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I have a weakness for the Pacific coast as in off the shores of Oahu, Hawaii. California or Florida?

Steak Rare or Well done?

Turkey! Pats or Bronko's?

England, London specifically. Campbell's or Lipton's chicken noodle soup?

Well done C7! Keep up the good work. Always like reading your stuff.

Best wishes sweet heart. Hope all your dreams come true.

Shower alone but bath with a playmate. Sex before or after breakfast?

Add Cleo Catra and Kathryn Bardot to the list of most excellent purveyors of oral pleasures. Sexy Playmate Mia also qualifies. If fact it is difficult to come up with a local provider who can't deliver the goods orally speaking.

How did I miss this thread! For buddies I'd hang with the whole cast of characters from Dogma. While I quietly lust after...the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo And I'd look up to...Spok!!!!

I want to go back in time and warn myself to avoid a certain woman. I need to be a better judge of psychopaths.

I'd like to nominate our very own Kathryn Bardot. She walks among us mere mortals and we are glad.

The expression "Girl next door" gets tossed around with some regularity. However it has been my experience that the 'girl next door' is often hideous and someone I wouldn't fuck with a stolen dick. Thankfully, when people refer to Kat as a 'girl next door' type, they are using the metaphorical label. Kat is beautiful, sexy, warm, funny, intelligent and kind. She is one of the few goddesses who walk among us. As is often the case, I have been kicking myself for not making contact sooner. As per my usual modus operandi, I had been watching Kathryn from a distance. Eventually my curiosity grew into the kind of obsession that must be satisfied or it will become a neurosis. Making contact was as easy as sending a PM, followed by more PM's, followed by a few text messages. After one false start, we set the date and time. Chemistry being the most unpredictable aspect of a relationship, I had booked only an hour. I regretted that decision minutes after finally meeting Kat. I should have booked a longer session. Full disclosure here: Kat has a rescued Boston Terrier. Really cute little guy. However he is insecure when it comes to male callers. The best approach is to ignore the dog (don't look, don't touch, don't interact) and focus on Kathryn. Easy enough advise to follow. When you meet Kathryn, you will understand. I was greeted at the door with a warm embrace and a kiss that promised more to come. Kat had just stepped out of the shower, her skin glowed, her hair smelled great and I wanted to devour her on the spot. But it was the end of the day and I needed to wash the office off of my skin so I reluctantly pulled myself away from to use her shower. I cleaned up as fast as I could. Time wasted is time lost. Once dry, I joined Kat in her boudoir. We chatted, sipped something cool and started making out like a couple of teenagers. I loved the way she kissed. And being as orally inclined as I am, this only peaked my ardour for the coming events. Kat wore a light fabric tank top/dress, well it functioned as a dress, over a matching bra and panty set. I wanted to tear off her coverings much like a kid will tear through gift wrapping. After all, under the circumstances, Kathryn's clothing was very much like gift wrapping. Eventually we moved from sitting and kissing to standing and kissing to the bed, where more kissing took place. When good looks combine with a good body and a good attitude the result is greater than the individual parts. I could not keep my eyes and hands off her. I tried to think of a point of comparison that would describe Kat's appeal without resorting to pictures. I put my finger on it this morning on the way into work. Kat closely resembles the actress Ali Larter. Blonde, curvy and sexy as hell. We spent the remainder of our time turning each other on. Kat is a great giver and receiver of carnal pleasures. Turns out that works just fine for me because I love to give and receive pleasure as well. I still wish I had booked a longer session. But eventually all good things must come to an end and it was time for me to leave. To put the profound impact Kathryn had on me into perspective I'll share one last anecdote. I was dressed, we said our good byes, I made promises of a rapid return engagement and left her apartment. I was three quarters down the hall way when I realized I had left without my winter overcoat or my car keys!! My promise of a rapid return was prophetic as I sheepishly knocked on her door to ask for the rest of my clothes. She had literally fucked me stupid and I loved it. Thank you Kathryn, for a great first play date. For those of you who have not had her pleasure, my advise to you is don't wait like I did. Book time with this goddess soon and often. You will not regret, for a single second, your decision to spend time with Kathryn Bardot.

Gotta go with the East Coast, they seem to grow some of the best ladies out there. Oil or lotion?

Ha! I'm married, mediocre sex comes with the territory. I'll take weekly mind blowing sex, always quality over quantity. Peanut butter or Nutella?

No traffic on the drive to work! I had time for a leisurely breakfast at my favourite local diner. It's the little things.

I've had sex on a plane, it was quick and uncomfortable. I opt for the train next time! Golden Globes or the Oscars?

I can live without bread, so water it is! Bubble butt or bodacious Ta-ta's?

Being more of a Dom myself I have to say Sub. Sex in the sauna or sex in a spa?

Not here, nor waxing. I keep the area neat and clean and that is as far as I go.

Totally nude. Nothing to get in the way. The lady comes first or the gentleman comes first?

I want to keep replying to threads like this. I need to get some sleep, I have to get up in 5 hours.

I heard that serial killers are often described as being a "nice guy" al la John Wayne Gacy or Ted Bundy. The thing about people is our fascinating ability to be many things at once, switching from persona to persona smoothly and sometimes unpredictably. That does not mean we are a population with multiple personality disorder. Rather, it may be more accurate to say that we are not all just one thing. I can be nice. But I'm not nice all the time. In this way I can be a life long hobbyist and a loving husband of thirty years. None of us is just one thing.

Jessica Chastain - she was Hawt in "The Help". DC or Marvel?

Aw shucks! Y'all makin me blush...:icon_redface: This place rocks. Before I was introduced to CERB I was alone in the wilderness. I've been hobbying most of my adult life and it never occurred to me that a community of like minded pleasure seekers and pleasure providers could or even would exist. Since joining the CERB community I've had some of the best sex of my life on a regular basis. Moving to Ottawa and finding CERB made many wet dreams come true. Thanks to everyone who contributes in any of the forums. In here, we get to live the way we want and sometimes we can make the fantasy real. How fucking cool is that?

Finally hitting a thousand. It's the little things that make my day.