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Can someone tell me what the term TLC means? I saw that it can stand for "The Luxury Companion" but not sure what that means. Does it simply mean an escort?

Let's hear some dirty Haiku poems, they are 3 lines only, 5 syllables, 7 syllables and the last line is 5 syllables for example cum shot went too far no more sex on roof again fell on street cops hat

Given the plethora of TLAs (3 letter acronyms), twitter talk, and other unusual letter bytes you read from SPs, can anyone come up with either a few sentences using as many of them as you can which still makes sense , or a humorously exaggerated pretend ad? (some translation may be helpful for the rest of us for some not-so-common short-hand terms)

Hmmm.. if wool clothing shrinks in washer, why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

My opinion is : Education can show a level of maturity and discipline in order to finish what one starts, while seeking a level of person growth and purpose. It is nice to be intimate with one who can understand this charter trait on a personal level. It can add to ones appeal, for some overriding those who are not perfect bodily supermodels.

Happy Easter everyone. Eat all those yummy chocolate bunnies :)

A horny unicorn

Latin quote! "Vulnerat omne ultima necat".... Meaning ... Each hour will injure, the final one will kill