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E is for Erotic fiction, bed time stories can be so dirty. :icon_wink:

A 2013 Toyota Corolla for my SO. Her birthday is coming up and I wanted to surprise her.

Shaved, I never bring a weed wacker to bed. Long hair or long legs?

:icon_evil: I like big dogs, so Cujo would be my favorite. I especially liked the part where Cujo disembowells the local lawman, all while wagging his tail. Good doggie. :icon_evil:

I had just bought two venti Starbucks coffees. To avoid juggling the two while I unlocked the car I placed one cup on the car roof. When it was time to grab the cup from the roof, I made a rookie mistake. I grabbed the cup above the cardboard sleeve. The top popped off the cup like a lid in a Pringles commercial. Hot creamy dark roast coffee was everywhere! To make matters worse, I forgot to get napkins this time. Oh well, I was going to get the car cleaned today anyway.

I have a similar highlight today. On my screened in lanai, warm breeze, cool tunes, e-book in hand I enjoyed our summer preview.

C is for caramel coated clitoris.

Girl, you gotta stop wearing them spurs to bed!

Did you know that in a lifetime the average person produces enough spit to fill an Olympic sized pool? Hmm, gives you a new appreciation for Mark Spitz.

Text, or better yet sext. :icon_wink: Plug in toys or toys with batteries? :dncdick:

Ahh supper! Tonight was a grill night. Flame kissed Andolini sausage on bakery fresh hot dog buns garnished with sautéed onions and green peppers and hot mustard. Desert was warm home baked apple crumble with vanilla bean ice cream on top. Yummo!

I prefer my Men without half-men. Classic Rock or Indie Rock?

Free range vegans, now there's some good eating! Yee Ha! A herd of raging turtles or a flock of murderous hummingbirds?

Fajitas. Pink Panther or Austin Powers?

I'd say SP at a rate of 5 to 2. Slap and tickle or rub and tug?

My best man and his wife are visiting from Central America. Party time tonight!!

I love a sweet rimmer. As to my drinks, all my non alcoholic drinks would require a sweet taste. Non-alcoholic tequila is just a crime against nature. Beer on ice or from the fridge? As to Nicolette's poser. I prefer in ground. I have an above ground that I plan to tear down. Beer on ice or from the fridge?

I trust your practice session is in the comfort of your own home. I noticed the "Posted via Mobile Device" tag and envisioned Antlerman in traffic driving one handed or better yet on public transportation. :handjob: :icon_eek:

Since I don't drink alcohol I guess I'll take the apple. Hee On the subject of drinks on hot summery afternoon... Sangria or beer shanty?

Spending the morning with a sexy, intelligent, responsive, funny and articulate young woman. We drank coffee, talked about music and sci fi, worshiped at the alter of each other's body; all before McDonalds stopped serving breakfast. I love morning play dates.

Welcome to the club; two dogs, two sets of heart worm tests, two sets of anal glands to be expressed, two hundred dollars and change. No group discount.

Old one. Sex with strangers or sex in public?

Real name: Lex Jiggles ... Jiggles? Seriously? Cerb name: Maxxx Fuzzynuts ... Fuzzynuts? Shit, I thought Jiggles was bad!

First I break my own teeth. Then I take my dogs to the vet for their annual heart worm tests and discover that my female needs dental surgery too. Between the dogs teeth and my own my wallet has taken a walloping.

I like FFT because she has cute little piggies that go Wee, Wee, Oui all the way home. That and her contributions are often clever and insightful.