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A crowded concert dancing and jumping, cause that oftens leads to horizontal jumping and bumping. A cute tushie or a great rack?

B&R Doggy or Mish?

Pool A good shit or a good sneeze?

Belated best wishes Meaghan.

Stanis the lord of light! Dragons or White Walkers?

I've learned there are better lubricants than KY. I've learned people are generally squeamish when it comes to other people's bodily fluids. I've learned that it pays to do your home work. I've learned that the most irritating people are often the most memorable. I've learned that slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

I like RG because he is a gentleman and a scholar and a fine judge of horseflesh. There are too few of us left. I like Miquelon, despite his departure from the thread, for his brash honesty and unabashed, unapologetic brown nosing. Well played! :icon_cool:

It is early Sunday morning and I'm feeling philosophical. I've learned plain steamed hot dogs make a good one handed snack. I've learned to be suspicious of farts after my 50th birthday. I've learned that marriage is more than a piece of paper. I've learned that the sexiest sound to my ears is the sound of my partner's orgasm. I've learned that I can get up to pee several times a night without really waking up. I've learned that common sense is exceedingly uncommon. I've learned that to accept myself I must accept others. I've learned that its never a good idea startle a cat in a corner. I've learned that I love reading what you have learned.

Why is it that when you have an itch in the middle of your back and you get someone to scratch it for you, the damn itch moves. "A little to the right, now down, lower, left, up, up higher, right, no my right, lower, lower, argh!!!"

Did you know that the average male gorilla penis is two inches long. Ever have a date tell you that you're hung like a gorilla? :icon_redface:

Sadly I did some damage to Mr. Happy, but luckily I had someone to kiss it better. :aol_fellate:

F is for Fuck friend. AKA friends with benefits.

I love Walk OFF the Earth, especially thier cover of Somebody that I Used to Know.

Resort, my idea of roughing it is staying at a hotel with no HBO. North Face oral (lady on her back) or South Face oral (lady on her tummy)?

Here's a short list. In Theaters: A Good Day to Die Hard, Jack the Giant Slayer, Life of Pi, Olympus Has Fallen, Oz The Great and Powerful, Silver Linings PLaybook. With the exception of Good Day, all are worthy of a look. On Blu Ray: John Dies at the End, Lincon, Killing Them Softly, Parental Guidance, Les Miserables, This is 40, The Hobbit, Zero Dark Thirty, Rise of the Guardians, Skyfall, Red Dawn and Argo. Mostly good with Parental Guidance the sole exception.

Goatee. Unless it's really baaaaaaaaaaaaad. Chocolate with nuts or chocolate with peanut butter?

Jack Tripper. May he RIP. Steak and eggs or Corned Beef Hash?

Down Hill, Xcountry is too boring. Rock or Pop?

I love it (feat. Charli XCX) by Icona Pop. It's new and catchy. Like a cold.

Why is it that when looking for a phone number you can find almost everything else but the friggen number itself. Grrr

An Austin Aire air purifier. No more lingering smoke smell, no more pets smell and no more dust or pollen.

Started off the day by bouncing out of bed feeling great only to smash my big toe hard enough to crack the nail. My morning good feeling lasted about 1.4 seconds. Oh yeah, then I went to the gym for a leg work out. Ouch!

High heels - especially FM shoes. Fish nets or nylons?

Kung Pao fer sure! Tongue bath or deep tissue masage?

Y is for yearning, as in I am yearning for your kiss.