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Over, I like it hot! Tall, dark & sexy or small, fair & bubbly?

Happy B-Day to not just another Jafo! Have a great day.

I have referred to my fifth digit as Mr. Happy or Wally the wonderous wiggle worm. But usually I just call it (him) O'Jesus, as in "O'Jesus, O'Jesus, here I come, I'm almost there!" Or "O'Jesus don't stop". It's my of encouraging the little fella.

Sour Skittles and Pop Rocks.

Finally connecting with a long time object of my lust. One wonders what took me so long. Today has been a very good day.

Ribs, cornbread and hog hash. It's Rib Fest time in Ottawa again, yeah!

Been there, done that, bought the tee-shirt. I have chronic shoulder and neck problems. I used to see a great RMT on a weekly basis. Since re-entering the 9-5 work force, our schedules no longer line up. I really miss her. I hope to be able to look over my shoulder again some day. Some free advice, for what it's worth ($0.00), for OD, get a recliner. If you fall asleep watching Beaches again, at least your head and neck will have better support.

I'm still breathing, so no I've never been caught by a SO. I'm careful enough to schedule play dates outside the home unless my SO is out of town. Even then I rarely incall at my home. I was once caught, BIG TIME, by my parents when I was a young lad. I had just moved back home temporarily after returning from living abroad. During the transition from home to my own diggs, I hosted a young lady at my family home while my folks were away for the weekend. We were young, horny and energetic. We fucked on just about every flat surface in the house. We were in the middle of round ten or twelve on a blanket in front of the living room fireplace when, without warning, the front door opened. The look on my mother's face was anti-Medusian, it instantly turned my cock of stone into over cooked pasta. My lady friend covered her charms with the blanket while I dashed in search of a pair of shorts or pants or a kimono or anything to hide my embare-ass-ment. Extremely awkward introductions followed. My lady and I made a quick exit, although I was forced to face the parental units again to ask my father to move his car. It just kept getting worse. Upon my return I faced a lecture about respect and discretion that I remember to this day. Luckily, they never discovered all our love making sites. Though I suspect my father knew something was up when I smiled every time dinner was served on our dining room table. :bddog:

Tonyyyyyyy!!!! Nooooooo!! Great actor and artist gone in a literal heartbeat. Cut to black, roll credits, The End.

Hotel, a B&B feels too much like I'm imposing on strangers. Hot dogs or hamburgers?

Welcome to CERB. You'll find plenty of helpful members to help point you in the right direction. You may want to start with the 'New to this' section to answer many of your questions. Don't be afraid to ask for help, we won't bite...unless you want us to! :icon_eek:

My highlight of the day was yesterday. Work ended as usual and the homeward bound traffic was terrifically bad. But I wasn't going home. I had an after work play date set up with a special young lady. So while my fellow commuters were fuming away on the longest parking lot, I was happily lapping away between the thighs of a comely wench. While tempers were flaring, I was erupting; thanks to my playmate's expert ministrations. And when all the kissing and cuddling were done, I enjoyed a leisurely sunset drive home without that pesky traffic. Life can be good.

Salsa - cause its both a snack and a dance. Besides who ever heard of doing the Gaucamole? Mac or PC desktop?

Sushi - but never on a date. Jazz or Blues?

I love Tracie because she gets me and she's an excitable little filly. She makes me wish that Star Trek transporter technology was more than science fiction.

The Pontiac has always been my fav ride. Meat balls or meat sauce?

I like Notch because he has impeccable taste, a fine eye for beauty and is not afraid to mix things up on occasion. I've been inspired by his recommendations and amused by his posts. He is a solid member of our community.

Turn on's Fun loving attitude Responsiveness Authenticity Imagination Pleasant scent Clean kitty (trim & taste) Turn off's Stink Bad humour Wham, bam, thanks man, see ya later! Interruptions I don't ask for much, but I like to feel like we both are enjoying ourselves.

Well done RF!! I love your picture posts as well as your contributions of the textual nature.

An all day Sucker. Nuff said.

Good show!! We love contributors.

C is for cock ring, "it holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night."

If I was forced to choose, then caravaning would be my choice. But it must be said that I consider a hotel without HBO as "roughing it". Marvel or DC comics?

Google A close shave or a hard massage?

I can't believe I almost missed this milestone. Congratulations sexy, sassy lady. You are the voice we all have inside, but you put it out there for the world to see. Courage and a hot body, what a combination. Keep 'em coming. I'll take all you've got. :bigclap: