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I saw Cooper in Kingston in December and if he is as good in Ottawa as he was in Kingston your in for a real treat :)

The Strokes - You Talk Way To Much

A bit of a hockey nut so remembering that today was the NHL entry draft, lol. Also, going for a nice walk around town on a beautiful day like today is always a highlight of my day :)

Congrats Kyra on reaching goddess status :)

So a few years back I was playing Euchre, my family's favourite card game, with the family and I had another brain fart moment. Now I'll admit that I was just learning the game at the time but was not a stranger to card games or the terminology. So I was playing a round of euchre and had played a card when my partner, who was teaching me the game, said now take a good look at your hand. So quiet seriously I put down my cards and proceed to start examining my actual hand as if I were looking for a bite or cut or something. It took me about 10 seconds to realize that she meant my cards and to try and save face and pick up my cards. At that point everyone at the table started to crack up. To this day I can't play a game of euchre with my family without that story coming up, lol.

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

So today I had what some might call an epic brain fart moment. One of those moments that you just can't help but feel like a complete idiot immediately after but than can have a good laugh about later. I consider myself a fairly intelligent person who is normally able to figure out problems quickly, but for some reason my brain just totally bailed on me today, lol. So I was in the lunch room at work and I'm trying to open the microwave and for the life of me I just couldn't figure it out, and was about ready to start prying the door open with a knife. So I ask one of the other guys in the lunch room and he says press the button. In all fairness though there was no indicator on the button and I am use to the ones you just pull open. I felt like a complete idiot after and just about face palmed myself but I told my co-worker about it later and we both had a good laugh about it. So now that I've shared my epic brain fart moment I'm interested to hear others epic brain farts. And this is all in good fun so don't feel shy to post :)

Foster The People - Houdini There is an N in that answer, maybe not to start the artist name....or even in the artist name, but there is a n in the song, lol

Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - Night Moves

Call me old school but there was just something about Audrey Hepburn, maybe a combination of her personality and her looks, that made me just love all the characters she played.

I don't actually have an iphone, but I do have an ipod touch 4 which is virtually identical minus the actual phone component and some other features but otherwise it's virtually identically. I do have an android phone I recently picked up and I definitely notice a difference. The apple devices are all around just easier to use and they have more apps but since getting my android I just prefer the android device to the apple device. The android device just gives me more control over a variety of features and is easier to customize to exactly how I want it. Also transferring files to and from the android device is just so much easier and you don't have to use itunes which I find makes transferring files way harder than it needs to be. The android device also has support for more file types than apple so you can watch videos without having to convert them on an android device. I will let you know though that apple has an app, cinexplayer, that does allow you to play a variety of different video types on your ipod/iphone. And even though apple does have way more apps right now android is only going to get better and pretty soon apps won't be as much a factor. I still like my ipod but I'm glad I went with the android. And did I mention you can get a decent pay as you go android phone for 150 bucks.

Congrats RG from one small town boy to another :) Love reading your posts and enjoy playing the song game with you. And I just want to add that you set the standard to which I aspire to reach everyday here on cerb. Here's to an amazing contributor to cerb :)

Congrats Old dog! Love reading your posts, especially the Fat Bastard BBM posts. Looking forward to hearing many more stories from you and your BBM's :)

Well before I found cerb I'll admit that I had no idea what a rabbit vibrator was, and once I found out about them I guess you could say I would never look at a bunny rabbit the same way again, lol. So today when I was at work and one of my co-workers started to talk about having rabbits in her backyard and all the things she did with her rabbits I guess you could say that made for a rather entertaining lunch for me, lol. In fact I guess you could say that made the rest of my day, lol.

Romantics - Talking In Your Sleep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6f_ANMxjUQ

What I was looking for initially was definitely someone with a sweet personality and someone who could put me at ease, as this was my first visit to a SP. I was also mainly looking for someone my own age and I'll admit that looks did play a part in my decision. But I would still say that as important as the physical attraction was, what sealed it for me was other members description of someone with a wonderful personality as well as a killer body. As well as reading the posts of particular ladies to gauge their personality for myself. But it also doesn't end there. I also wanted to meet someone that I had a few things in common with, so that definitely took some research to find out. But what really drives me to want to see a particular person is how genuine they are or seem. I guess what I am trying to say, and please don't take this the wrong way anyone as I would hate to offend anyone, is that I would rather see someone who is just being themselves rather than seeing someone who was acting out a persona. I consider myself a fairly honest guy, I have never been very good at hiding my feelings or I guess you could say pretending to be someone I'm not. Although I will admit that Peachy has peaked my interest in role playing a bit, lol. But getting back, to me honesty is important and I honestly don't think that I could see someone who wasn't being themselves I guess. As for girlfriend experience vs porn star experience I guess you could say that I would probably lean more towards the girlfriend experience as I tend to be more of a kinder gentler person myself rather than an aggressive person. I also enjoy the moments of tenderness like holding hands or stroking her hair, or even just talking. At the same time though I wouldn't mind trying out a number of different things, and don't mind if her wild side peaks it's head out, lol. So I guess in closing I do kind of look for someone who will mesh with my personality, someone that does share some interests with me, someone that I can talk to, and just some one that I think I could have an enjoyable experience with.

Congrats Meg on reaching the 100,000 rep mark! Awesome :)

Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ety2FEHQgwM It's a fun little diddy that seemed appropriate since we are honouring the 200th anniversary of the start of the war of 1812 today.

Pretenders - Brass In Pocket

Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpuu_xODUpo

Happy Birthday Samantha! Hope you have a great day :)

Wow Porthos, she could be my zombie apocalypse partner any day, lol. I wouldn't say no to this one either, lol.

I have to agree with what a lot of the gentlemen said here for me 15 minutes just doesn't seem like it would be good for either party, unless you had seen a particular lady before. Like Porthos said it just seems like assembly line work, and having done assembly line work for a summer I can tell you it's not fun. I want the lady to enjoy the experience as I much do and I want her to feel like her time and effort in preparation and through the encounter are appreciated, which it very much is. And also it just doesn't seem like it would give you enough time to establish a connection with the person you are seeing. Now after you've seen a particular person a couple of times I could possibly see it, but not on a first meeting. And even after a couple of meetings I would probably still prefer at least an hour encounter.

Sam Roberts - Bridge To Nowhere

Just from reading your post I can say that that does sound like a wicked premise for a book, movie, or even a video game, lol. Now in my case I tend not to remember my dreams to often, but when I do they are basically just like what you described. Sometimes they are more mundane but other times they have me waking up scratching my head and wondering wtf, lol. The worst are nightmares though, especially the ones that have you waking up almost shivering. After those dreams it can take me a good hour to calm down enough to fall back asleep. I especially hate the dreams though that your falling and literally jolt awake, those are just annoying. And than there are the dreams that have you waking up with a smile on your face and a little stiffer if you know what I mean, lol. But yeah Castle I have definitely had some dreams like the one you described and I wish I had written them down cause they were worth remembering just for how out there they were.