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http://asiamassagespa.com/ This place is listed under Toronto Exotic Massage listing for Ottawa, but are they actually an exotic massage place or non-erotic massage? Can't tell. Anyone know?

I went there and was offered no finish, no teasing, nothing. Got fantastic massage but was surprised when she just said that time was up and left. Are they all MAs or are some legit RMT?

She's back! Very relaxing massage! PM for details

Did you end up going? I really want to find a good place around Tri-cities other than Phoenix. I almost tried out this one Asian place, but the place was really dirty and falling apart.

I want to check it out. What/where is it?

She was very beautiful. I heard she was working at AAA for a while under a different name. Don't know if she is still there. Too bad. She gave great bodyslides.

Yes it should be hard to find. FS spa is illegal so that is why LE is shutting these places down!! Question: "Where can I find illegal activity?" Answer: "Every place is being shut down my LE" Response: "shucks this is frustrating" Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL what do u expect?

I just TOFTT this past weekend. Was fun. Massage was very erotic. No clock-watching. Not rushed. We accidentally went over the 30 mins and she did not even think to mention it or ask for extra - didn't even mind that I took a long shower before and after outside of the 30 mins. Lady was one of the most beautiful and physically fit MPs I have ever seen. I haven't been there in years. Went about 4 years back and had terrible service: rushed, dispassionate, mechanical, lazy, no deep tissue. Maybe it's changed?

How on earth did you end up with a $400 bill? 6 girls at once doing a private show? Did you just fall asleep in the CR and not wake up for over an hour?

Hmm.. if you are going upstairs with a dancer and tips and all, are you getting a better deal than just going to triple A?

You have clearly never seen a man play the piano with his toes!

Relax buddy. Just hammering your message home: it doesn't hurt to play safe when it comes to STIs! If you find it funny, laugh. If you don't get sarcasm, oh well. Opinions are like assholes. No one wants to see yours unless you're paying $200/hr. I'm not a vet, but I wonder how you know so much about what vets can get from goats? Let's keep this board flame-free, shall we?

What do you call it when a pussy slide turns into a cervical slide?

This is bologna! I'm a doctor, and it was published in the British Medical Journal that STD pathogens exponentially decay over time at a rate that is proportional to the level of trust and emotional connection between the two parties involved. Even better... if you are on a first-name basis, then your thryoid fires off hormones that inhibit the appearance of sores and the excretion of virus particles. Meaning that it is virtually impossible to get herpes from a pussy slide if the two parties have a trusting emotional connection, especially if the pussy is sufficiently wet and tight :) However, if she makes you cum on a toilet seat, and you share the toilet seat, then she could get pregnant. So watch out!

Isn't there a risk of "OOPS" with a pussy slide?...