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At the risk of sounding snobbish, spoon rolling is my way to go, otherwise I'd look just like most Americans when they eat! Rant - Sheesh, just got back from the States and was appalled at the lack of basic table manners that was on display. One does not hold a fork like it was a murder weapon and one shouldn't use a knife as a back up spoon! Late in the afternoon romp or late night romp?

I love me some hot chocolate, especially with sweet whipped cream, mmm yummy! Boy shorts or g-string?

I'm a morning person and I love 6:00 am workouts! Running on the beach or in the mountains?

Not much of a choice here... Toronto winning the Stanley Cup or the Expo's returning to Montreal? (both equally likely :icon_razz:)

Here's a big warm hug for Tracie, who's heart is bigger than this country. For all that you do in this community, this HUGz for you!

I saw three quarters of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty on the plane Sunday night. I liked it much more than I thought I would. I ran out to buy the BluRay yesterday just so I could watch the ending.

I find that when I masturbate these days it takes longer than it used to. Recently, I had a mini marathon masturbation session. I got comfortable in my king sized hybrid waterbed. I had my iPad and Porn Hub was spooled up and ready to go. Add lube and for the next 90 minutes I would bring myself to the edge and then backed off, again and again. When I finally let go and ejaculated I felt like Peter North. It felt amazing. I shot ropes! The first jet arched high in the air and splashed down on my chest, the second and third blasts landed on my thighs. The prolonged build up seemed to add pressure and volume to my ejaculate. Now if I could only do that on command!

My two favorite places to ave sex are the bed and the dining room table. The bed is great for penetration activities, the dining room table is for eating! :Cunning:

Hang in there Tom. Life is full of surprises.

Retiring early (voluntarily) Long legs wrapped around your back or your head?

Despite a major setback in my Vegas adventure, see Things that Suck, I had a great last night in Las Vegas. We had front row seats to the Penn & Teller magic show. It was freaking awesome. Major illusions, close up magic, thought provoking comedy and a surprise that made the night were all part of the fun. The surprise was for an hour before the P&T show we listened to the jazz styling's of the Mike Jones duo. Turns out the other half of the duo was none other than Penn Jillette himself playing a very credible jazz bass. The fun part was it was never acknowledged or announced and only a handful of the audience members recognized Penn hiding behind the bass and under a large fedora. Freaking Awesome! :bigclap:

This sucks BIG TIME! Last day in Vegas. Spent the day shopping and lounging by the Bellagio pool only to discover all my credit cards, bank cards, drivers license, health card and other important cards along with my RFID safe card case are missing. The good news is that my passports are safe and I have enough cash. All the cards have been canceled, but the hassle that awaits my return home is depressing. Replacing all those cards will be like root canal work that lasts weeks. Blah!

Sun screen. Going to Vegas for the long weekend, where its sunny and 29c. So long Canadian Spring, hello Sin City sun!

I too am very pleased that our favourite tattooed lady is back and better than ever. When I heard that Taylor had been away I was saddened because Ottawa was poorer for her absence. But now that she's back, our long winter of discontent is finally drawing to a close. Gentlemen of Cerb, if you love great kissing see Taylor. If you are a fan of tall women, see Taylor. If you love a woman with curves, see Taylor. If you are looking for someone to rock your world, see Taylor. She's warm, funny, down to earth, sexy as hell and completely unpretentious. For those who know her well, know that her absence has not changed Taylor one bit. She's the same provider that we all fell for the last time she was around. Welcome back Taylor, we're glad you're here and not in Italy!

Two highlights, really. First, reuniting with a dear friend after a long absence. Second, having a spa day, mani/pedi followed by a haircut and head massage followed by a facial. And no, not that kind of facial!

Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)

What ever I can grab at one of those famous Vegas buffets...I'm thinking lobster. But if I had to choose between turkey & ham the Irishman in me would go for the ham. Make up sex or break up sex?

Ask me again after Easter. Going to Vegas for the first time then. But if I had to pick, I'd choose the Strip. Solely for the word 'strip'. Slots or tables?

Old cheese reminds me of unwashed feet, so Mild new cheese please! Special K or Corn Flakes?

Some Like It Hot

The Jerk. (1979)

Chocolate brownies. They're warm and fresh.

I like to use chop sticks when I want to show my sophisticated side. But you have to hand it to the knife and fork for eating efficiency. Best meal add on perk - unlimited warm bread or unlimited soup & salad?

Hotter the better. Spicy Indian or spicy Mexican? (Food, that is)

Every once and a while I get a craving for something different, something special. Tia Phoenixx is the very definition of special. She is an amazingly feminine T-girl. Fresh from feminization surgery, Tia is soft and curvy where it counts, lean and hard where it matters. Tia passed through Ottawa in early April and I took the chance to book one of her VIP specials. The VIP special has more options and is less rushed than the usual session. Tia greeted me at the door of her in-call wearing a black bra and panty set that showed off her new breasts and delightful booty. A warm embrace followed by a tantalizing kiss set the mood. Tia and I sat for a few minutes of getting to know you chit-chat. She is articulate, funny, warm and very friendly. Her skin positively glowed and she was as smooth as silk to the touch. Soon enough, I excused myself to grab a quick shower before the real fun started. After toweling off, I found Tia stretched out on the bed with nothing but a pillow covering her cock. She had me lie face down on the bed and proceeded to give me a very good deep tissue massage to loosen me up. Soon her attention focused on my ass and what lay between my cheeks. Tia applied a warm face cloth to my rusty starfish to start. this was replaced by her mouth, lips and long tongue as she made oral love to my ass-hole. I've been rimmed before, but Tia was a champion. My own cock had hardened making the prone position somewhat uncomfortable. I flipped and was rewarded with the sight of her fully excited cock. Being an oral enthusiast, I took her into my mouth. She was silky smooth, hard and delicious. I alternated between her cock and her rock hard nipples (guys she loves having her nipples sucked, moderately hard). I lost track of time as I alternated my attention between her girl cock and her nipples. Tia's moans let me know it was soon feeding time. True to her reputation, Tia rewarded me with a delicious load of cum. I drank it all and it was fine. Tia turned her attention to my pulsing cock and in record time had me shooting deep into her mouth. Tia was kind enough to share my load with me in a classic Snowball move. I was in cum heaven. All of this and we were only into the first half of our playdate. More fun and frolic ensued and I left satisfied and very happy. I will repeat when Tia returns to the Capitol. If you have a craving for lady cock or if you are just curious, then you owe it to yourself to give Tia Phoenixx a call. Top drawer elite provider.