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An â??â??â??â?? fanatic that LOVES giving â??â??â??â?? pleasure until I'm begged to stop!
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iluvmuffins started following Squirt, Squirting, Squirters, This BEAUTY EBONY on bp and Watch u shave
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iluvmuffins started following Ottawa Discussion - Escorts, Ottawa Massage Only - Schedules & announcements, Ottawa ESCORTS - Schedules & Announcements and and 3 others
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Huh? Who wants to watch who? At first I thought this was a client watching an SP shave, then the post about the 5pm shadow made me wonder who wants to watch who. If an SP shaved her pussy as I watched before I went down on her that would be all good. If an SP would shave my jewels before she sampled my juices that would be great as well. If any Ottawa SP's are into that, PM me and let's plan something. But, I don't think what I like is what's being discussed above!
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Who has the best ass in the area?
iluvmuffins replied to gottarocker's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
I have yet to meet Cindy but I'd say Katrine has pretty much a perfect EVERYTHING! Also, those lips of hers can drive a man so friggin wet! -
What is it about Kardashian sized booty that so many men love? The tighter and firmer the butt, the more I like. I guess it various with each person. It's just something I've never really understood.
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Access Denied - CERB
iluvmuffins replied to Reddog01's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I've a place in Tampa so have been through that lovely airport many times. I've found there to be much less censorship on free wifi networks in the US as opposed to in Canada. That's another reason why I rarely use the free wifi when available. In Canada I stick with my LTE connection as it's much faster than any wifi provided in Tim's, a shopping centre, Starbucks, airport, or most hotels. But, when outside of Canada I'll resort to wifi. If it's free there will be little investment by the provider in setting up something to handle the load. Also, every additional firewall rule to block sites like CERB affects the end to end response on the network significantly. Another thing to consider is wifi hotspots are the last place to go if privacy and security are important factors to you. -
Squirt, Squirting, Squirters
iluvmuffins replied to lightning70's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
Wow, 4 or 5 towels! I've been pretty good at getting some to squirt so I usually have a disposable plastic table cloth down with a single towel on top for comfort. Makes cleanup much easier. You can get them from any dollar store. Also, having a bottle or two of water by the bed helps as dehydration can occur. -
What time were you there? I was there yesterday as well and enjoyed my time with Casey, a beautiful blonde with long slim legs. She sure knows how to rock the CR. I've been to Nuden a couple times before and liked it. I do like the decor and the open design of the club. I have to agree from the time I tried out the food as it's very very good. If anyone is planning to head out to Nuden give me a PM and maybe we can meet up.
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Big Brother 15
iluvmuffins replied to fortunateone's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
You guys must be watching a hell of a lot of BB after Dark, as I didn't pick up on all the things, especially the Judd and Jessie thing. Didn't they just kiss on the lips a couple days before DE? And after he was gone she was still stunned that he was backdooring her, and she thought things were all good. Of course Jessie is probably the most inept player in the game this year and it's obvious she may be kept around in the game quite late as there is no way she'll win. I'm surprised that McCrae and Judd were that close as he seemed quite upset over him going home. One thing I won't miss about him is the obvious inability to enunciate when speaking. God, was he ever a pain to listen to! But him leaving was obviously was from all his two timing and setting up multiple alliances all over the place. Why at least either Aaryn or Amanda are not gone yet I don't know. They are both strong players. Aaryn is probably still there because of her wins in comps, and Amanda is probably still there because McCrae has tried to reel her in. I watched Thursday nights BB After Dark and Aaryn was wondering why her mother hasn't written her a letter yet. Hmmmm, maybe she's embarrassed how racist all of America knows her to be. I know the producers would want to take advantage of the publicity from all this, but has she been called into the diary room to discuss her comments? God only knows what happens between those Amanda & McCrae afterwards, but I feel for McCrae as that woman is quite a load to handle. Plus, she looks like she could squash him if she wanted. I think she's in for a rude awakening when she finds out the pizza boy is really a pizza boy and not some multi-millionaire! Yeah, as far as big moves this year, BB has been a bust otherwise either Helen, Amanda or McCrae would be gone by now, especially one of the showmance. Everyone is playing it safe so they don't worry about being attacked the next week if the big target ends up surviving, as a result few gutsy moves. -
I believe part of the reason they don't have accounts is because of how strictly some agencies control the SP's, plus factor in that in most cases they have very limited and in some cases no skills in the English language. One of the questions I have asked when booking a session is does she speak good English, and it doesn't seem to matter which Asian agency in Ottawa, they all say she speaks good English. Every time it turns out that some of our session time is wasted in trying to communicate so many times hand gestures are required. When booking I have even asked to speak with the SP directly and the booker had said she's busy which could be true, she doesn't have a phone, or we don't allow that. Regardless, there is always a reason for not being able to contact them. Regarding knowledge of English I've even found the bookers skills in our language is sketchy which makes things a little tricky to start off with right from the beginning. In the end, I've begun to avoid Asian agencies as they are overpriced for the services they provide. One big reason as well is some services which are listed in the ad the SP does not do, and I would feel uncomfortable getting someone to do something she's uneasy with doing. In some cases the ads are a little deceptive, showing pictures of someone other than the SP you'll eventually meet. I also prefer shaved women so have asked the booker each time about that only to find out sometimes she's not, and when she is and I like daty, she will giggle and say "no, no". Back on point, Asian SP's that provide anal services is rare, like finding a needle in a haystack.
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Alternative Asian providers
iluvmuffins replied to Versus DMC's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Escorts
About 256 Bank St., room # 202, I TOFTT.....PM me for more info. -
I'm going to be staying in the Markham area around Steeles Avenue and the 404 in about a month. I was wondering if there were any good massage parlours in that area. I won't be that mobile so I'll probably be cabbing it. I'm looking for a spot that does offer a shower together to start, and maybe even oral as a slightly different way of finishing things off. That's not mandatory, but a nice to have.
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I'm going to be staying in the Markham area around Steeles Avenue and the 404 in about a month. I was wondering if there were any good strip clubs in that area. I won't be that mobile so I'll probably be cabbing it, and I'm looking for a spot that does offer some privacy in the CR for some mileage with my female companion. What's the standard charge per song for a dance in the GTA?
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Is this the Sarah that has a couple of pics with a black light? If she's not 29 and much older, how old would you say she is?
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In the end it's all about the $$$. Some are more direct than others but others take their time looking for it to work out to a big pay day in the end. It's a crude business, and money talks!
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New game in town! And we need a name
iluvmuffins replied to d*mm*y's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
Good luck on your venture, yet burlesque was born out of an era that holds no appeal for me. Even shows of such type I avoid when in Vegas. Sort of confused about the direction with a bikini contest. I guess the next new "twist" might be a wet t-shirt contest or the chair water dance from Flashdance. -