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I saw G.I.Joe Retaliation on the plane last weekend. I didn't hate it. In fact I liked it enough to buy a BD to watch it on a 50 inch screen as opposed to a 5 inch screen.

Yah, but you gotta love Weeds!

A steady breeze on a hot day. A good book on my e-reader. A toe curling orally induced orgasm. My own bed.

It is also said that a man with hole in pocket, soon have solution in hand. Additional Comments: I like to keep my friends close and my enemies on ice.

Inner, outer, fleshy, hanging, tight as a clam or loose as a goose; I love them all. But if I had to pick just one? Inner! Slow build up to a volcanic eruption or fast off the mark and a quick recovery?

Asked and answered. Bed or chair?

There is a special heaven reserved for those who care for elderly pets. To quote Will Rogers "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went".

Was the highlight because it is over or because it has begun? Three hours! Ouch.

It only went wrong when I used the wrong name!! Ever hear of bronco-f*cking?

Hard to say, I'm a fan of both. If it came down to a decision, I would go for a plush sized partner. Bed or chair?

I rarely write more than one recommendation for a special provider, but in Chantal's case I must make an exception. I've had the pleasure of several encounters with Paradise's new angel, each more satisfying than the last. This time I booked the getaway room, aka the Hot Tub room. We had a blast! We frolicked in the tub for a while until I became so besotted with Chantal that I could stand it no longer. Quickly we transferred to the massage table and things became decidedly hotter from that point onward. Before I knew it, our time was drawing to a close. Time truly fly's when you are in ecstacy. I wished I had booked more than an hour, but Chantal is a very popular lady so an extension was not in the cards. I plan to repeat often, Chantal can be habit forming. If you haven't had the pleasure of her company, then you owe it to yourself to find the time.

I fully endorse everything Tiff wrote. There is an instant intimacy created by kissing. IMHO this adds greatly to any encounter. Of course, good oral hygiene is a must. There is nothing worse than kissing someone with bad breath. But, soft lips, sweet breath and an inviting, playful mouth are always welcome.

Fresh water... Barbados or Jamaica?

How come there is never a cop around when you need one, but run a red light at four in the morning and 5-0 is all over you?!

Please allow me to add my voice to the chorus. Since joining CERB, I have met some of the most beautiful and amazing women in all my many years of hobbying. I am no male model, nor would I get paid for an underware ad. All of the special women with whom I've spent some time are beautiful inside out. That is, their inner beauty informs and reflects their outer beauty. My thanks to the self described hobby rookie for reminding us how lucky we are to have these ladies and for having CERB to help bring them into our lives.

I'm a non drinker, but in the hot summer a cool crisp white wine would be fine. Dry heat (sauna) or wet heat (hot tub)?

For two, unless my ass is nasty then just me and a bar of soap and no witnesses. Extended nipple play or extended ear play?

Perfect last day of vacation (technically speaking). Warm sun, low humidity and blue skies were the order of the day. Started out with breakfast at a local diner, followed by a quick trip to pick up a book on CD for the back to work commute in the coming week. A lazy afternoon led into a laid back evening. I'm even looking forward to Monday, cause I booked a play date with a very special lady. Just thinking about the things we are going to do to each other will keep me smiling all day Monday.

How come a Big & Tall men's clothing store only carry about a quarter of their inventory as truly big or tall; the other three-quarters are for normals. Why don't they just call themselves a men's shop with some Big & Tall? I mean who are they marketing to? A big man with three skinny friends? They just decided to go clothes shopping together, cause that's what men typically do, and as luck would have it here is a store that has both? Come on! If I walk into another B&T shop that is 3/4 normal stock, I think I'll blow a gasket. And another thing, why do they make all the really cool stylish clothes for normals only? I wouldn't put most of the big & tall crap, they sell, on a horse. Even though most of it looks like horse blankets or tent covers. Clothing manufacturers should look around. They market to a shrinking portion of the population. Now, I ponderously get down off my heavy duty soap box and we can resume this most excellent thread.

Home again! Vacation was great, but coming home is even better! I was nearly mauled by my pair of twelve pound pooches when I picked them up from the pet resort. My own bed! And technically it is still vacation, at least until Monday! So there is more vacation sex to look forward to. But most of all, it's good to be home.

I went swimming with sea turtles today! Frikken sea turtles and a big mother sting-ray; it doesn't get much cooler than that.

You are one of my favourite reads. Please keep em coming.

In call. Almonds or peanuts?

Jamocha Almond Fudge - with chocolate ripple coming a close second.

Ass. Tits are a very close second, followed closely by every other body part. Light or dark eyes?