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R is for RIGID. A hard man is good to find.

I like crankF because of his supportive & funny contributions. And because he came up with "S is for Skanky", a man after my own heart. I like Miss Jane TG because she is a gurl who is not afraid to speak her mind. And because she's more than just a pretty face.

Lots of snow but mild or no snow but bitterly cold?

The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey and Zero Dark Thirty on BluRay. Seen them both and will happily see them again. Both are great flicks in thier own way.

I like megforfun because she radiates class and sensuality. That and she makes Nikki happy. All to say she must be a fantastic lady.

A is for apple bottom. Good for spanking and chewing!

Twitter - though the truth is I have never tweeted. Gonzo porn or erotic fiction?

Oh man, that sounds awful! Are you alright? I can't imagine how you must feel and yet you still want the partier's out there to get home safely. Brother, you are my hero. Stay safe, get well and press charges!

My highlight started off more like "Things that Suck", but ended up alright. Saint Patrick's day began with my SO giving me the news that our lap top refused to turn on. "Good morning to you," I said. I tried a few things with no result. So it was off to the Geek Squad with my trusty lap top under my arm. I had visions of shelling out a few hundred bucks to repair or replace the computer. I also had visions of loosing some valuable data! Turns out the lap top was stuck in sleep mode and with a little Geek Squad jiggery pokery the beast was up and running again. No charge, no problem. The rest of the day was pure gravy.

Afternoon delight! Hard and fast or soft and slow?

Soft poached eggs on dry Rye toast, tomato slices and coffee. Breakie on the run.

Add, clean hands, finger nails and mouth after the dip stick test!

Left over night: 1 part left over lasagna and 1 part left over pizza. Desert was fresh pineapple chunks on vanilla ice cream. Got to get me some Asian dumplings! Sounds yummy!

PB all the way, especially with bacon!! Vegetarian or Cheese pizza?

I could use a hug. My third tooth in six months shattered minutes after leaving a wanton sexy woman. Now I have an extraction and post implantation in the next day or two. My tongue was lacerated by the jagged shard of the broken molar. It feels like raw hamburger. This means my favourite pastime (it rhymes with funnilingus) has to go on hold for a few days while Mr. Slippery heals up.

Please, please try this variation on the traditional bacon sandwich. It was handed down to me by my Dad. Start with golden toasted white bread, immediately spread smooth peanut butter on both slices while still hot from the toaster, so that the PB melts on to the toast. Then add three or four strips of nearly crispy bacon (preferably still hot from the fry pan or microwave). Top with the second PB'd slice, cut in half and savour. Something magical happens when you combine peanut butter and bacon. Try it, then spread the word. Long live bacon!

I just left one of the sexiest women on the planet after a thoroughly satisfying early afternoon play date. I'm driving home and enjoying some freshly baked cookies (she's so thoughtful) when I noticed something crunchy in an otherwise soft and chewy cookie. When I spit out a large chunk of molar, I knew my day was about to go downhill in a hurry. What's worse is that the tooth didn't just break, it shattered! The break extends below the gum line and a loose shard is slicing the hell out of my tounge. Blood fills my mouth and I'm starving for food I can no longer eat. And now the cherry on my special shit sandwich; my dentist won't be able to see me until 7:00 tonight! This is the third tooth to break in the last six months! My dental bills are going to be astronomical. :tresmauvaisehumeur: Additional Comments: Tooth Update. The lil bugger is history! Just got back from the dentist. They had a cancellation so I was seen earlier. The tooth shattered down through the root. They pulled the shard that was lacerating my tongue, damn that hurts, and smoothed out the sharp edges. Tomorrow I will have the remains extracted and get a titanium post implanted into my jaw bone. Sadly the exact same thing happened on the other side of my mouth less than six months ago. I'm getting to be an expert on the procedure. On the whole I'd rather have a bacon s/w.

Our favourite provider has made the pages of TMZ. http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/13/pope-francis-austin-powers-alotta-fagina/

Bird seed (actually its wheat sprouted cereal, but it looks & tastes like bird food) bananas, Greek yogurt and milk. All washed down with a hot cup of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee.

Has anyone else noticed that while in a diary room session, Peter kinda looks, acts and sounds like Coach Dan! He has Dan's mannerisms and vocal patterns. And his strategy is similar. As long as he keeps thinking with his big head he should do well. On the other hand, a secret alliance with Liza would be a frightening thing to watch. IMHO Liza is the player to watch. She has Tom wrapped around her little finger. I think she could sleep with Tom and then cut his throat (metaphorically speaking) in the game, all without batting an eye.

Are we talking cars or women? Must be cars, there's no such thing as a domestic woman. :icon_lol: (don't hit, it was just a joke and I can't resist swinging at the easy pitches.) Foreign!! Rom-Com or Buddy Flick?

I bought a herb grinder for my part time girl friend. I can't wait to show her how to use it!

I like Lee Richards because he is so friggen funny and has excellent taste. But I wanted to clarify two things. First: I don't like beer, I loved it :chug: (too much actually) Haven't had a drop since 1980--. That's 33 years for the math wizzes out there. Second: I too love beer battered fish. But I'm on the fence regarding fish sticks. -- I quit drinking way back when because I wanted to live to see my 30th birthday. I quit cigarettes 5 years ago when I moved to Ottawa from Montreal. As those who've come to know me realize, I am not holier than thou, nor am I bereft of bad habits. At least as long public masturbation is frowned upon.

V is for vulva, it rhymes with Mulva.

BBQ chicken with steamed broccoli, boiled red skin potatoes and tzatziki, it was yummy.