There are lots of regrets I have in my life.
For example, in first grade when it came down to Billy and myself as to who would be the Valentine King as voted by the class and I lost by one vote. I voted for Billy because I thought he would vote for me. Emily Stone looked like such a goddess as the Valentine Queen.
I would not have dropped trou and mooned my best friend on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier as the cameras happened to pan on me as I dropped trousers.
I should have kept writing to the really hot blonde English girl I met in port of Palma, Spain. She was oh so flexible.
To be fair, there are lots of things to be thankful for as well...
Such as when as a small child I put a car key into an electrical socket.
Or the time on the flight deck when loading a 500 lb bomb and we dropped it.
Lastly, getting to spend 5 glorious nights with that beautiful blonde English girl I met in port of Palma, Spain.
So take the good with the bad. Besides how can we possibly know what heaven is like if we dont experience a little hell along the way?