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Not that it matters, but indy. Surprise BJ or surprise fucking?

There's no porn like good old seventies porn. Talk about bush whacking!! Add Boogie Nights to my guilty pleasure list. Here's looking at you Lee...:chug::chug::chug: :sm48:Oops, one too many down the hatch!

As mush as I love pussy, I'm a dog man all the way. All inclusive resort or all inclusive cruise?

I can't believe I forgot to mention one of my all time fav's. Just give me a rainy day, a bowl of greasy popcorn and a copy of Show Girls, and I'm good for the rest of the day. Mmmmm Elizabeth Berkley...

I happened to stop by Tianna's CERB profile after reading one of her posts in the Massage schedule section. Soon afterwards I was surprised by a friendly message from Miss Luscious in my inbox (sounds naughty but isn't). A friend request and some text flirting followed. Finally I could take no more teasing and booked an hour to see this little minx in the flesh. Boy! Am I ever glad I did. Tianna is fun and frolic personified. She is lithe, lean and lovely. Her personality is bright, her skills are expert level. We started with a massage on me, followed by one of the best body slides I've ever had. Full, slippery body contact came with lots of teasing caresses. Tianna made the best use of every inch of her diminutive frame to drive me crazy with desire. Next we traded places and I returned the favour (sans body slide). This gave me a chance to truly appreciate her shape and feel. Tianna's skin is buttery soft and silky smooth. Liberal oil application with slow firm strokes from her heels to the nape of her neck soon had her purring. The session became hotter and hotter as time passed. Before we knew it the sixty minutes was nearly passed and it felt like we were just getting started. The finish was all that I had hoped for and more. Tianna has the skills,the beauty and attitude that makes a truly superior MA. I hesitate to recommend her, but only because I want to keep her for myself. But that is impractical (I'd have to go home sometime) and unfair to the rest of the CERB community.

Words are such pitiful things. Mere words cannot convey the experience of an hour with Salina. Gentlemen, she is a Marilyn Monroe like beauty with long blonde hair and dark brown bedroom eyes. Salina is also a study in contrasts, she is mature and shy, she can knead you firmly but is delicate to the touch. She left me satisfied and craving more at the same time. Salina gave me a professional quality massage. She was skilled enough to detect and dispatch several knots in my back and shoulder area. Following her coma inducing ministrations I asked for her permission to return the favour. She agreed and I explored her body in great detail. Her skin was smooth and warm to the touch. Her peaks and valleys tempted, but it was her overall attitude that drove me on. Soon enough we exchanged positions again as I surrendered to her expert manipulation. Salina's expert touch soon had me trembling. The finish was outstanding, memorable and more than I'd hoped for. I will repeat as soon as circumstances allow. I whole-heartedly recommend and endorse Salina Flower, treat her well and watch her bloom.

Oh, O, O. I almost forgot Zombie Land. Rule #2 Cardio...poor fat bastard.

Never done either but if I had to choose just one...Gang Bang gives more options. Sex in the City or Home Alone?

Is anyone excited about the Black List? James Spader is one of my all time fav's and the series casts him like a Hannibal Lecter type. Could be fun, no?

Miner 69er. I like to get my face wet. An SP calling your name at the point of her climax or your's? e.g. I'm coming Johnny or Come for me Johnny

Happy happy, joy, joy...happy BD Nicki! Have the bestest day ever!

Ditto Big Trouble in Little China, but I have more embarrassing admissions. Howard the Duck is a flick I can't pass up. Ah duck love! Scanners, who doesn't love head exploding fun? A Knights Tale, Heath Ledger and jousting, a good fonging time for all.

I like both RG & HalifaxMan58 because they are both Gentleman. Which is an admirable quality in these days of internet rudeness and callowness.

Bose Quiet Comfort Q15 Over the Ear Headphones. Say what?

M is for moans, something I love to hear.

with or if the lady prefers a dildo... Naked kitty or trimmed hedge?

Cloud Atlas...clever premise but WTF? Left me feeling like I want to watch Sharknado again.

I like Midnite-Massage (aka Tracie) for her smouldering bedroom eyes and her come f*ck-me attitude, yummo! Plus I plan to litter her blog with witty and naughty comments just as soon as my boss stops trying to make me work!

I like NotchJ cause he has great taste in filthy pictures. You, sir, are a master! I also like the fact that Notch is also a stalwart pillar of our little community.

I popped into Paradise Spa on a whim the other day, determined to try someone new. Normally, I know who I'm about to see but this time I decided to go "old school" and ask for an MA that was unknown to me. Sasha is a delight. The is the prototypical 'girl-next-door'. Average height, cute face, good body under her clothes led me to believe this would be an average session. I was wrong on several counts. First of all, her body was not good. It was great. The clothes hid beautiful perky natural breasts, curvy legs and a firm bubble butt. Her face was more than cute, especially when she smiles. Smiling transforms her into a beauty. Her massage was definitely above average. She has strong hands and she kneaded me like a man-sized lump of pizza dough. The body slide was indescribable. Our conversation during the massage alternated between short informational exchanges, moans & groans, and long silences while I luxuriated under the influence of her touch. As our session progressed, talk came more easily and I learned Sasha is a very hard worker who has a sister in the business! We were soon lost in each other and before either one of us knew it the hour was nearly over. I left my session with Sasha feeling renewed, refreshed and very satisfied. I am truly looking forward to repeat visits as we have several common pastimes. That and I want to spend more time exploring Sasha's killer body. Who knows, there may be a sister duo in the cards...stay tuned.

Starting the day with a lovely PM from a special lady.

Riding crop, welts heal. Wounds caused by words can last a lifetime. Nauru massage or Swedish?

I've read all five books and I've nearly finished listening to all five unabridged audio books. In many ways the books are an excellent companion to the TV series. The TV series does a great job of bringing Westeros into the real world. The writers have done an incredible job with the source material. The Renley/Loras connection that played out so well on TV, was only hinted at in the books. I, like so many others, wonder if George R.R. Martin can stay ahead of the HBO production schedule. It feels like forever for Book Six, The Winds of Winter to be released. I recommend both the television production and the books. Be warned, they are getting longer, expect the last two tomes to be 1500+ pages each.

Love the nick name...it works on so many levels.

SssssssShow tunes! Loud and sung along with...Oh...Kla....Homma...!!