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Recently, I've had the pleasure of meeting several providers for first time. Lovely ladies in all respects. Beautiful, skilled in the art of love and sex and thoughtful. It occurred to me as I showered before getting serious, that it was very thoughtful for this provider to supply body wash in addition to the hotel provided soap. It turned out to be the exact brand I use at home, so no chance of a stray perfume or scent that may require an explanation. Then it hit me! :icon_eek: What if service providers who offer shower facilities and soap actually named names? Not client names, but product names. There are a few products just for men. Dove Men+ Care, Old Spice, Irish Spring to name a few. If I knew a provider carried a certain product, I might be inclined to purchase and use that product at home. Thereby reducing the chances of a mystery scent coming home to the SO. Furthermore, if Providers noticed that more and more colleagues were using a specific brand, such as Dove Men+ Care, they might also stock the same; making it more attractive to those men who might care about what they bring home. More clients might also use the same brand as a result of what the market offers. Open question to Hobbyists and Providers? Fellow Hobbyists: Do you care what kind of body wash is available for before and after your play date? Is this a good idea? Would you buy a wash that matches what your favourite provider carries? Cherished Providers: Does it matter enough to you to become brand specific? Or is the answer unscented washes? Can you even find unscented body wash? Is this a good idea or more trouble than it's worth? PS... speaking just for myself... Please no Axe products. Everyone I have sampled is revolting. :sm48:

New. Salty or creamy?

Not the brightest light in the Marquee.

All natural! Eraser nipples or puffy nipples?

With the music...beats help rhythm. And Bloody Mary, cause clam juice eww! Sex in the dark or sex in the light (metaphorical or literal)?

Ice cubes, not just for cocktails any more. Normally I'd rather eat cherry pie (read into that what you will). But since that was not one of the choices, I'll take apple pie and avoid those nasty stains on my pearly whites. A cream pie or a Boston Cream Pie?

On rare occasions I enjoy combos. The classic burp/fart combo or as I like to call it "blasting from both ends". The sneeze burb combo, messy and loud! The rare hiccup burb combo, aka hic-urp.:icon_eek: And my all time favorite the silent but deadly burp. This is when you burp with your mouth closed and then expell the half rotted food gas through pursed lips. I can direct a silent stink attack with the accuracy of a laser pointer. Great for elevators or crowded movie theatres.

I hate late, so earlier it is. Hot sex with a partner and food (veggies, syrups, butters e.t.c) or hot sex with a partner and toys ( dildos, vibrators, sleeves e.t.c)

The recommendations were promising. The profile was intriguing. Sweet Shay is often discussed in the hushed tones usually reserved for Rock Stars and Super Stars. I had to see if the lady lived up to the hype. Means, motive and opportunity converged and we set a date and time. I felt the excitement associated with a first encounter. Shay's down town in call location/love nest was easy to find and there was plenty of paid parking available within one block of her hotel. Then that moment arrived. The moment after the discrete knock, just as the door slowly swings open when I step out of my work-a-day world and step into Shay's world. I was greeted by a glowing nymphette wearing a bath towel and a smile. Shay has an all over tan that gives her body a uniform golden glow. We embraced, awkwardly at first, as she was closing the door and trying to hold her towel together at the same time. I leaned in for a second, more successful, kiss that lingered long enough to raise my temperature. Shay is a young beauty. Her brown hair framed an elfin face with a sensual mouth and eyes that promised we would soon be up to no good. I shed my outer clothes and my office attire to grab a quick shower so that I could be as clean as Shay for the festivities to come. After drying off, I joined Shay in the seating area for a little 'getting to know you' conversation. Shay would be much easier to talk to if she were wearing more clothes. Naked, save for a towel, she was too distracting for me to carry on an intelligent discourse. As such, we lost our towels and moved to the bed. Play time with Shay is, in a word, fun! I suggested starting with massage. Shay lay face down on the large bed while I warmed the lotion in my palms. Her body is fantastic. Soft and resilient in the right places, lean and hard where it counts. Just touching her was ratcheting up my excitement levels. Once I had smoothed and worked the lotion into every nook and cranny I asked Shay to roll over. Now normally I would repeat the massage on the front as much as I had on the back, but damn, she had me so hot and bothered that I opted to dive right in, so to speak. She is energetic, imaginative, passionate, vocal, responsive and very bendy. Shay's flexibility has not been exaggerated. She opened herself to my attentions in a manner that few have matched. She is completely groomed and is a pleasure to service. The time had come to change places. I took Shay's place on the bed. I closed my eyes so that I could concentrate on my sense of touch. I can report that Shay's youth and beauty are easily matched by her skills and enthusiasm. There are orgasms and there are orgasams. Some are a good tension release, some curl your toes and some are full blown out of body experiences. Shay & I shared fabulous climaxes; the kind where your heart thuds against your ribcage and you feel shaken and light headed. Good times! I think I read that it was ten months between this visit and the last time Shay was in Ottawa. I can only hope Shay's next visit comes much sooner. I will be watching the schedule section closely from here on out. I intend to repeat often and for longer engagements. Thank you Shay! It is not often a man gets to bask in the magnificence of a living legend.

I guessing it came as no surprise that Annik was first out. She was over the top cray-cray and annoying too. I don't think Ika will last much longer either. What did you think of the BB Canada sideshow following the live eviction? I think BB Canada is much more innovative than the American counterpart.

For most of my sexual life I have been a semi-pro masturbator. I'm also a big fan of participatory sexual antics. Masturbation has its uses, pressure relief, endorphin generator, sleep aide, anti-boredom strategy (but not in a business meeting, that would be bad), and just plain good clean fun. I find as I get older masturbation has become more of a planned event as opposed to a spur(t) of the moment impulse. Conversely, partner sex is becoming more ad hoc. When a window of opportunity opens for a play date or a romp in the sack with my SO, I jump at the chance with little or no planning. When I was younger, the opposite was true. Sex with a partner was planned out with the precision of a battle strategy and solo sex was random, frequent and rapid. Funny how things seem to flip-flop the longer one sticks around. I could not imagine one without the other. And sometimes, when the circumstances are just right; partner sex and masturbation combine! IMHO there is little hotter than sharing a solitary pastime with someone new, especially if they are sharing with you at the same time. It's been my experience that most women find watching a man pleasure himself extremely erotic. I have shared explosive simultaneous orgasms with a partner through shared mutual masturbation. Hot, hot, hot! :jackoff:

Sounds like I could be your dog too, I shed, I like kisses, farting goes without saying and I luuuuv snuggling under the blankets!

I agree, that list generally describes a good weekend romp. Where are the chandeliers and circus ponies?

Tough choice. I like to watch, but I love a helping hand. I guess I'm more of a participant than a spectator, so mutual masturbation it is! Vibrator or fingers?

Gravity! I only wish I had seen it in 3D first. Stunning visuals that keep you on the edge of your seat throughout the flick.

Back - it's a prelude to the main event. Oil or lotion for a sensual massage?

Z is for Zumanity a sexy Cirque du Soleil show in Vegas that I plan to see over the Easter weekend.

Keep it as is, full disclosure: I do not have a full beard, but I do have my "flavour saver" aka my moustache. Sex in the kitchen or sex in the laundry room?

Sex in the kitchen! Bring on the coconut oil! All the sex you desire with all the partners you desire but only to age 40 or sex with your first lover, once a week for your entire life?

It should come as no surprise to anyone that I turned out to be a dolphin.

That's cool. I generally say "morning" instead of "good morning". I do this consciously to avoid the "Is it really a good morning" debate. And I do it because I'm linguistically lazy. Like everyone else, I say Fed Ex instead of Federal Express, KFC instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken and "That's cool" instead of "OMG will you just lighten up, just nod your head, smile and move on!" :icon_rolleyes:

Home means comfort over style. Sweat pants trump slacks. Baggy tee shirts complete the ensemble. Dinner is often eaten in front of the television right from the coffee table. All manner of bodily sound effects are in play. Burps and farts break the silence with disturbing regularity. I guess my classiest move is the drive by fart. My SO & I will be on the love seat and I need to get up for some reason. As I exit the area I leave something for her to remember me. Drive by. :pete:

The feeling I get when I took off a pair of hockey skates after skating for the first time in thirty years. The relief was so intense it was almost painful. Why did I move to a city with the worlds longest skating rink when I can't stand skating? :confused0024:

Hmmm, if one is straddling my face I'd be hard pressed to see any set of eyes looking up at me. So I pick four eyes looking up from what ever they are doing. Girls with or without glasses in bed?

X is for the X-games, which is something I'll watch but never do.