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I like MF because he has a cool avatar and he likes beer! That and he posts great jokes.

Tea with milk. Man in a suit or man in jeans and a leather jacket?

Hard choice, smooth! No on second thought, landing strip. It complements my moustache and acts as a flavour saver! BBQ chips or BBQ peanuts?

Finding out the hard way that I need to get more toilet paper. On the bright side, I finally found a use for all those annoying magazine inserts.

By the end of lent your name will go from crankF to CrankE!

The Life of Pi and Rise of the Guardians 'Blu Ray' discs.

Best Wishes you gorgeous goth princess you! Have a smurffy day!

Well one thing is for sure, if NPH is planning it's going to be FABULOUS!!

More and more of my body hair is turning white. Speaking of hair, I've noticed it has stopped growing were it used to grow wild and it has started sprouting in places I would have never thought of cultivating. And WTF is up with my eye brows? If I don't trim regularly I start to look like Andy Rooney.

T is for turgid. A state I often find myself in thanks to many of the lovely ladies of CERB!

An all time favourite, lasagna! That and a side Cesar salad. More pineapple spears for desert.

I second that emotion! Nothing gets me charged up like a partner telling me they are about to cum and then telling me they are cumming!! Yikes! Moans and groans aside, when I hear, "baby you're making me cum" my own excitement ratchets up to an eleven on a scale of one to ten. So ladies, don't be shy. It's greatly appreciated.

caught in a

I've always wanted to "go around the world" with Carmen. White lace teddy or black leather chaps?

the sounds were

Welcome aboard! There are a few girls who advertise as subs. Your best bet is to search the Recommendation section and the advertising sections. Using 'submissive' as a key word search should yield good results. If not then take a few moments to eyeball the many fine recommendations of the good ladies who post on CERB. Finally, when you've selected a prospective SP, send her a PM and be frank about the type of service you are seeking. This will reduce misunderstandings and disappointment. On a side note: language like 'a little rough/domineering' can be a red flag to SP's. Mainly because of the uncertainty such an imprecise phrase can generate.

Jessica - all the way and back! On a true blood note: Period sex or no period sex?

and back again.

Pork loin roast with mashed turnip, baked parmasen tomatoes and roasted potatoes. Pinapple spears and cream for desert.

Her orgasm was

Many birthday hugs and kisses coming your way sweetie! Have a great day and drink lots of water! Shop till you drop and say hi to the girls for me.

M is for mouth and all of its wonderful delights...I plan to use mine long and well over lunch today. ;-)

K is for kitty. Here kitty, kitty, kitty, I have some cream for you {EG}

Nylon rope, chocolate syrup and a curling iron.

Kelly's Heros (1970)