Kathryn Bardot

The Whalesbone on Bank and Gladstone for seafood. They also have a retail location on Kent near the bus terminal that does a phenomenal paper bag lunch from 11-3pm. Ahora's on Dalhousie for mexican food - casual dining in or they also do takeout. Don't forget to load up on the extras (jalapenos, salsa, cilantro) on the side bar!

Happy Birthday!

Yes! But the President's Choice version of white macaroni and cheese is much, much better. YUM!

Greetings gentlemen, I recently had the pleasure of a fabulous and fun photoshoot, and just got the proofs back from the photographer. I'm absolutely thrilled, and couldn't wait to show them off... so here is a sneak peek! Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week: Wednesday May 2nd: booked Thursday May 3rd: booked Sunday May 6th: 9:00am-noon or 6:00-9:00pm Monday May 7th: 5:00-10:00pm Tuesday May 8th: 5:00-10:00pm Wednesday May 9th: booked Thursday May 10th: 8:00-11:00am daytime availability! Upcoming daytime availabilities: Monday May 21st: 9:00am-10:00pm Tuesday May 29th: 12:30-10:00pm Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Totally legitimate, if your afternoon is free. If you have time constraints, then you should specify a time to avoid hair pulling on either end. I have had conversations along the lines of "Are you available tomorrow evening" and when I reply back with a suggested time, I get "Oh, I can't do then, I have X to do" with no suggestion of a time that suits the gentleman. I'm then forced to play the "Well what about...?" and honestly that does not make me particularly enamoured of the client. We're not mind readers and post availabilities for a reason - please, use the KISS rule! ;)

Congratulations, Penelope+1!

Greetings gentlemen, I recently had the pleasure of a fabulous and fun photoshoot, and just got the proofs back from the photographer. I'm absolutely thrilled, and couldn't wait to show them off... so here is a sneak peek! Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week: Monday April 30th: 5:00-10:00pm Wednesday May 2nd: 5:00-10:00pm Thursday May 3rd: 5:00-10:00pm Friday May 4th: 5:00-10:00pm Sunday May 5th: 9:00am-noon or 5:00-9:00pm Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Getting an early start, are we? ;) Happy (early) birthday, lovely. I hope you have a fabulous day!

David Sedaris is excellent for quirky, hilarious stories.

Good evening! I recently had the pleasure of a fabulous and fun photoshoot, and just got the proofs back from the photographer. I'm absolutely thrilled, and couldn't wait to show them off... so here is a sneak peek! Looking to relax and unwind after a busy week? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week: Friday April 27th: one availability at 5:00pm Saturday April 28th: one availability at 9:00am and 1:00pm Monday April 30th: 5:00-10:00pm Wednesday May 2nd: 8:00-10:00pm Thursday May 3rd: 5:00-10:00pm Friday May 4th: 5:00-10:00pm Sunday May 5th: 9:00am-noon or 5:00-9:00pm Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

My availabilities for this evening have been booked, but I am accepting requests for this week and next, by email or PM. Please see my availability below. I also have new pictures on the way! I had so much fun taking them and can't wait to show them off... Keep an eye out! I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week and upcoming: Thursday April 26th: 6:00-10:00pm Friday April 27th: one availability at 5:00pm Saturday April 28th: one availability at 9:00am and 1:00pm Sunday April 29th: 9:00-9:00pm Monday April 30th: 5:00-10:00pm Wednesday April 2nd: 8:00-10:00pm Thursday April 3rd: 5:00-10:00pm Friday April 4th: 5:00-10:00pm Sunday April 5th: 9:00am-noon or 4:00-9:00pm Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Happy birthday Rachelle!

This is appropriate right about now ... ;)

Isabella Soprano only five hours away? Please oh please oh please!

Good afternoon! My availabilities until the end of the weekend are fully booked, but I will be available starting Tuesday next week and am currently accepting pre-bookings by email or PM. I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... Next week: Tuesday April 24th: 5:00-10:00pm Wednesday April 25th: 8:00-10:00pm Thursday April 26th: 6:00-10:00pm Friday April 27th: 5:00-10:00pm Saturday April 28th: 9:00-2:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week: Tuesday April 17th: 1:00-5:00pm Wednesday April 18th: 8:00-10:00pm Thursday April 19th: 6:00-10:00pm Saturday April 21st: 9:00-2:00pm Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

http://bedbugregistry.com is a very useful tool when travelling or looking to move :) MightyPen: You beat me to it! Thanks for pointing that out re: xenophobia.

Happy hump day! Did you know that today is also the Day of Pink against bullying, discrimination, homophobia, and transphobia? Find out more at dayofpink.org Looking to relax and unwind after a busy week? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response, or by phone at 613-899-2998. Please note that I do not accept blocked calls. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, with slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week (updated): Thursday April 12th: 6:00-10:00pm Saturday April 14th: one availability at 8:00 or 9:00am Sunday April 15th: 9:00-6:00pm Monday April 16th: daytime availability! 8:00-10:00am Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Good luck!

Hello Ottawa! I'll be back from holidays in two days, relaxed and ready to treat you! Come join me at my private downtown location for sensual erotic massage sessions that are sure to make your toes curl! You can reach me by email at [email protected] for the fastest response - I am still out of town and not always able to access cerb! Availabilities: Tuesday April 10th: 5:00-10:00pm Thursday April 12th: 6:00-10:00pm Saturday April 14th: 9:00-2:00pm Sunday April 15th: 9:00-6:00pm Monday April 16th: daytime availability! 8:00-10:00am Enjoy the rest of the holiday weekend! xoAmelia

Happy Tuesday! Seeking some sexy pampering to unwind after a busy day? I have availability this evening from 5:00-10:00pm before taking some time away for the holiday weekend. I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week: Tuesday April 3rd: 5:00-10:00pm Pre-booking for next week (by email or PM only): Tuesday April 10th: 3:00-10:00pm Wednesday April 11th: 8:00-10:00pm Thursday April 12th: 6:00-10:00pm Saturday April 14th: 9:00-2:00pm Sunday April 15th: 9:00-6:00pm Monday April 16th: daytime availability! 8:00-10:00am Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Koko chocolates (http://kokochocolates.ca) in Ottawa makes a Movember truffle assortment seasonally, with bacon, espresso, and whiskey flavours ;)

Happy Friday! Looking to relax and unwind after a busy week? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for tomorrow's adventures? I have a few remaining availabilities before taking some time away for the Easter holidays. I will be unavailable April 4th to 10th. I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response, or by phone at 613-899-2998. Please note that I do not accept blocked calls. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week: Saturday March 31st: 1:00-6:00pm Sunday April 1st: 4:00-8:00pm Monday April 2nd: 7:00-9:00pm Tuesday April 3rd: one availability at 4:30 or 5:00pm ** I will then be away until April 11th ** Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia