Kathryn Bardot

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Or how about a deliciously naughty lunch break? Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Thursday July 19th: one availability at 10:00am Friday July 20th: 10:00am-2:00pm Saturday July 21st: 10:00am-10:00pm Sunday July 22nd: 10:00am-4:00pm Monday July 23rd: 5:00-10:00pm Tuesday July 24th: 10:00am-10:00pm Wednesday July 25th: 10:00am-10:00pm Thursday July 26th: 10:00am-10:00pm Away Friday July 27th to Monday July 30th Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Mark reads Fifty Shades:

What an amazing night!!! And gents, please excuse my bruised legs for the next couple of days while they heal from dancing at the front of the crowd for Metric :D

Without knowing what your preferences are, I can only suggest looking through the advertising section: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=315 Perhaps if you could elaborate, some gents might be able to help :)

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Or how about a deliciously naughty lunch break? Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Monday July 16th: 1:30pm-6:00pm Tuesday July 17th: booked Wednesday July 18th: OFF Thursday July 19th: 10:00am-noon and 6:00pm-10:00pm Friday July 20th: 10:00am-10:00pm Saturday July 21st: 10:00am-10:00pm Sunday July 22nd: 10:00am-4:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

And they have a sale on now!

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Or how about a deliciously naughty lunch break? Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Friday July 13th: 10:00am-noon Saturday July 14th: 10:00am-6:00pm Monday July 16th: 1:30pm-6:00pm Tuesday July 17th: 10:00-10:00pm Wednesday July 18th: OFF Thursday July 19th: 10:00am-noon and 6:00pm-10:00pm Friday July 20th: 10:00am-10:00pm Saturday July 21st: 10:00am-10:00pm Sunday July 22nd: 10:00am-4:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

I'm not as close as ALO's Acqua location, but I am still within walking distance from Bluesfest. Mind you, I plan on attending most nights, so my availability usually ends in the early evening ;)

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Or how about a deliciously naughty lunch break? Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Tuesday July 10th: 1:30pm-6:00pm Wednesday July 11th: 10:00am-6:00pm Thursday July 12th: 10:00am-noon Friday July 13th: 10:00am-5:00pm Saturday July 14th: 10:00am-6:00pm Next week: Monday July 16th: 1:30pm-6:00pm Tuesday July 17th: 10:00-10:00pm Wednesday July 18th: OFF Thursday July 19th: 10:00am-noon and 6:00pm-10:00pm Friday July 20th: 10:00am-10:00pm Saturday July 21st: 10:00am-10:00pm Sunday July 22nd: 10:00am-4:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Sun tea is a summer staple. For alcoholic drinks, Fresita is a lovely Chilean made with strawberries. Yum!

I have a few which I remove from my photos for privacy reasons. I'm super excited for the fall when I have my next tattoo appointment :D

Happy birthday, Jessica!

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Or can I tempt you with a naughty lunch break? :icon_wink: Summer is here and so are day time availabilities! Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Saturday July 7th: 10:00am-6:00pm Sunday July 8th: 10:00am-3:00pm Monday July 9th: 1:00pm-6:00pm Tuesday July 10th: 1:30pm-6:00pm Wednesday July 11th: 10:00am-6:00pm Thursday July 12th: 10:00am-noon Friday July 13th: 10:00am-5:00pm Saturday July 14th: 10:00am-6:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

I'm kind of afraid of what it's doing to the women who read it, personally. If this had stayed a short piece, it would have done fine, and the first half-ish of the book is rather hot, and I'm glad these books have mainstreamed erotic fiction and sex and sex toys. Totally not against that! It's further into the book that I have issues with, and how the writer perpetuates some really negative stereotypes about BDSM, namely that the only people who engage in these sexual practices are really, really fucked up individuals, and that it's okay to play pretend BDSM but that we should feel bad about crossing some arbitrary line, and that all a "fucked up" person needs is love and they will stop loving/needing kink. (Also some further issues down the trilogy, but I don't want to ruin it or admit that I read all three in a glorious trainwreck of all-night reading.) A big theme in BDSM is safe, sane, and consenting, and Grey comes off as incredibly demanding, manipulative, and controlling. He uses sex to get his way and to derail any attempts at talking through situations. On the other hand, she's portrayed as passive, not actively participating in sex but merely succumbing to it (hello, echoes of Twilight; Shades was originally a Twilight fanfic) - What bothers me the most is the themes of women should only want sex if their partners want sex, and if a guy is stalking you it's because he loves you. /Amelia's book club review. Short answer: if this is taken as light fluffy porn and ignites some mattresses, awesome. It's the underlying themes that bother me.

I can't get over how poorly written it is. Not from a story-telling perspective (hey, it's porn, I don't expect it to have a plot!) but from a they-need-to-fire-the-editor perspective - missing punctuation, added punctuation that splits a sentence in half with no logic, what looks like autocorrect errors... And I lost track of how many times she says "holy cow" or some variation of.

As a rule of thumb, it is always best to ask ahead of time. Personally, as someone who visits the US quite frequently, I'm happy to take American currency :)

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Monday July 2nd: 10:00-4:00pm Tuesday July 3rd: 5:00-10:00pm Wednesday July 4th: 5:00-7:00pm Thursday July 5th: 5:00-7:00pm Saturday July 7th: 9:00-6:00pm Sunday July 8th: 10:00-3:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Monday June 25th: 5:00-7:00pm Thursday June 28th: 6:00-10:00pm Friday June 29th: 1:30-5:00pm Saturday June 30th: 9:00-6:00pm Sunday July 1st: OFF - Happy Canada Day! Monday July 2nd: 10:00-6:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Another Hitachi addict here ;) I also have the Lelo Gigi which is absolutely lovely. I have been coveting the Aslan minx harness for some time... http://www.aslanleather.com/minx_licorice YUM!

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core - with air conditioning! I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Friday June 22nd: 2:30-10:00pm Saturday June 23rd: 11:00-5:00pm Sunday June 24th: 10:00-2:00pm Monday June 25th: 5:00-10:00pm Thursday June 28th: 6:00-10:00pm Friday June 29th: 1:30-5:00pm Saturday June 30th: 9:00-6:00pm Sunday July 1st: OFF - Happy Canada Day! Monday July 2nd: 10:00-6:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

LMFAO vs. Oakenfield... Ouch! It looks like I'll be camped out at the Electro stage pretty much the entire time. I'm also looking forward to Conor Oberst and Lauryn Hill... and WTF is I Mother Earth doing opening for Nickelback?!

Happy birthday, Sam!!