BrawnLasagna

I know a few classy ladies, and may reccomend them, but first I want to know if I'm in trouble or not. I have my own private residence. I met these girls usually at a party, or by word of mouth reccomendation. We've come up with a deal that I will pay them to come to my house for sexual intercourse. We're not married, and our relationship is mostly all talk about sex, and what her services are worth. For the longest time I kept it a secret because I thought prostitution was illegal; although, I believe prostitution is not only acceptable, but paying for a 'massage', and other services only makes sense because it is not a mutual relationship in the sense of touching. Paying my 'girlfriends' is my way of saying that we're making a fair trade, and don't think I should be in trouble for 'johning', or other similar prostitution laws. What should I do to ensure I stay off the police radar, and continue meeting with my lovely lady friends?

If you get someone pregnant, and they aren't 'supposed' to be pregnant then there are few options, but to fund an abortion really.

It's not uncommon that once you're a regular the girl will ask you, but that doesn't change the moral code that there is really to be no touching. Of course if there was no touching I'm not sure we'd come back time, and time again.

A good price on beer is 2.75, and the average of the bars in my town is about 3.75. We've been drinking at home since highschool, and then splurging at the clubs for fewer drinks; keeps you well under the influence the entire night. As for Superbowl I don't believe our club, Ralph's, will be hosting.

There's no better lunch than a strip club meal when you relize a tip gets you a dance, but if you do it on work days don't forget to pack another pair of underwear.

The girls put on a great show, but I prefered Maude. I was also skeptical about the lap dance, and I think anyone would have to agree that it's not a waste of money, and more enjoyable than watching the stage show.