DariaKayM

People who drive with their blinkers on and when you think they're going to turn and end up not turning like seriously WTF or people who DON'T indicate when thy're turning. That's why you have indicators on your car in the first place, dumbass!

What makes you say "WTF?" For me? I say "WTF?" ...... When people walk around grocery stores wearing those giant blinking bluetooth ear sets and their on the phone and they bang into you and don't even say excuse me or apoligize... like seriously wft? They might as well have a douche bag taped to the side of their head

What is one touch you crave?..... A hand in the hair, a kiss on the lips, a spank on quivering flesh? Which is the -ONE- single touch you crave above all others ( and no fair saying either HIS or HERS) Just curious... and you may list more than one, but do say what tops your list. Me? .......... Feather dusting on my nipples with a soft tongue Gentle kisses on my neck Nibbles on my ears Pure, simple, glorious penatration I could go on, but I think you get the idea. Your turn!

Joop makes me horny instantly. If I smell a guy wearing it I will follow him just to smell him. Bvlgari is another one.

4000,000,008 because guess what just made YOU attractive... Now I myself am no aphrodite and I'm guessing your no Eros (but.. you could be) I'm sure we are both attractive in our own way. Attractivness comes from the inside and your prose about being on the side of the road in Kentucky! It was freaken hilarious especially the part where the strippers have more tits than teeth. So does that mean the truckers are hornier than most? One of your attributes must be your jocularity. I'm guessing your a debonair gentleman also, that says alot. You have a great day. Don't drive too far or too long. And don't hook up with any strippers with missing teeth! Extra tits are fine.:boobies:

Clean shaven men mmmmmm... I love to rub my tata's on a soft face. I get wet just thinking about it. I love to laugh so I have a certain fondness for men who who can make me laugh, especially when it's hanging and banging time. People get too focused on the "sex" part and forget about how much fun and memorable the experience can be if something crazy happens. What else... Men who can cook, smell sexy, be romantic and respectful. Women always have always been the soft alluring temptresses, or the wild little... well you know. Otherwise we wouldn't be getting hoochie coochie. The question should be what can men do to be more attractive to women! If more men would take pride in themselves they'd probably get laid more often. I have a male who is not attractive in a physical way but his personality speaks volumes and women flock to him. Oh and by the way he gets alot of honey.....

When I was really little I thought it would be neat to be a nurse then I realized I didn't like the sight of blood. Still don't. Then I thought I could get paid for being bossy, I loved making parades. Decorating bikes and getting my friends to go to their house and get some nice cloths (that through out the day would get dirty) then we would drive our bikes down the street, only after I had organized the whole event! Come on... I was like 10 I thought it was so cool to shock people when they least expected it. One thing I do know is I love to cook and see the look on people's faces as they are enjoying some delicatable dish I have concocted and when they tell me how good it is and they smile or they don't talk because they're too busy eating. That is one of my passion's. I do however have my dream job because I still make people smile and I love my life and everything in it. Perhaps when I decide that I would like to do something different I may open a restaurant but not likely because I probably wouldn't have the same food on the menu more than once. I could also become a comedian because I love to make people laugh.

Everyone has brought up some good points here. I have made some notes as well. My thoughts are: the key to professionalism is consistency. I have personally have made every effort when promoting myself to be as honest about who I am. My photos are always done professionally, and tastefully. My ad's are witty and yet allow my potential clients to expect everything I am offering. Some ladies have a tendency to go overboard alittle but at the end of the day if the fantasy is not fufilled and the client is not satisfied they will not be returning and in turn that creates adverse reviews if any. So I believe that if you do your best and be honest with alittle poetic licence that is the best way to be.

Interesting topic you have brought forth. I have had the opportunity to enjoy a menage a trois in my time. As a service provider the couples I have had the opportunity to play with the women seemed to be a bit overwhelmed and some what intiminated, even though when all the hanging and banging was done it was great fun for everyone. On almost every occassion the women told me they were either doing it because their husbands thought it would be a good idea so they went along with the idea, or they were curious and wanted to try it. That said my question always is... Did they REALLY enjoy it as much as I did? Now on a personal note I have had many opportunites to have an menage a trois and I KNOW everyone has fun because we're all on the same page going in, there is a different vibe and certain mutual consent evryone knows they are there for a good time not a long time. When play time is over everyone has some laughs and life goes on. I know what you mean when you say "Drama" I've have a few of those unfortunately you have to say good-bye to to those it's not worth the stress. I enjoy women so much sometimes I have to be careful because I have many girlfriends who I would do in a heartbeat but I don't want to make them uncomfortable so I say nothing...it's kinda like being a man who's chick magnet springs to action every time he see's a pretty girl walking down the street and he wants to do her. But I think I have solved that problem... I treated myself to a shall I say "sex droid" that was my bonus. Some girls like to shop. I bought myself a life sized "Barbie" (she even has DD ta ta's) this way I get to play with her when I want and if I have a man friend over and he wants some two girl action and I can't get ahold of any friends to come play and he is adventurous she can come out and play. When all the fun is over and I go to sleep at night if I choose I can snuggle up with her and play with her ta ta's before I go to sleep. (I can hardly wait till she arrives) the best part is I now have a life sized Barbie to try all my sewing creations on. I don't know, does that makes me weird? I guess it's kinda of a fetish. Oh well I guess I have a fetish too then... I like girls!

I myself have been going to Negril Jamaica for the last 14 years. I just returned the weekend before last and spent part of my vacation at Hedo. Just to let 6eslive know there is no Hedo in Runaway Bay it's now a Breezes. Hedo: Let's just say it's "Disney Land" for adults. People of all shapes and sizes and ages go there. It is what you make of it and there is no shortage of sex. The resort is what I would say *** You will never run out of things to do or friendly people to meet. If you like to see women in heels it's quite a show. The theme nights are a "blast" anything goes the bolder the better, from painted nipples to men with nothing but a sock on their dick. The entertainment is spectacular it's always sexy and provocative."Winston" is a gem he's a trained opera singer he does a number where he dress's up as a drag queen let's just say the 1st time I saw him last year I had a girl crush on him. Then there's the piano bar "Deon" is quite a show man this man can look at you think of a song change the words and have everyone in stiches. It's always a fun time especially when he picks 2 people who don't know eachother and gets them to come up and dance on the piano but you have to be careful as most men walk off with a "boner". One of my favorite's is when he does the YMCA 1 guy and 3 ladies and none of the ladies have any "panties" on. Need I say more! Just when you think your done for the evening the disco gets rollin.. now there is some DIRTY DANCIN going on there, the lingerie nights are something else. Now I'm a lady so I won't go into detail. And when you've danced sooo much and you just want to peel your cloths off you can go for a swim in one of the pools or you can head to the hot tub. You'd be surprized what can happen, it's always entertaining. Some nights are better than other but it's always a fun time. The food is great. No shortage of anything your little heart desires. They have everything from local indigenous cuisine to Prime Rib. I myself had Jerk chicken and fries everyday it's so good but so bad. There is no shortage of liquor if they don't have something they'll get it. One night I had a sore throat and I asked for a Brandy they didn't have any the next night the bartender saw me and said they had it so I decided it was a Brandy night. They even have a Martini Bar on Friday's. As for you thinking of bringing an SP with you I would be game besides I know Negril like the back of my hand. LOL But there's really no need as there is never a shortage of willing horny ladies. But you could always invite 2 ladies with you as the 2nd lady's accommodation's would be 1/2 price. If you want to know more about Hedo please feel free to ask, or you can always go to their web sight and check out the current events or if there are any porn stars visiting... and theme nights as well. The Wild Women week seems to bring in alot of people. Then there's always the day pass men pay $100 and the lady pays nothing. I'm sure you would have a fun time. Cheers!

Personally I think one can make anything sexy and provocative with a little play on words... Here's alittle something. I slowly peel the soft skin to expose the luscious middle so soft, so moist, my tender lips do hover over it's skin. I lick the hole in the middle MMmm I cannot resist. I open my mouth and sink my teeth in. The flavorable liquid spills over my lips into my mouth...... Mmmm I love oranges. Can you imagine what my thoughts would be if I was sucking on a really good bone.... I love being witty! :boobeyes: Couldn't resist my comments on this one.

I like to have sex with "fruit"... I had an experience once with watermelon and to this day I can still remember how erotic and sweet it was. Messy too! We had to throw the sheets away. Thank God it wasn't at my houise I'm a bit of a clean freak. :icon_lol: