Kathryn Bardot

Hello gentlemen, I am now booking for this upcoming weekend and the week after - please see my updated availability! I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response, or by phone at 613-899-2998. Please note that I do not accept blocked calls. I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week (updated): Saturday March 31st: 1:00-6:00pm Monday April 2nd: 7:00-9:00pm Tuesday April 3rd: one availability at 4:30 or 5:00pm ** I will then be away until April 11th ** Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Happy weekend! Looking to relax and unwind after a busy week? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. Join me this weekend and help me break in my new location! I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response, or by phone at 613-899-2998. Please note that I do not accept blocked calls. Excite your senses and join me for an erotic, full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling, relaxing massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week: Saturday March 24th: 2:00-8:00pm Sunday March 25th: 10:00-4:00pm Monday March 26th: 5:00-9:00pm Thursday March 29th: 5:00-9:00pm Friday March 30th: 5:00-9:00pm Saturday March 31st: 9:00-9:00pm Consideration: $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Happy birthday, hook! :grin:

Greetings gentlemen, I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. Join me this weekend and help me break in my new location! I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week Friday March 23rd: 5:00-9:00pm Saturday March 24th: 9:00-6:00pm Consideration $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min Longer sessions are also available if we've previously met. A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Greetings gentlemen, I'm happy to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massages as an independent provider. My location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. Join me this week and help me break in my new location! I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week Monday March 19th: 5:00-7:00pm Tuesday March 20th: one availability at 5:00pm Friday March 23rd: 5:00-9:00pm Saturday March 24th: 9:00-6:00pm Consideration $140/45min $170/hr $230/90min Longer sessions are also available if we've previously met A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Happy St Patrick's Day! I'm pleased to announce that I am now offering sexy, slippery, sensual massage sessions as an independent provider. My location is discreet and private, just for the two of us, and located in the downtown core. I will be available beginning tomorrow (Sunday) from 9:00am to 4:00pm and can be reached by PM or by email at [email protected] Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week : Sunday March 18th 9:00-4:00pm Monday March 19th 5:00-9:00pm Tuesday March 20th one availability at 5:00pm Friday March 23rd 5:00-9:00pm Saturday March 24th 9:00-6:00pm Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

Gentlemen, Looking for a little excitement and a lot of sensuality this weekend? Come join me this Friday evening at CMJ's annual St. Patrick's Day party. I'll be making a guest appearance at this legendary event, and available for bookings from 5pm until late. Stop by and enjoy the company of some lovely ladies, or better yet, call ahead at 613-523-6199 and book a session! Don't forget to wear some green, or risk getting a pinching! ;) xoAmelia

WIT, too appropriate that I follow with one of my favourite reds... http://www.folieadeux.com/mat/red.html ;)

Good morning gents! I'm available today at a downtown massage studio until 5pm. This will be my last availability with this studio, so don't miss out! You can reach me today by PM or by calling 613-695-8005. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 And if two hands aren't enough, consider a duo with two playful vixens... (Please contact to discuss!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73833 xoAmelia

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to unwind after a busy week? Come join me this weekend for a sultry pampering that will leave you with a smile... I will be available at an east-end massage studio tomorrow evening from 5:00-10:00pm, and Saturday at a downtown massage studio from 9:00-5:00pm. Enjoy a special rate on pre-booked sessions this week, by contacting me by email at [email protected] or by text at 613-899-2998. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week : Friday March 9th 5:00-10:00pm (east) Saturday March 10th 9:00-5:00pm (downtown) Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 And if two hands aren't enough, consider a duo with two playful vixens... (Please contact to discuss!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73833 xoAmelia

Greetings gentlemen, Sorry to say that I will not be available until Friday and Saturday this week as I need to be good and concentrate on my studies... By Friday I'll be dying to get naughty - anyone care to help me out? :icon_wink: Looking to unwind after a busy week? Come join me this weekend for a sultry pampering that will leave you with a smile... I will be available Friday evening at an east-end massage studio and Saturday at a downtown massage studio. Enjoy a special rate on pre-booked sessions this week, by contacting me by email at [email protected] or by text at 613-899-2998. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week : Friday March 9th 5:00-10:00pm (east) Saturday March 10th 9:00-5:00pm (downtown) Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 And if two hands aren't enough, consider a duo with two playful vixens... (Please contact to discuss!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73833 xoAmelia

Personally, life happens. If you contacted the lady ahead of your scheduled appointment, then the best compensation is to reschedule your appointment. I'm sure that most of us understand that things can and do happen, and as long as you don't make a habit of booking and cancelling, we understand.

Great thread! I'm also a fan of The Whitest Kids U Know, very similar: Slow Jerk - http://youtu.be/0UJ9Ggs3Dkk Classroom Skit - Period Skit -

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to unwind after a busy week or to start the week off with a bang? Come join me this weekend for a sultry, sensual pampering. I will be available tomorrow at a west-end massage studio from 10:00-8:00pm. Enjoy a special rate on pre-booked sessions this week, by contacting me by email at [email protected] or by text at 613-899-2998. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week : Saturday March 3rd 9:00-3:00pm (downtown) Sunday March 4th 10:00-8:00pm (west) Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 And if two hands aren't enough, consider a duo with two playful vixens... (Please contact to discuss!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73833 xoAmelia

Happy birthday, Spud!

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to unwind after a busy week? Come join me this weekend for a sultry pampering that will leave you with a smile... I will be available at a downtown massage studio tomorrow from 9:00am-3:00pm and at a west-end massage studio on Sunday. Enjoy a special rate on pre-booked sessions this week, by contacting me by email at [email protected] or by text at 613-899-2998. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week : Saturday March 3rd 9:00-3:00pm (downtown) Sunday March 4th 10:00-8:00pm (west) Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 And if two hands aren't enough, consider a duo with two playful vixens... (Please contact to discuss!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73833 xoAmelia

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to unwind after a busy week? Come join me this weekend for a sultry pampering that will leave you with a smile... I will be available at a downtown massage studio this Saturday, and at a west-end massage studio on Sunday. I will also be available this Thursday evening by appointment only -- one availability between 6:00pm and 8:00pm. Enjoy a special rate on pre-booked sessions this week, by contacting me by email at [email protected] or by text at 613-899-2998. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week: Thursday March 1st one availability between 6:00-8:00pm, by appointment only Saturday March 3rd 9:00-3:00pm (downtown) Sunday March 4th 10:00-8:00pm (west) Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 And if two hands aren't enough, consider a duo with two playful vixens... (Please contact to discuss!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73833 xoAmelia

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to unwind after a busy week? Come join me this weekend for a sultry pampering that will leave you with a smile... I will be available at a downtown massage studio this Saturday, and in the west end on Sunday. I will also be available this Thursday evening by appointment only. Enjoy a special rate on pre-booked sessions this week, by contacting me by email at [email protected] or by text at 613-899-2998. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week : Thursday March 1st evening by appointment only Saturday March 3rd 9:00-3:00pm (downtown) Sunday March 4th 10:00-8:00pm (west) Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 And if two hands aren't enough, consider a duo with two playful vixens... (Please contact to discuss!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73833 xoAmelia

I'm not a fan of negotiations in room so, as well, I like to offer an all-inclusive fee when contacted directly.

Greetings gentlemen, I'm available this evening at a west-end massage studio from 5:00-10:00pm. Enjoy a special rate on pre-booked sessions this week, by contacting me by email at [email protected] or by text at 613-899-2998. Excite your senses and join me for a sensual, slippery, and erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Relax and unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... This week : Monday February 20th 9:00am-1:00pm (west) Wednesday February 22nd 5:00-10:00pm (west) Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=A&t=63938 And if two hands aren't enough, consider a duo with two playful vixens... (Please contact to discuss!) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73833 xoAmelia

I don't think it's fair to assume you know the reasoning behind the decision to get implants, and that implants are only gotten because ladies are insecure. Some ladies get them for purely work reasons, and have them removed when they exit the industry. Some prefer the look of implants. Some get reconstructive surgery for whatever reason. It's not always insecurity that drives our decisions ;)

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I LOVE my Bs and I have no qualms about going topless. I wouldn't get surgery even if it was on someone else's dime.

Well, I'm here today ;) I could give you a list of ladies who I think are fab, but I might be biased ;)

ALO's locations are open today :)

You said "door fee," so I'm assuming you're talking about an MA at a studio/spa. If you contacted her through the spa, then there are limits as to what we can answer over the phone on a business line, which is why I prefer clients contact me through my profile here, my email, or my phone number.