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Ganja by Josh Hienrichs, it's part of my Island music playlist.

C is for cock ring. "If you love it, put a ring on it."

A is for armpit. Hey it's an erogenous zone, isn't it?

I took down the winter plastic that protected our screened deck. Sitting out here now writing this while enjoying a gentle breeze and listening to some classic Marley. Life is good.

Ever since returning to the gym I've developed a taste for Strabucks Dark Roast with cream. I have at least three venti's a week; often following a workout.

Dog food for the twins, "Will & Grace". They eat a special non-allergenic food made by Prescription Diet. It looks like meat jello and they love it.

I love an icy cold bottle of San Pellergino. Light as a butterfly licks or Strong suction and swirls?

Best wishes pretty lady! Emerald, it's a beautiful day enjoy your birthday to its fullest.

French wine. Mais oui. Simpsons or Family Guy?

Sports car, mid life crisis calling. Lasagna or layer cake?

Here is a big warm bear hug for Sophia. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Better days are on the way.

Y is for yoga pants. @Someguy - dude you missed W, WTF? :confused0024:

Karate. Best under rated holiday, Boxing Day or Ground Hog Day?

V is for vulva, rhymes with Mulva.

Can't say that I blame you. I myself prefer to dine on beaver for breakfast, lunch and dinner, with at least two pussy snacks a day. But since we are on the topic of food... Tonight was East Side Mario's seven layer lasagna with Cesar salad and garlic bread.

Next to the King. At least I was royally screwed instead of spending the night with some clown. Hot female golfer or hot female soccer player?

Well done grasshopper. Your wit and wisdom have left their mark. Fortunately there is a cream for that. But seriously, congrats. Keep em coming. Oh and keep posting too.

Why is it every dirty job takes 3 times longer than you expected and every fun activity is over 3 times quicker than you expect? Is it like time flys when you're having fun? That just sucks! Why can't time crawl when you're having fun? I'd sign up for that.

PS. I am so jealous right now. Have a great trip and eat lots o jerk.

During a conversation with a younger lady, it occurred to me that there is a generation of comedy fans out there who never heard of some of the best who passed too soon. SO in the interest of educating the masses, I offer an incomplete list of really good standup comedians. For those of you who think Dane Cook is the funniest guy on stage, You Tube any of these guys and prepare to laugh your ass off. Dennis Wolfberg Bill Hicks Mitch Hedberg Robert Schimmel Sam Kinison Greg Giraldo Richard Pryor George Carlin Buddy Hackett Richard Jenni Andy Kaufman The list is incomplete...feel free to add your own favourite dead comedians.

The Wicked Witch of the West. I liked her spunk. And who does not love flying monkeys? Additional Comments: Besides, green skin is hot.

Ooooo, I just had an idea. Combination sunscreen and lube. It's perfect, you are always ready for some luvin and it'll cut down on chaffing during those long walks on the beach.

Staged or real? Either way it's damn funny.

Additional Comments: Walking Carpet my furry brown ass!!