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Did you know that the time span between the times that the Stegosaurous (spikey tail) and the Tranasaurous Rex (short arms, big teeth) roamed the earth is greater than the span between Rex and man?

Just got back from a matinee of Star Trek into Darkness. Great summer flick!! Chock full of action, drama, humour, special effects, great story as well as several nods to the original series. I saw it in IMAX 3D. Mind blowing. Speaking of mind blowing, I have a new fantasy, a threesome with two beautiful young ladies who happen to have prehensile tails. Think of the possibilities.

Silent Bob speaks volumes. Star Wars or Star Trek. PS. Star Trek into Darkness ROCKS!!!!

Came down with a rotten cold on the eve of a big play date. I feel like crap and I think too much of the young lady in question to subject her to my cold germs. I hate canceling, hate it!!!

Congrats, one hundred and counting!

RG you are an inspiration to us all. Thanks for your contributions, your sage advice and your good humour.

Thank you to all on the Board. CERB is an adult wonderland. I have enjoyed getting to know some of you through your posts, and some of you in the flesh, hee. After 14 months of early retirement I have recently accepted a position for a job here in the Nation's Capital. This may or may not cut down on my posting as I shall be returning to the world of 9 to 5. In any case, I expect to be around for the foreseeable future and hope to share more madness and debauchery with this community.

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Congrats Serena. I love reading your contributions and will anticipate many more in the near future.

Since the weather has decided to cool things off a bit, I decided to make a cold weather favourite. I am making spaghetti and meat sauce, from scratch. I use veal and pork for the sauce, along with fresh Roma tomatoes, onion, celery, green peppers, mushrooms, tomato paste, garlic and my secret stash of Italian spices. Simmer for about four hours to let the tastes blend and serve over fresh pasta with a spinach salad on the side. Desert will be Bananas Foster. Yummo.

I know this may look fishy, but when I saw Tracie's congrats to me for 500+ posts, I noticed she just hit the 200 mark. Tracie is a great contributor and she encourages community participation. I look forward to reading many more of Tracie's posts, the fun ones, the hot ones and the quirky.

The Love Bug. [1968] Dean Jones, Michele Lee and comedy rock star Buddy Hackett.

I just finished watching two new Blu Ray releases. Gangster Squad: Good flick, but for my money the Untouchables was better. The other feature was Broken City: Not as good as you would expect. Crowe and Wahlberg were competent, but the writing was heavy handed and the plot was overly complex. If you are a fan of Russell or Mark then it's worth a look.

I'm a tactile person by nature. I love the feel of lips on my lips. I crave deep wet passionate kisses, with tongues twisting against each other. My favourite touch sensation is a wet, slippery pussy firmly planted on my mouth, there is something deeply moving about feeling the silky smoothness of the inner labia as my tongue and lips explore. I also love butt play; gentle caressing touches on and between my cheeks are a sure fire way to wake up Mr. Happy. Oh, I almost forgot fingers and toes!! Many years ago I had a lap dance from a stunning Asian dancer. She started to suck on my fingers in the most erotic way. Now, if a lady pays attention to my fingers or toes, Mr. Happy wakes up and says, "What about me?".

The Jerk (1979) Steve Martin classic.

P is for Penis Pump. "Dats right!! Vee gonna Pump you up!!"

I've always been a fan of DC comics Karate Kid. He had no special 'super' powers, but he is a master of every form of martial arts to have been developed by the 31st century. The extent of his skill is so great that he can severely damage various types of hard material with a single blow and was briefly able to hold his own against Superboy through use of what he called "Super Karate". I'm also partial to Rorschach from the Watchmen graphic novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. To me he was a psychotic Batman without the cool gadgets. He was what Batman could become.

Just checking to see if anyone actually reads these. You pass!! :bigclap:

Luckily, I was at a comic con today. I was just admiring my new Celtic Dagger with a nine inch sainless steel blade. It would be real good for close in work, sort of a zombie sticker. Now if I had only bought the katana from Heros I'd be in good shape.

500 passionate posts promise prime potential post present position. Can't wait for the next half century count.

I sing in the shower. But not in my own voice. I try to predict the wagers in Double Jepordy. I'm right more than is comfortable. I try to predict the judges scores on Dancing with the Stars. Same results as Jepordy. I shave in the shower. I won't leave the house with thirteen in my pocket; not 13 dollars nor 13 cents. I only drink blood on a full moon. I wear white after Labour Day. I rip the tags off of matresses.

I attended my first Comic Con today. It was a blast. I knew I was with my people when an eight foot tall Chewbacca strolled past me on the way to a photo op. I got my picture taken with Nathan Fillion (Fire Fly, Castle, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along). And I picked up a new Celtic Dagger for my collection. The best part was my wife got to shoe shop for six hours while I geeked out.

I agree, but special mention must go to the BORG Queen. Evil and hot, in a disturbing way.

Chicken Pad Thai and Shrimp Skewers. Tasty