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Sex by the minute HAD to have been invented by a guy or guys. It's actually one level down from masturbation because masturbation is free. Isn't an intimate relationship supposed to be enjoyable? Gawd, gimme some laughs and relaxation. Uncomplicated fun is what life's supposed to include. I suppose if it were that easy, marriages would be the norm,not the exception.

Receiving good news from a new friend tonight. It was something we both wished would work out positively and it did. Life is good right now.

Happy birthday, sweetness!

I just got back from a long vacation (to me) and I find this? WIT.....wtf? I met you in Halifax at the CERB social and was impressed with your demeanor and your intellect. On top of that, I find out that we live 30 miles from each other. Okay, I may just have to hunt you down and share a beer with you on a patio (yours..the beer, too) and do some bonding. WIT.....as little as I know you, I love you like a brother from another mother. Your reasons for leaving are yours and yours alone and I respect your decision. Doesn't mean I have to like it, but I respect it. If you see this post, I'd love to meet up with you again some day and just share a bit of time. You're a class act, my friend.

I will guarantee you one thing......in 10 days time, I will NOT expect any preferential treatment from any of the lovely ladies on here. No sirree Bob......won't even consider it.

Returned home 30 minutes ago from my 10 day motorcycle trip. 4100 kms. from NS to NB, Que., Ont., NY, Vermont, NH, Mass., Maine, and back home. The last day was a marathon 16 hours from Mass.- NS.......14 hours of which were in the rain. My dogs showed me they missed me when I got home. Met friends (new and old) and relatives along the way.

I dare ya!!

If all else fails, run Chrome and run incognito. Just to be safe, I, er......a friend I know, cleans all traces of activity periodically.......cookies, cache, logins, passwords, etc.

Gawd, all I do is work, so if I have a moment or two to myself, it's either a solo ride on the bike or a cold beer. Solitude is highly under-rated.

HST returns DONE and now time to start planning my bike trip.

You'll be missed here, Spud. I wish you nothing but the best in life.

Working on my HST returns. I'm not disciplined enough to keep up-to-date, but I hate like hell to give the government a 30 day interest- free line of credit. ARGH!!!!!!

http://www.nab.com.au/wps/wcm/connect/nab/campaigns/personal/204/1 Priceless reactions.

Lol.....I think it's directed more towards his buddies in the locker room than the female mentioned in the ad.

I wonder if he ever found her? I'd have put this in the joke section, but I feel it's a real post.

If you want to talk catchy tunes, just about any from "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas" will get you tapping your toes. Here's a sample.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4873mPdm1Ro&feature=related Sigh....now I'll be singing these songs the next few days.

You can try baking soda or hydrogen peroxide as a home remedy for teeth whitening after you heal. Read up on them and don't over-do it. To make the improvement last, avoid smoking and coffee. Geeez, just shoot me.

Great detective work, Angela. That was in my younger days. Note the slim physique and full face helmet. I've matured and now sport a half-helmet and personal airbag around my mid-section. Still hotter than a pistol, though!

That is just so fricking impressive. Thanks for being here and being you!

Lol...Aubrey, you have the patience of an angel. That's a tough type of client and really not worth the aggravation at all.

Lol.....some things we do on occasions still bring a smile to my face. When the youngsters were young, on Easter, I'd load up the ceiling fan with treats and when they were present, I'd turn it on and blast candies all over the livingroom. They never got tired of it until recently. I live on a slight slope overlooking a town. On Canada Day, my kids' highlight was getting their daddy to bring the loader tractor to the end of the barn after dark. They would clamber in the bucket and demand to be raised to the full height of the loader. "Hang onto your little sister!", I'd holler. Then the town would set off the fireworks and the kids would oooh and ahhh until they were over and the loader was gently lowered to the ground again. They'd head to the house and have to find the dog (terrified of fireworks) before they went to bed. Ya, I know......not exactly "Parent of the Year Award" material, but we all survived until their mother found out what I did.

Au contraire, Meg......you articulated it perfectly. It doesn't matter if you're the giver or the givee, "it's" either there, or it isn't. I cannot remember who the lady is, but in her ads, she states that she has that "je ne sais quois". That's what we all look for.

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Motorbike trip to Cape Breton and around the Cabot Trail starting tomorrow was cancelled this morning. FAWK! That would have been an awfully nice ride.

I am now drinking moonshine. I have to get up at 4:30 to milk my cows and it is now 11:26. I have re-read all 14 pages of this thread and still think it's the best thread on CERB. I hope I can get to sleep. My heifer barn is 100' from my house and #437 is dead in heat and has been screaming for a bf since this afternoon. My wife should be more like #437.