I am a bit off a smart ass...
If they say- I am a bit short- I say......like an elf.
If they say- but I am hot you will enjoy it- I say.......I am sure you think you are, I always enjoy myself and just because I enjoy my job does not mean I should not be paid for it.
If they say- its my last $$- I say ....awww muffin, I wouldnt want to take your last few dollars.
If they say- I am 20 shy- I say......take your returnables in and call me back. lol
It is usually the younger guys that try this. I do agree with previous posts, older men are usually gentlemen.
If nothing else, these calls can be good for a laugh...and hopefully you have an opportunity to educate them as well ;)
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