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I notice that no one has written a recommendation for Ashley yet. I'm halfway tempted to keep things that way so that I won't have any troubles booking her in the future. But that wouldn't be very fair to my new favourite MA. Ashley is damned pretty - young, thin, toned, blond, and with legs down to there and then some. Crazy nice legs, that girl! She has a great touch - the massaging part of the festivities was a bit light for my taste, but the more erotic parts were just fantastic. Plus - HUGE bonus points in my book - she offered extra massage time after I, errr, "finished" the session early. That's a refreshing change from the MAs that hurry you out the door, and speaks volumes about her attitude. And what an attitude! I'm a sucker for pretty, but a pretty MA with a nice touch AND who really enjoys what she's doing? Wow! Ashley is new to the biz, and it shows, but not in any of the typical and negative ways. She is comfortable, sensual, and fun as hell. If it weren't such a cliche, I'd say she's a keeper and y'all should treat her well. Aw hell, I'll say it anyways. My only regret is that I didn't get a chance to check out any of the new rooms in the expanded Paradise facilities. But this way I have an excuse to go visit again soon!

You're kidding, right? This whole thing is an early Christmas present for Harper, if anything! What better way to distract the media and voters from uncomfortable questions regarding senate fraud? And what, exactly, is the minefield for him? When he inevitably moves towards harsher laws (albeit with stronger internal logic to avoid further potential challenges), who among his supporters are going to take issue with him? What demographic of likely Tory voters will actually support decriminalization or legalization? And will that thin sliver of voters turn their vote on that single issue, or be MORE likely to support Harper because they have been distracted from the government's more worrisome issues? A freaking birthday and Christmas gift all rolled into one. ...you're right about not "blaming it all on Harper", mind you. But 'tis absurd to see this whole thing as anything but a massive windfall for him.

It always seemed to me that "open minded" in an ad was a bit of a red flag, and can often be attached to B&S and other scams. OF course, I could be wrong, and am willing to reassess, since I'm, errrrr, open minded :D

Finally managed to track Angela down in the (to-me) new incall location today. Am I ever glad I did! She's still one of the sweetest, sexiest, and most talented MA's anywhere. She has such a great touch, and such a great disposition! Every time I see her, I am surprised at how downright sexy her fun and positive attitude are. Not to mention her fantastic hands! And hot little body! And legs! wow! and.. and.. and.. everything! The only downside is trying not to grin like an idiot hours after the session whenever I think about it.

Or shorthand for "I'm married to the hobby!"

But that may well be the same client on different days. To extend your metaphor: sometimes you want to linger over a fine dinner at a great restaurant, and sometimes you're just famished and want a quick burger at the drive thru.

I was about to give you shit for resurrecting a 2+ year old thread, but then I realised that you were the OP. Glad to hear it's now comfortable old hat for ya!

There is an entire section of the forums dedicated to legal issues. I'm too lazy to look it up, but I bet there is some extensive discussion of massage activities. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=279 (hope the link works) Short version is: There are dozens of fully, 100% legal massage "body rub" establishments in Ottawa, (and other major Canadian cities like Toronto, etc). In said establishments, you can receive a massage and what is euphemistacally called "full release" but more happily euphemised as a "happy ending". In short, if I can be crude for a moment here, you can get your rocks off. As long as it is in a licensed establishment and there is NO penetrative sex (anal, oral, vaginal), then you're good to go and can brag on your Facebook page to your vicar, gramma, and local constable if you want with no fear of repercussions. errr... LEGAL repercussions. My gramma, at least, can give one hella disapproving scowl and I'd hate to be the cause of one of them. If you go to see a private MA or an unlicenced parlour, the legal aspect gets a bit trickier, but you're still pretty safe. As long as no one is communicating publicly for the purposes of soliciting blah blah blah snooze - did I mention the legal section of the forums? - yer awright. Basically, the police haven't been actively pursuing even the "grey areas" around the sex industry for some time now, as long as there is no coercion, trafficking, or other illegal activity hand in hand with it. (again, don't take my word for it - read the legal forums on CERB and get up to speed) Did I say "short version"? Sheesh! That's one longwinded short version!

I'd like to add a caveat to the answers Styler has received. There will be no bait and switch, theft, or any other shenanigans as long as you visit one of the well known and recommended massage providers or visit one of the licensed establishments in town. But if you choose a random encounter with an unknown from, say, BP or somesuch, then you are running some risk. Maybe not the same risk as a random unknown SP, but some risk nonetheless. It never hurts to do your homework. Having said that, don't be chicken. Dive in! Book yerself a massage today, durnit! It's a safe, fun, and perfectly legal activity that will leave you smiling and relaxed.

Or just ask away in this thread. Yer using a pseudonym, so it's not like you should feel embarrassed even if the question seems silly. (hint: there are no silly questions)

Too lazy to read the whole thread, but I hope no one has posted this old chestnut yet: Drive a truck all my life, and not a soul calls me a "truck driver". But suck one little cock... !

If my relationship with my wife started improving emotionally and physically, and I honestly thought that it stood a chance, I'd stop seeing SPs and MAs in an instant and never look back, no matter how much prettier some of them may be, and no matter how much better any of the sex was. Lucky (?) for me, there is zero chance of that happening, so huzzah!

Drive a truck all my life and no one calls me a trucker. But suck one little cock...

Unexpectedly found myself at Flirt in North T.O. a few days ago. Had a fine time there. A bit pricey, but who am I to be a cheap bastard when there is fun to be had.

Ooooohhh! I would love to see an SP in Arnprior. Mind you, it'd be a tad awkward to see Eddy sheepishly walking out the door as I show up for my appointment, but I'm willing to take that chance!

And of course, the onion already has it covered: http://www.theonion.com/video/google-opt-out-feature-lets-users-protect-privacy%2c14358/

It's quite a bit more insidious than that. One thing that the "new improved" google does for you by default is list its own social network (Google+) results first during google web searches now (as opposed to the usual method of most popular results first). No biggie, right? But when you search for John Q Examplename, and the first thing you see is that he only has 4 people in his Google+ circle, and that he hasn't posted anything on/through/with Google+ in three months, you may leap to the wrong conclusions (wrong person, insignificant person, useless source, whatever) without noticing his 750,000 facebook friends, or 10-tweet-a-day habit to 2 million followers. Far, far, far worse, however, is the increasingly byzantine system of opt-outs and use of personalized results and information by google. They keep collecting more and more detailed profiles of you and your internet use, all while making it more and more difficult to keep said profiles as private as you'd like. It's already bad enough worrying that Auntie Bertha will check her email on your computer during a family dinner and get a chance to wonder why all the recommended videos are of Japanese schoolgirls farting on middle-aged men. (or even more disturbing, Auntie Bertha forgets to log out and you discover that the last dozen videos SHE watched on YouTube were of some mind-scarringly twisted fetish.) How much worse will it be when this kind of unintentional sharing gets even more cross-platform and muddled?

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This was one of the first massage places I went to in Ottawa (This was in 2011, can't remember exactly when). I won't say anything bad, not because we don't do that here but because I don't really have anything bad to say. But I can't really say anything good either. Very "meh" overall. The MA was nice enough and she got the job done. But it was all pretty workmanlike.

This is my first time writing a recommendation here, so please bear with me if I am not exactly true to correct form (whatever that may be). I had the good fortune to meet Isabella for a morning get-together this past weekend. She proved to be every bit as gorgeous as everyone says! Her pictures, while hot-hot-hot!!, really don't do her justice. She's simply stunning! Isabella is an absolute sweetheart. She's refreshingly candid and fun to talk to. I had more than a little bit of jitters when I showed up, and she was such patient and good company, that after a time I managed to relax and (mostly :icon_redface:) get over it. I see that people are being circumspect with intimate details, so I'll do so as well. Suffice it to say that being with her has given me some fond memories that I will savour for a long time. My only regret is that when I finally noticed the time (she was the opposite of rushed, and took all the time in the world to make me comfortable and happy) it was waaay past the allotted hour we had planned, and I had to hurry out of there double time to make an appointment. I can whole-heartedly recommend spending time with this beautiful woman. Treat her well, and you will have a wonderful time. Just don't be a dope and see her when you have to rush somewhere else afterwards!

I'll second that idea, especially the Arnprior part of it. Anyone heading this way or already here, please reply or PM me.

Saw "FF" among a list of more easily recognised acronyms for services offered on a website. My guess is "foot fetish", but am in mortal terror of it standing for "farts frequently". Anyone know for sure?

I'd go so far as to say that I would prefer an SP that is obviously bored and just going through the motions than one that has a big screaming fake orgasm at my merest touch. (of course, my preference is for an honest person who is having fun and engaged in what she is doing, but I'm just sayin what I think is the lesser of two evils)