Aspen Wilde

I love my life. Can that be my highlight of the day every day?

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Picture this: Julie goes looking online for some snazzy curtains to frame the lovely view at her incall. Julie finds exactly the right curtains! Julie orders curtains. Julie receives a single curtain. Julie is a bit miffed but understands where she made her mistake. The one curtain suits the décor rather well! Julie goes online to order another curtain. But the curtains she ordered have disappeared from the website! Oh no! I'm in curtain limbo. D:

I would point out what I didn't like about it and attempt a discussion. It could get really interesting. Maybe my friend agrees with me that certain parts of the book/movie/song/tv show are unpleasant, but that on the whole they really love it for x and y reasons. Or maybe they really love it for x and y reasons and I despise it for the same x and y reasons. It's not something I expect people to take personally, and I'm always curious to explore the exact nature of our differences in opinion. Debate is fun!

I used to live with three cats. Today I found out I'm allergic to cats. I no longer live with any cats. Victory is mine! That would totally explain why I felt awful all the time when I was at home. And I thought the place was just cursed. :p

I want to be a lion tamer! I already have a hat, with big neon letters on it that light up and say 'Lion Tamer'! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y In another life I would make a swell beret-wearing, cafe-dwelling revolutionary-type. And of course before I die I'm going to make the Canadian stage swoon at my presence and my masterful command of Shakespearian English.

Can it be fictional geography? Perhaps the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie?

I would like to point out that March 14th is also pi day. 3.14. Perhaps pie is called for as a dessert, after the steak and the blowjob. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day

Uluru (Ayers Rock)

San Francisco

My preference for me is to be neatly trimmed- and that's what matters! (my preference, that is) I do prefer when my gentleman callers are neatly trimmed as well. In general I do enjoy hair so long as it doesn't get in the way. It's soft, and comes in many exciting shades! (Including the illustrious firecrotch, one of my personal favourites.)

I don't 'start my day' so much as shuffle around in slippers listening to classical music while sipping tea and coffee for an hour or two. Morning person, I am not.

When I wear a hoodie I get mistaken for a teenage boy. (And I wear a lot of hoodies.) That's not a bad thing, though. I really like the way I look in them, and androgyny becomes me. They're not my usual SP-ing attire though, and I would only wear one of it was requested.

Djibouti (Africa, Earth)

I'm somewhere between Daria and her best friend Jane:

Congratulations on your twice-godliness!

Hugs to futileresistenz for a speedy recovery! Hugs to myself because I can't remember the last time I gave myself a hug. And hugs for everyone!

I am terrible at packing books into boxes. I always end up reading them. Also: I own a lot of books I haven't read. Also: Medieval fables are messed up!

One day I will be the star of an enticingly underground, wholly bohemian, and deeply moving porn production that explores not only the delicious curves of my body but the deep existential questions humankind has been asking for centuries. But sadly at this moment I am unable to help you with your query.

I saw the first version of this a while back. It really is a quick dose of perspective. (And an interesting perspective at that- I start to feel really small while I scroll through the planets and stars, but as soon as I scroll the other way I realize that people-size can be considered pretty large in comparison to, say, electrons and neutrons.) I'm like a tiny giant.

I went for a three hour walk today in the sunshine. All alone. It is the best medicine.

New life goal: I want to have a Fellowship of the Ring themed orgy. It will consist of nine people and we must all be assigned a character from the fellowship. I want to be Pippin.

I wear leggings as pants!

This is pretty much the best thing on the internet: http://www.rainymood.com/ Well and maybe this: http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/

It's slow going, but I'm writing through my creative block. :) Three pages this morning. Maybe I'll write an erotic short story later. I've been meaning to do that- I have so many ideas and I shall no longer succumb to the tyranny of the blank page! [insert the noise of me fervently clicking my ballpoint pen]