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Mr. Happy leans to the left. I am left handed, but as far as Mr. Happy is concerned, I'm ambidextrous. :shock:

Spring has sprung, ma Johnny has riz. I wonder where da ladies iz! Cheesecake or Pound Cake?

Ramen got me through university. So Ramen it is! Purple bra and panties set or black sheer negligée?

I have been seeing Dorinda for close to a year now. What a year it has been! Dorinda is first and foremost a beautiful woman. From her long blond hair to the sweeping curve of her long delicate neck, from her generous breasts past her flat toned tummy to her magnificent ass, Dorinda is, every inch, a dream come true. Each visit surpasses the previous. Now that we are comfortable with each other; knowing what each other likes, our sessions become memorable, epic even. She knows how to please and pamper on so many levels. I have never been disappointed. Dorinda is easy to talk to, she is conversant across a wide range of conversational topics. She is also a creature of the flesh. Beauty and carnal intent are written into her DNA. I will continue to see Dorinda, whenever I can. But if I never hobby again, I will have banked a lifetime of hot memories, thanks to Dorinda.

I just went on an Oscar binge. Here are the results. In my humble opinion... Birdman: An actor's movie. Edward Norton and Michael Keaton give Tour de force performances. Emma Stone and Naomi Watts turn in credible portrayals. The constant drum score that prevails throughout the film is a little hard to get used to, but it's worth the effort. I loved the camera work, the entire film seems to be done in a single take, following the characters around while day turns to night and locations seemingly and seamlessly blend into each other. Boyhood: Gotta love the commitment of the film makers and actors to work on this project for more than twelve years. Good performances by Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke propell the story. But overall, the film left me ambivalent. American Sniper: I had Bradley Cooper as my pick for best actor until I saw Birdman. Docudrama or propaganda aside, this was one of the most compelling and saddest stories that I have seen this year. Note, I haven't seen the Theory of Everything or Foxcatcher yet. Whiplash: This was my pick for best picture of the year. I loved J.K. Simmons and Miles Teller. The great acting was backed by an intimate and intricate story that examines the cost and pursuit of greatness. The musical score was a treat.

Morning, can't imagine a better way to start the day. Lots and lots of foreplay or get down to business?

Crisp please, with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Multiple (small) orgasms or one (massive, toe curling, blow the top of your head off) climax?

Like my pickle?

Hey good lookin! Additional Comments: Whatcha got cookin?!

Give yourself totally

Chicken! Read minds or Fly?

I'm working my way through the Super Bowl pre-game shows.

I am grateful because I've realized most of my sexual bucket list. There is still one box left to be checked. That would be a threesome or moresome with at least one member of each sex. I love the idea of a choice between male and female partners in a fully interactive romp. Mm mm mm variety!

Naked under fur! Then naked on fur! :icon_eek: Hand teasing or mouth teasing?

Reading. Text or email?

When I leave a lot to the imagination, I'm usually by myself! So let's just leave a little to the imagination. Small breasts, toned abs and a tiny bum or Soft D-cups, lots of curves and a plush booty?

Random as they come!

Good topic. I was just discussing this very subject with my SO last night. She wanted me to accompany her to "Paddington", a real action movie with a CGI teddy bear. I told her that is one of the few films that I was certain I would never see. I see a lot of movies, so my list is short. Here are a few of the highlights: - Brokeback Mountain - Sex in the City plus the sequel - Magic Mike - The Note Book - Fried Green Tomatoes. :sm48: just to name a few!

Getting up at the crack of Oh my God it's early to haul the garbage to the end of the driveway. Then, a few hours later, realizing that the garage pickup is scheduled for next week! The only thing worse than hauling garbage to the curb is hauling it back to store for another week! Ugh!

Don't ask how I know what a few of these actually smell like, usually the story behind the smell is unpleasant. Fermented pig shit! Decomposed carcasses that have been baking in a barn for half a summer! Hamburger that was left out for a weekend! My grandfather's cheesy feet! Uber gross.

PS4 - It's a game system, a Blu-Ray player and it does laundry! Being sick with the flu or giving birth to a flaming porcupine during a raging case of hemorrhoids while laying on a bed of nails at the North Pole?

My new favourite snack is Lays original potato chips with a square of milk chocolate at the same time. The combination of crunchy/salty with creamy/sweet is amazing. If you eat them while standing, they become low calorie snacks. (It could happen)

Green plaid boxers. "I'm dead sexy!" :biggrin:

A God vs. a freak? Loki fer sure! Nuff said!! Warm milk enema or auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Don't drink, don't smoke. But if I did, I would smoke cigars! A couple of cheeky handfuls or mega booty ala J-Lo, Iggy, Kim K, etc...?