emiafish

I have used the Get-a-way Room several times. And the answer is...it depends. It depends on the MA, it depends on my mood, it depends on the amount of time booked. Sometimes the jacuzzi is a great ice breaker. You and your attendant have time to get to know each other face to face before you hop on the table. The room is larger than the regular rooms and it is kept at a comfortable temperature, just right for cavorting in the nude. Sometimes I prefer to get right down to business, so to speak. Times like that, the Spa becomes a distraction. So if you always wondered what it would be like to enjoy some quality time with a naked beauty in a hot tub, the book the Get-a-way Room. If you are pressed for time and want to get right to the massage, then the regular room is the way to go. Note: I have not seen any difference in the service levels regardless of the room.

Congrats to one of our 'elder' statesman. Your contributions are deeply appreciated in every way. And may I add, you have a fine eye for beauty! Please keep up the posts.

Both are like watching paint dry....gol..no tennis, I do enjoy watching and listening to the exertions of the women tennis players! Edible panties or crotchless panties?

I have a theory. Well maybe not a theory but more of a wild eyed conspiracy plot! What if all of the cancellations and bookings came from the same sick SOB? With the intention of giving "Ottawa the Good" a bad reputation with travelling SP's. Is it so hard to imagine a tight ass moral rights nut, like Peter MacKay might resort to such dirty tricks? Or possibly this is the work of a rabid PTA group or religious knitting circle? Perhaps there are individuals out there who could care less about the time and expense a Service Provider incurs when they visit this fair city. Personally, I try to support the traveling SP's in equal measure to the local providers to encourage their return.

NFL - don't hate, I'm half American. Hockey or Basketball? (something tells me the answer won't be a surprise)

Pinot - of course... Spanking with open hand or spanking with a hair brush?

Boxers - let my boys swing free... Light torso touch or firm ass squeeze?

Waffles! So good, piping hot with melted butter and real maple syrup! Yumm-OMG! Hot and rainy or cold and windy?

I've been putting off replying to this thread. Perhaps I'll get to it tomorrow. Additional Comments: Doh!! I just replied! Guess I'll have to content myself with the knowledge that I held out for four days before succumbing to this thread's siren call.

I've been in the "hobby" for more than thirty years. In all that time I've been stood up on three occasions. Most recently, I had two back to back no shows in less than 24 hours. Both were booked days in advance. Both were confirmed the day before. Radio silence followed on the day of the date. In one case the provider had a legitimate & hilarious excuse, the other; not so much. Both are reputable local providers. My point is: from time to time, shit happens. Three no shows in 30+ years is not that bad. Two in less than a day might be enough to sour a fledgling hobbyist. I still see one of the two local providers. The other: not so much. The best advice is to move on. Find a reputable local or touring provider and try again.

Dogs, preferably with a hint of lime. Staycation or Vacation?

Nipples & Tits, nipples & tits, can't get enough of them nipples & tits. Or Party Mix.

Thanks to the lull in summer programming, I'm able to catch up on some new releases. Last night featured Non-Stop staring Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. Good close quarters fight sequences, twisty plot with a few surprises. Over all, not too bad. It reminded me of the Airport disaster flics of the 70's. It's worth a look if you can park your brain for a couple of hours, cause if you think about the plot, the entire premise falls apart.

I watched the Lego Movie last night. It was Awesome!

Normally I don't respond to posts of differing opinions. But in this case I thought a response is warranted. At first, I took Emily's post as a rebuke. I could almost see the virtual finger wagging in my face. But upon reflection, I realized that Emily was just expressing her personal belief. With all due respect, I'd like to offer a different perspective. I am of that age group that remembers life before the Internet, before Facebook and Twitter and most certainly before Cerb. Discussions behind closed doors propagated wide spread ignorance. As a young lad,thirsty for information about the opposite sex, reference materials were scarce. Open and honest discussion about sex and sexual activity between consenting adults was unheard of. Today we have a fantastic opportunity to share experiences of a very private and personal nature in the forums of Cerb. I hope others feel comfortable enough to share their views and experiences. I'd hate to think that, even here, the remenants of an era long past might try to suppress or dissuade open exchanges between adults. Which, BTW, I do not think was Emily's motive. As to the assertion that individuals will use the posts here as a road map to be followed religiously when they next find themselves face to vagina, I also have to say "Really"? I think that is tantamount to saying violent TV makes kids violent, or sexual content will promote rape. It is an old argument that does not stand upto critical thinking, or to the research. My original post states two key observations. No two vagina's are the same and no two women react the same way to the same stimulation. That was the whole point of the post and the thread. I had hoped that by sharing preferences and experiences, we could together illustrate that there is no magic button, that learning from our partners is key and the Venus Butterfly is bullshit. Keeping this to ourselves or behind closed doors seems, to me, to be a disservice to those who want to learn to be better lovers. One final point. Sometimes men can be dense. We might not pick up subtle changes in body tension, or understand what you mean by a moan or groan. Should I go harder or softer or stay the same? During the moment, it might be awkward to raise one's head to ask, "does that feel good" or "am I doing it right"? As much as we'd sometimes wish, we can't read minds. While explicit text can be stimulating, it is also educational. I hope the ladies of Cerb look on this as a chance to enlighten and educate those of us who are dedicated pussy lovers, be they gifted amateurs, virgins or master lickers. We all could learn something from each other.

This is a good start. I realize that it may be difficult to articulate what turns your crank. So here is the same question from the other side. What is the worst pussy eating No-No in your books? Too much attention to the clitoris? It's not a chew toy after all! Too rough with the digits? You are not a puppet! Too soft? Too hard? Teeth are not a good option? What about the porn star spit? Some may like it, others may be disgusted. This is your chance ladies. Educate us so that we might become the muff diver of your dreams. Any and all advice is greatly appreciated. Any experiences or funny stories that you might share would be great too.

Being a non drinker I would defer to my lady companion. Who in most cases would choose a robust red wine. Girlie girl or Tom boy?

Oak, just seems more manly somehow. Fruity scented hair or vanilla body lotion?

Six Thousand Posts! It's hard to wrap my mind around the concept. Prolific and entertaining. Keep up the great work.

A reputation that is well deserved. Well done RG!

Hi. My name is emiafish and I am a cunnilingus aficionado. In fact, I may be addicted to eating pussy. I've been hooked ever since my first fledgling attempt when I was a young lad. From what I've read on the boards, I'm not alone. There are a lot of muff divers out here. It has been my great honour and pleasure to have worshiped at the alter of womanhood of many women over the years. I've come to two conclusions. 1. Vagina are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. 2. No two women react in the same way to the same stimulation. So here is my question. How do you like to have your pussy eaten? Is your clitoris super sensitive from the start? Or does sensitivity build up during the session? Do you like the soft gentle approach or do you like the intensity and pressure to build as you approach climax? Do you like fingers? Some don't because of hygiene and safety issues. Do you like long flat tongue licks or quick flicks from the tip of the tongue? Do you like to be sucked? Lightly or with gusto? What about patterns and rhythm? Do you like your licker to stick with one style or do you like changes in pattern? Can you describe the sensations of the best head you've ever had? I have more than just an passing curiosity. Like many providers & clients, I strive to make our encounter as pleasurable as possible for my partner. Your candid feedback will serve as reference for those of us who seriously love to make oral love.

Crotchless, less calories. Sweet young thing or well aged and experienced?

Paper, Rock or Scissors? Is that code? I'm a child of the 70's so I pick Rock! And Roll. Hot sweaty sex in a dry sauna or cool sweaty sex on a beach at night?

I'd rather park next to one of those two wheeled death traps, aka motorcycles, than a bloated suburban SUV.

In & out. Repeat if necessary. Seriously, I envisioned a beach in Jamaica with an Ocean front room. Naked twister or strip poker?