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I do like to be served...restaurant it is. Cake or pie?

Happy birth day sweetie! Hope you get all the birthday spanks you desire, cause the best day to paddle your bottom has got to be on your birthday!

I'm planning to revisit "The Lone Ranger". I fell asleep the first two attempts. I hear this is a really good 'BAD' movie. I also love "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

Blonde Tattoos or blank canvas?

It was warm enough to BBQ tonight. Carnivore Warning: I picked up two nearly perfect bib eye steaks at the local butcher. I rubbed the steaks with Montreal Steak Spice and grilled them with a couple of russet potatoes and a foil packet of cut green veggies and garlic. Yummo!

There is a special level of hell reserved for those who seek to embarrass or publicly humiliate others. I wish I could have been there to give you a hug and tell the asshole he is mistaken on so many levels.

"give me your

I find a lot of stress comes from failing to live in the moment. When the past and future preoccupy us we can forget to breath. Some wise man said "Life is what happens when you make other plans". Fun fact: the brain does not discriminate between real and perceived stress situations; meaning your body reacts the same to real "threats" such as 900 pound gorilla chasing you around the room as it does to imagining there is a gorilla with bad intentions. So what does all the preceding mean? Fretting over what happened yesterday or worrying about what might happen tomorrow, real or otherwise seems like a horrible waste of energy. Staying and living in the moment allows one to devote all of their energy to the now. As I read that back to myself, it sounds like dime store philosophy. But for me, personally, living in the moment really helps with my stress levels, especially when I can't be with a Cerb goddess or two.

I've been 'eyeing' Mia from afar for a long time. Her ads and pictures intrigued me. Her recommendations held promise. Only the magical confluence of means, motive and opportunity kept me form making a connection before now. It is fair to say the weather conditions were less than ideal on the day I first saw Mia. Yet I was determined to finally see what everyone has been talking about. Despite the ice and rain I managed to find the in-call location and found myself on the other side of the door to Mia's play den. The door opened and I stepped inside. Mia was taller than I had imagined. Her hair was long and dark and framed a beautiful face. One of Mia's best features was her slow sexy smile, more of a sexy grin really. Mia was wearing a barely there matching thong and bra set. Her skin seemed to have its own golden glow that was perfectly complemented by her red lingerie. We embraced. The subtle perfume of her filled my head as her soft lips brushed mine. I hadn't even taken my coat off and I was under her spell. Quickly, I shed my outerwear and took a hot shower to wash off the chill of the day and the lingering memory of the days previous festivities. Mia was waiting for me, stretched out on her bed. I'll save most of the details for Mia and I to savour. Suffice it to say, Mia has talent and beauty in equal measure. She is a generous giver and gracious receiver of carnal pleasure. Mia's breasts look great, feel better and taste like heaven. In truth, Mia is like food of the Gods, one can never get enough. Mia's photographs do not do her legs and butt justice. Long lean shapely legs led to one of the most perfect asses I had the privilege of kneading. Her pussy; perfection. Following our romp we spent a little time getting to know each other better. It was a pleasure to talk to Mia. We quickly found common interests which was surprising considering the age difference. Soon we were cracking each other up and any trace of first date awkwardness vanished. Old saying alert: Good things come to those who wait. I can't say that I'm happy to have waited this long to finally see Mia, but I'm glad I finally did. I highly recommend Mia to every experience or novice hobbyist. I plan to repeat as soon as I can. Thanks for a great time Mia, see you soon.

Jazz in the morning, R&B at night. Authentic affection or Artificial passion?

Strip club. No chance of sun burn. Vibrators or dildos?

Tracie is one of those rare individuals who genuinely care about others and is damn sexy at the same time. Kind of like Mother Theresa mixed with Kate Upton mixed with Jennifer Lawrence and Christina Hendricks. She is warm and fuzzy and hot to trot at the same time. And while my love and admiration grows from afar, I hope she knows she is one of the bright lights of CERB. Thank you Tracie for all you do for others and all I hope we will one day do to each other.

Mini, I a big fan of easy access. A blow job almost to completion or a hand job almost to completion...

When I used to drink, I drank Scotch. A partner one foot taller than you or a partner 1 1/2 feet shorter than yourself?

Swiss Chalet BBQ chicken dinner, the two leg special. Mmmmm chicken...awwwww

I'm still with my SO, been married for thirty years and counting. But my wife was the last in a series of relationships, the last one being the worst. My ex and I had amazing sexual chemistry and had lots of great sex. To quote Dennis Leary, "I threw some mean dick, back in the day". Problem was that outside of the bedroom we grew apart. Meaning she wanted to party ALL THE TIME and I wanted to build a life. Things gradually went from bad to gruesome. Eventually we grew to loath the sight of one another. We still had sex, lots of angry sex but we never made love. Finally we agreed to end it. Well, I kicked her out and she agreed to go without drama. A week later she returned for her stuff and we talked more calmly than we had in months. We agreed that the time was well past ending the relationship. One thing lead to another and we had one last romp for old times sake. It was as good as it gets. We wore each other out and left satisfied and a little nostalgic. Couple of weeks later I learned my darling ex had given me the CLAP!!! Oral and genital, thank you very much. A fitting conclusion to a relationship gone bad.

Card games, strip monopoly is silly! Would you prefer sex for one hour a night, Monday through Friday or...sex for as long as you want but only on Saturday and Sunday?

Back to (para)normal! Hee Surprise sex or planned sex?

I'm anticipating meeting a new, to me, CERB goddess. It's been a while since I ventured into new territory and the excitement and butterfly's are back. It is good to look forward to something new.

Congrats on yet another fantastic milestone, so much better than birthdays (IMHO).

Downton Abby

His soft, spongy

Quest for Fire (1981)

So she rammed

Walker, Paul (RIP)