWAHAHA The Brits sure have a way of putting things...

Good morning to one and all! Here's a taste of Katie Price for all the boob lovers out there.