Sweet Emily J

Meh. Letters put together to phrase words really mean very little to me. Meanings, intentions and context can sometimes be more important, but I, personally try not to dwell on things like that. There is bigger things to worry about in the world that word choice. Especially in the heat of the moment, I would prefer to focus on other things than getting my panties in a knot over words. I like all dirty words. :) Even the C word (it is censored here) is good to go with me. It's fun to say and get a reaction from people too. Hehe :) Whore. Bitch. Slut. If someone is a good person with good intentions, and it's all in good fun, I wouldn't worry too much and use what is natural and comfortable for you. The overly politically correct people who overreact about these things and get huffy are their own worst enemy. This is just my own personal view on the subject, many others likely feel differently.

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Proof that men usually get better looking with age

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Susie Q

I am house and dog-sitting for my folks. I dug a container of mom's chili out of the deep freezer. Heated and poured into a big bowl with rice and topped with cheddar. Yum Yum Yum. Moms make the best comfort food ever!! :biggrin:

After some frustration on my end because a lack of understanding from the general public in relation to escorts and taxes, I have written a piece explaining how it all legally works. http://www.blogasms.xxx/2013/06/june-29-2013.html

Very true! :) Ha ha... reminds me of this...

Awesome thread Michaella! And thank you for the mention Peachy! I love everyone else's replies so far as well. :) I had a feeling that would be the response, and it makes me happy. This is indeed a topic close to my heart. I have posted on my blog several times about loving our vulvas the way they are. Genital healing is very important to having a positive sexuality, which in turn, as women, is vital to our overall self-worth. I can definitely relate to a lot of things you said. When I was a teenager I was also self conscious about my labia, and at one point thought my lips were longer because I masturbated too much! LOL. I also had a boyfriend who told me they were too long (And this was at 22!) I'm sure all those little boys who made girls feel shitty about their vulvas always felt awesome about their cock and balls too, right? My issue was never something that held me back or I took too seriously, but it was something that I was conscious of for a long time. The Wall of Vulva: Real women's vulva casts! Our faces all look different, so why should our pussies all look the same? Wouldn't that be boring? By "text book" pussy, that little boy really meant "porno pussy". The last few decades of mainstream porn were pretty much exclusively shaved pussies with minimal lips and tiny, barely visible clits. The only thing I can come up with of why porn producers thought this was what the average porn user wanted to see is because of our society's obsession with youth, and trying to show pussies that look like young girls, rather than grown women. Shitty mainstream porn also damaged many men's self esteem with the types of cocks that are generally cast - huge and always circumcised. Anyways, a generation or two of men grew up thinking that was what all vulvas looked like before they actually had the chance to explore, because that is where they saw the most pussy. Sex education still doesn't properly cover these things. On the bright, with the popularity of amateur pornography and the internet, it seems that there is more variety of vulvas out there for people to see, and people have a better appreciation of the variety of vulvas that are really out there. I can happily and proudly say that today, I absolutely love my vulva just the way it is. And my feelings about it have only gotten better since I started escorting. I have never been complimented so much on my bits. There isn't a thing I would change about my labia, clit, hood, or hole! They all make me feel good, and that is what really matters. Keeping clean is one thing, but it is entirely possible to over-cleanse the vagina. It is supposed to have a natural scent! Women need to accept this... and consider that most men actually love and crave this delicious natural pussy scent! Douching and using all those products they sell at the drugstore actually causes infections by throwing off the natural balance of flora in the vagina. Those companies (like all companies that sell "beauty" products) prey on self conscious women to hawk their crap. It is very sad that so many women avoid and deny themselves the sexual pleasure that they deserve because they have been conditioned to be ashamed of their parts. This sexual anxiety causes dysfunction and it also a main reason why so many women can't let go and have trouble achieving orgasm during sex. I watched a documentary recently called The Perfect Vagina, which deals with this subject and delves into the labiaplasty phenomenon. It even shows an actual surgery being done on a lovely young woman with a beautiful pussy. They also talk about "Vulva show-and-tells", in which the idea is that a small group of women who are dealing with genital shame get together and show each other their pussies and talk about it. It can be incredibly healing for women to realize that they are not alone in how they feel, and to actually see other vulvas in real life. They realize that they really don't all look like the ones they saw in porn, and they come in all shapes, colours and sizes. If we think about it, I would say that the CERB men are a good sample of the average sexually active man, and we often see threads about guys looking for "large labia and clits". More to play with, lick and suck on! Love your genitals!! :) Range of vulva sketches. Check out "The Snackbar".

I actually do drive. But I am a respectful driver and obey parking by-laws. I have had one parking ticket in my entire life and it was because it was my fault for staying over my paid time and I accepted the consequences and paid the fine. Obeying parking laws that make the city streets safe and run smoother has not made my life difficult in any way, so I don't really understand why other people seem to have problems with it. The government catching people who have done something wrong is not a "scam". It's the ones who broke the law who fucked up, not the government.

I fucking love construction workers... The dirtier the better. Boots, hats, give it allllll to me. Admittedly my attention to the road has been compromised with all the sexy sweaty construction workers out there everywhere I go these days... Just the sight of orange pilons and hard hats gets my special spots twitching... Oy. :motion:

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I enjoyed this thread about the subject: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=118943&highlight=sugar+daddy Lots of great input there from the great CERB ladies & lads.

I would definitely recommend FootFetishTess. She is a self described "Leggy Glamazon"; very tall and super sexy. ;)

When I was younger, our microwave was on top of the fridge/freezer, and one time I guess my head was elsewhere and I put the ice cream away in the microwave instead of the freezer. I didn't turn it on, but I just left it there with the door closed, and no one noticed until hours later. It was one of those old paper box cartons that ice cream used to regularly come in. It was quite the mess, LOL :)

The agency is legit. They have been in business for several years, which is an eternity in this business, and they have many happy regular clients. They also have a lot of great ladies who generally enjoy what they do and have good working conditions. However, the ladies often come and go, so don't wait too long! ;)