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Is there anything worse than dog farts? Yes!! A doggy Dutch oven. One of my little darlings was cold last night and snuggled under the covers. Sometime after sunrise the male dog let a poisonous gas bomb loose. I took a concentrated blast right in the snoot. I've had better starts to the day.

Why is it that every time I really search for something (like a train of thought) I can never find it, but the minute I stop looking I practically trip over the object of my search?

Hang in there bud! Better times are on the way.

Tonight we are having grilled prime rib beef, coupled with baked yams, baked potato, steamed green beans and a tossed garden salad. Nothing fancy, just good food made fresh.

Why is it that everyone who drives slower than you is a moron and everyone who drives faster is an idiot?

Why is it that whenever I fly there is a squalling baby or an uncontrollable toddler within one row of my seat.

O is for Oh, as is OH God, Oh God!! Don't stop! or OH Crap that's deep!! or simply, Oh, oh, oh!!!

Ale! Baked or Mashed?

Why is it that whenever you need to stay absolutely still, THAT is the precise moment your nose or (insert other body part name here) starts to itch.

Hmmm... Interesting word choices: hot, rocks, jack and a half a bottle of lotion? Have fun, hee here. :biggrin: "It puts the lotion on it's skin"

Mmmm Toasted PB & banana, yum. Do you slice or mash the banana? I'm a masher.

C is for crave - as in I crave slippery slopes

The Hurt Locker - love Jeremy Renner. He was great on SNL too. Best Side Kick - Chewbacca or Spock?

Why is it that when weather forecasters predict a great weekend on Wednesday that by the time Saturday rolls around we typically get two days of rain. Additional Comments: Why is it that when ever you are in a hurry you get caught at every red light in your path?

Ahh, Vanessa that sucks to the highest level!! I'm sure there are many here who would love to take you in. But I understand that a woman needs her space. Good luck on the move!! Shit, even moving sucks!! I feel for you girl.

Got a PM this morning that made me smile and started my week off on a positive note. It may not be the most impressive highlight of the day, but it was early and it certainly qualifies as a highlight!! @ crankF - I hear ya, I've been very careful and Mr. Slipery is starting to feel better. I won't be doing tongue push ups for another week, but the healing has begun.

I is for intercourse. Basic no frills fucking. :hump:

BBQ rib steaks, baked potato and baked sweet potato with steamed green beans. Pinapple slices and vanilla ice cream for desert. I am lucky enough to have a natural gas BBQ and a semi sheltered area to cook. We BBQ all winter long. Long Live the Grill!

Oooo fish love water!! You might even say we can't live without it. Glub Glub!! Hmmm, "glub, glub" not the sexiest sign off ever. Maybe I can be the fish that purred.

B is for bouncy booty. Come on baby twerk that booty for me!

The mixture of white Creme de Menthe and Brandy or Cognac is called a Stinger. When served on the rocks, it makes for an excellect after dinner drink (like drinking a breath mint). My dear departed mother used to love Stingers. Almost as much as she loved Martiniis. Did I mention she was a bit of a lush? :chug: My personal favourite is icey cold water. I favour Dasini or Aqua Fina. Just putting that out there. :biggrin:

V is for virgin. This coming from an ex-virgin Virgo.

And a friendly hello back atcha. :icon_smile: Welcome to the community, we're glad you are here. Have fun! :chug:

I like meaghanmcleod because she is a real Irish beauty. That and she has a creamy complextion that drives me wild!

Platoon (1986) Won Best Picture Oscar in 1987.