Bushwacka

Squats. Lots and lots and lots of squats. Heavy squats.

There used to be Apple from an agency who knew Athens well. Have not seen her in town for ages.

Are they gone?

They are still around but not on CERB? Anyone know any particular reason why?

IMHO, $40 for 1/2 hour and $60 for an hour are reasonable prices, especially given the good quality massages.

GHS should only be listed in a discussion about best massage in town Right?

Been there; done that. Your non-Asian choices will be few. As it happens, genetics, and early childhood diet, activity, and healthcare play a part. So do boring statistics. If the same percentage of women from all continents become SPs, then the continental height averages will be visible. But variety is the spice of life, right? :-D

Hmmm. Door #4 please!

Some other SPs offer and provide. Some do not. I like my regular asian SPs but cannot seem to find the little niche I am looking for. And Apple is no longer around. So I do not see why the question is one to be ashamed of. It is a fair question.

Why do the regular asian SP companies that advertize on Cerb not offer the service?

They keep a low profile. It is an unmarked door on the west side of the building. Phone them for the exact door number.

This thread has veered into needed discussion territory. Confession: I love BBBJs. I would be saddened if this current industry standard changed. But I remember some "good old days" decades ago when CBJ, CFS, and non-GFE/PSE behaviour was normal. 20 years ago in a large Canadian city, here are some example of things that NO coventional phone book escort, SUN advertiser, or a corner-cutie would provide to me or anyone else I knew; LFK, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM, MSOG, Digits, Greek, rimming, and the list went on. At that time, I did my hobby about twice a month. Supposing 24 per year over 4 years at that time in my life, then out of about 100 hobby-times, 1) once I unexpectedly got one BBBJ in my car and 2) once I had everything including BBFS from an old girlfriend who had just started in the industry, and both of us were drunk and I did not know that she was an SP until after the glory. (Ghisele? Are you still out there?) The standard then was light rubbing, a hardening handjob, CBJ, and then CFS. The only skin in contact with my almighty one was the SP's hand, an occasional thigh, and soft tender breasts (pre-silicone era). And the number of SPs who would turn their head away or say "no" if you tried to kiss them was almost 100%. There were particular skills common within the industry at the time. Example. CBJ done well feels good. Check out the You Tube video (no link) called "How to put a condom on with your mouth" by River Huston. Done well by a skilled enthusiastic SP, its good. Different than BBBJ but good in its own way. And safer for the SP. I dont think that CBJ and BBBJ is the main difference today. I think it is something else. Today, an SP will talk and cuddle and be an individual; that non-sexual rapporting tends to enhance the overall experience these days. 20 years ago, that sort of rapport was rare. Things were quicker and more business-like. If you wanted modern options back then, you did it the hard way and not with an SP --- bar, wink, buy drink, flirt, dance, yap, FK, her place or my place, "fuck and duck" --- with no guarantee of ever getting past FK. That is all a long way of saying that I prefer BBBJ over CBJ but can be made quite happy by a CBJ if done the right way and is accompanied by more individualizing soft touches of intimate small chat, tender caresses, and light whispers in my ear. So, SPs, put industry standard on the agenda at the next union meeting. CBJ or BBBJ: both can be satisfying. But if the industry standard changes and we go back to the old ways of clock-watching, "much longer baby?", and patting my back like I am a dog, then I will considering expending my hobby efforts on a Fleshlight.

Any person asking for or offering BBFS is insane and is a threat to us all. Blacklist them. :vf: As a hobbyist, I am really glad to see our SPs here come out so overwhelmingly against the stupid idea. :ThankYou:

If I could last one hour, is there any FS lady who could BBBJ for one hour? I do not have a problem standing up so to speak. I do have a problem (is it a problem?) letting go. And cuz I just love the high quality sensation of a BBBJ, I just wonder whether anyone out there could do the distance. Jaws get sore after a while and too long might make the meeting less than ideal for you. Love to hear from you, PM or public. :bj:

Could someone who has been there please pm me with lots of details about rates, options, quality of service. Thanks.

Please let us know when your CERB recommendations on assman69 and kmann12 are posted....... 8) [Just joking. Hope all works out well!]

Question for the ladies. Many of you advertise "YMMV" on offered services such as BBBJ, CIM, Greek, and so on. I am curious. What things make you provide your customers more service (:icon_wink: YMMV for the better) and what less service (:frown: YMMV for the worse)? Does size matter? Should my parents have circumcised me when I was born? Too bald or bushy down there? Am I too fat, too skinny, too light, too dark? Did I say the wrong thing when we first met ("marry me" or "you don't look anything like your CERB picture!")? What determines/influences the "V" for vary in "YMMV"?

Anyone know of an anal-loving asian around Ottawa?

Been there; done that. Won't do it again.

Burns happens when one slathers their knob with too much (like that moron at the Amazon UK below: funny). Moderation and timing are critical. You will only burn if you slop it on and leave it on too long. Take a couple of weeks to cream it all out and its perfect. As for shaving, nicks plus shaving burn plus in-grown hairs say it all. Note: Nair for sensitive skin, not Veet (or Mair) for Men. BTW, since someone asked, a soft abrasive like one of those fluffy nylon sponges that women often use to rub their skin. Bald is beautiful (despite my name Bush-wacka).

Since the PMs are coming.... The best technique is Nair hair removal cream for sensitive skin, available at Walmart for about $7 a tube. Shower. Dry. Apply cream liberally wherever you want no hair. Let it sit for 3 - 4 minutes (wash your hands during that time). Shower again, taking cream off by using a soft abrasive of some kind. Pat dry. There may be some very small amount of soft stubble left; get it next time. Same thing with odd hair that did not come off (but it may just pull off). Expect very, very minor irritation around your butt for about 10 minutes. One good treatment lasts about one week (depending upon your personal hair growth). One tube of Neet lasts me about 4 or 5 weekly treatments (about 1 month or so). Finish off your grooming with some good quality skin lotion. Let the skin recondition itself. No sex that day. Shower the next day and voila! Off to the races!

A Sunday morning question for the ladies. Several years ago, I started shaving, creaming, and otherwise ridding myself of pubic hair. Eventually, I decided it would all go. Having no pubic (or crack) hair has several advantages IMHO. It looks sleek and clean. It feels smooth and fresh. It makes me feel bigger, MUCH BIGGER. So, today, there is no hair under my underwear. None. Base, balls, crack: none. My SPs and MPs often say nothing directly about it. They all say that my body feels so smooth or is so easy to apply oil/condoms or is so nice to rub. Only one has said that she loves it. So my question for the ladies. If given the choice, would you prefer a hairy or a hairless "downunder" and what is the reason for your preference? And my comment for the guys. "Convenience". Try it.

My lawyer screwed me on my birthday and billed me for it...

Very good massage for sore muscles and general therapy. Do not expect or ask for anything more. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes an MA is just an MA with no options.

Excellent massage at a great price. Lots of options offered. Probably too many for some MA hobbyists liking. Too many for me for sure.