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PhantomKnight

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  1. Cum in mouth! Pizza or Poutine?
  2. Does anyone know what qualifies you to get massages that are partially (I think) reimbursed. Random question! Had to ask :)
  3. I'm quite the adrenaline junkie so most crazy things don't scare me. What does scare me, is that since my heart attack, certain body parts aren't always working properly. So the idea of visiting a lovely lady from Cerbland terrifies the hell out of me. :( That and spiders. Lol. :)
  4. - trench - certain overseas country that Canada's been hanging out in for a while. - Snook into a gondola in Italy. People walked by all night. - a plane on the way to Dubai. Now I'm married and all those fun things..won't ever happen again. :/
  5. Yea, but he will still be living in the Vatican. Something tells me he won't be allowed those luxuries.
  6. A beautiful Asian girl telling me I looked like the white version of "The Rock"
  7. Since I own a 2 door coupe, I'll have to say two door!! Bungee jumping or Skydiving?
  8. Sucks. Happens to the best of us. Try booking with another fine lady to take care of that frustration!!
  9. Getting positive Pm's from Cerb members encouraging me, despite my bad news today. I love this place!
  10. Sadly, the happiest and most comfortable place for me was overseas in my small living space. It was unlike any other place. Since I can't return there. Nothing feels more like home than sitting on a beach. It just feels so natural and comfortable. So many thoughts can run through my mind.
  11. Creepy guy. Glad he left her alone after the police spoke with him.
  12. Welcome to Cerb!!! I'm sure you'll enjoy this place as we all do!
  13. To be honest. When I first started hobbying and into this lifestyle, I questioned why I would pay $$ for a handjob at the end of a massage. It seemed like a high price to pay for a finish at the end. That was until I tried it. It was sensual. Full of sexual and positive energy relieving stress all over my body. Some of the massages I've received have been out of this world amazing. So until these guys enquiring about it actually try it. You'll always get doubters, unfortunately.
  14. ^im applying :P I'm an elf that stands at 6 foot though. Will that do?
  15. Finding out that ill be getting medically released from the military. Having no actual job skills to present to future employers. :( #Screwed
  16. Check out the recommendation section. Hit up the chat board. Maybe that'll help!!!
  17. All I want is to be able to have full functionality in my penis again!
  18. Lets just keep focused on the OPs question. Is there any FEMALE provider willing to provide such a service.
  19. I do it because even though I love my wife and would die for her any day. I have fantasies that she's just not willing to open up to. So, I see a gorgeous woman and have fun doing it with them.
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