Sweet Emily J

The lovely and amazing, Cleo Catra! Best. Boobies. Ever. In the history of tits. ;)

I think the Gia & Gabby album is quite lovely (and very sexy!), with some very artistic shots. I like this one in particular... Those are some nice bums!!! :cooter: Yum!

Wow! Congrats Nicki! :biggrin:

Welcome to CERB! :biggrin: Have fun & Enjoy! xo

It sounds like this topic has been debated before, but that must have been a while ago, because I do not remember it, so I assume other new members don't either. Thence, I will insert my own ideas on the subject, since I am an active participant on some of the photo threads. It also seems there is two completely different things people are talking about here. One is picture threads of mostly public models (Nice Bums, Redheads, Beautiful Lingerie, I Love Boobies, etc). And the second is specific SP service recommendations. (Best BJ, etc). As someone who appreciates beauty in others, I very much enjoy the picture threads. I have contributed to them, and I enjoy looking at beautiful pictures of lovely women. If you look through them, there is a wide variety of pictures posted, and I even notice that some members go out of their way to post unique pictures that aren't you're daily run of the mill "model type". Some larger women, different ethnicities, average housewives, and all sorts of others etc. I encourage others to also contribute more unique and different pictures. Those photo threads can be used to our advantage too. The new Hot Guys thread is a good comparison. Which members do we like better... the ones who participate, have fun with it, and can appreciate a handsome man... (or even just ignore it, if they don't care for looking at dudes)... or the ones who sit back with their arms crossed, feeling ugly and fat, and text me commenting how I shouldn't make my clients feel inadequate by posting good looking men? Aww poor baby. I'll take the first, thanks. Second, CERB's entire existence is based on recommendations of women who are selling themselves. It's not just some random social networking site. If you decide to put yourself out there, then accept that people are judging you and comparing you to other ladies. It doesn't mean that one is necessarily better than the other, but it IS a marketplace. And most of the things that people judge us on, actually are within our control anyways. When you put yourself in the public eye (and yes, this is public), there are certain things that should be expected, IMO. Considering that there are many places on the internet with rampant negativity, I don't see how recognizing people for their beauty and talents could ever be a bad thing. There are several legit reasons why someone might not be on a random "Best BJ's" list. Maybe they are low-volume or just low-key in general, or they don't openly advertise BBBJ. It's possible that their BJ is just not that memorable. But maybe they are a fucking amazing kisser with the most beautiful softest skin and most hilarious jokes and sense of humour. Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. I might be listed on a "Best BJ's" thread, but I will never in a million years be mentioned on a "Best Abs" thread. I'm okay with that. My ex-bf used to nit pick everything I said about other people. Just for an example... One day I'd point out that a friend of ours had a really nice shirt on. My BF would say, "What, you don't like MY shirt choice?". WTF. It drove me crazy, and I found it to show both his insecurities and jealousy. Just because I pointed out positive things about other people, didn't mean he was any less. As for the semantics, I agree that sometimes a few words here and there can indeed make a big difference. But I find it a bit silly that one would be satisfied if the title was "Recommendations for Great Oral" instead of "Best BJ". Men are simple. And that's how I like them. Makes my job easier. :) For the record, I do think cristy had only good intentions in starting this thread.

I agree, cristy! :) I sometimes feel bad because I am more affected by the deaths of animals than people. I love happy stories about animals too, like reunions, or the amazing ways that animals help people heal and make their lives better. I have always had pets in my life, and always will. Right now I have two big affectionate loveable cats, who are very chatty and full of personality. And then of course there is my pooch, who I often post about, Milo! :) He is my best bud and is with me nearly 24/7. Milo and I during morning snuggles: Milo and his big buddy Vincent :biggrin:

Penny and The Quarters - You and me An wonderfully imperfect sweet and lovely little ditty from a lost soul band of the 70s. I prefer the days when music wasn't about perfection in sounds and notes, but rather about feeling the music and emotions.

Yum. :lovers: Additional Comments: Yes! I am definitely on board with Ryan Gosling! Blue Valentine is one of my favourite movies. I love this clip of him singing and playing the ukulele: :) So cute.

Thanks everyone for the mention :) It is indeed one of my favourite pastimes, and I like to think I am perfecting my craft all the time! hehe I also agree that there is lots of ladies who are known for their fabulous oral skills and enjoyment of the art. OttawaK, I also recommend you browse the Oral Lovers Social Group, as they is some awesome and very naughty BJ pics of some of the ladies who have been mentioned on this thread! ;) :bj2: Anyone else who wants an invite, don't be shy! ;)

I feel like some people may have misunderstood my post, or maybe just skipped over it and didn't read it at all. For the record, it's not "rules" or a How-To on pleasing a woman. It's a satire article, in the end making the point that every woman likes something different, and you have to get to know women individually to see what they like, and sometimes even ask them. Thanks. :)

Hello, I love you. :)

The time is off for all of CERB. It's actually behind 11 minutes... And it's like that for everyone. :) I noticed it a while ago. When I post this, it will say 11:21, but it's actually 11:32 right now.

The 400 Blows :) Ha ha ha...

Bumping this thread just because it's fucking awesome!!! ;) xo

Eat It Right By Dan Savage http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=6290 ___________________________ I got 500 letters from straight women with advice for men on the whole pussy-eating subject. Why haven't these letters appeared in this column? Well, I have a bias: I'm gay. Given a choice between reading hundreds of e-mails about eating pussy or, say, talking to a good-looking male porn star about his online underwear sales, well, I'm going to go with the porn star every time. While I'm aware that reading about cunnilingus is one of my occupational hazards (along with handling letters from people who eat poo), that awareness doesn't make me any less reluctant to do so. Don't get me wrong, ladies. I am all for cunnilingus. Straight men, in my opinion, are obligated to provide it. I'm as pro-cunnilingus as a gay man can get, but I guess you could say I'm pro-cunnilingus in the abstract. I'm pro-eating pussy in the same way I'm, say, pro-round-the-clock home nursing for incontinent paraplegics: I'm glad it happens, I just don't want to do it. But... I promised you a cunnilingus column, SGAFP, and a cunnilingus column you shall have. But what about my gay male readers? Columns about cunnilingus have something to offer straight men, straight women, and lesbians, but NOTHING to offer gay men. So to give my gay male readers a reason to slog through this column, I've included an item of particular interest to gay men. Okay, here are your cunnilingus tips, boys! Whatever you do, DO NOT use your teeth! Also try to keep the saliva down to a minimum. Been There Got it, boys? No teeth, and very little saliva. SALIVA, SALIVA, SALIVA: I can't overemphasize the importance of plenty of lubrication. Cumming from Cunnilingus No, wait--use saliva, boys, and lots of it. But no teeth. The word cunnilingus derives from two Latin words: cunnus (female genitals) and lingere (to lick). But the action should include not only the tongue, but the teeth. Tongue: soft, yet firm. Teeth: Nibble around down there! Pussy Prof No, wait--use your teeth to nibble, boys. I don't think it's necessary for a guy to spend much time in any other area than the clitoris. It's the Clit Focus on the clit, boys. A clit is not a doorbell. Please do not punch it repeatedly with your tongue. And explore the rest of my pussy. It has just as many sensitive nerve endings as my clit. Word of the Day No, wait--explore the whole pussy, boys. As a closeted gay college student, I turned to my straight friends for guidance on "the deed," and one bit of advice actually worked: Lick the alphabet! One word of caution: SHE CAN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! It is disastrous to let her hear you humming the alphabet song. This could imply that you are not sufficiently stimulated by her parts, as was the case with me. ABC Lick the alphabet, boys, but don't let her know you're licking the alphabet. I dated a guy who used "the alphabet song" to guide him along. Basically, he hummed the "A, B, C, D, E, F, G... H, I, J, K, LMNOP..." song while drawing the letters with his tongue on my clit. Now every time I hear the alphabet song I get wet! Alphabet Soup No, wait. Tell her you're licking the alphabet, and she'll get wet when she hears the alphabet song. Guys, don't slide your tongues in and out of our vaginas. All that feels like is a small, thin, limp dick. Most women don't like small, limp dicks, so why simulate one with your tongue? Clitty McNub Don't stick your tongues in, boys. A French guy once stuck his tongue in and swirled it around, pushing it really hard against the walls of my vagina. It was amazing. The American guys I've slept with tend to lap politely. I guess this must be one of those things the French come up with in their six weeks of annual paid vacation. French Kissed No, wait--stick your tongues in the vaginal canal, boys. So many guys are obsessed with penetration that they can't eat pussy without sticking their fingers in. Fellas, please, just lick me. Lick It Don't Stick It No fingers, boys, just tongue. Men need to know that the G-spot is located behind the ridge of the pubis bone, up and inside her vagina. Take your hand palm up, insert middle and pointer fingers, curl your fingers toward you like you're saying, "Come here." Do this while you lick, and she'll come right then and there. East Bay Hard Core No, wait--use your fingers and tongue, boys. Okay, let's review what we've learned: Use little saliva; use lots of saliva; use your teeth; don't use your teeth; focus on the clit; explore the whole pussy; lick the alphabet but don't tell her; lick the alphabet and tell her; don't stick your tongue in; stick your tongue in; don't stick your fingers in; stick your fingers in. I hope this was helpful. Of course, if it wasn't--if this column left you more confused--you might try ASKING THE WOMAN TO TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT SHE LIKES. Personally, two things kept coming up while I was reading my 500 e-mails about cunnilingus: my lunch, and the sneaking suspicion that not all women enjoy the same things when it comes to oral sex. So, boys, you'll have to ask. ____________________________ Seriously though, every woman is different and enjoys different kinds of stimulation :) However, here is a few links about DATY, which had some ideas and basic guidelines I thought were decent. :) http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?625-Advanced-Cunnilingus-Techniques http://dodsonandross.com/blogs/lilithland/2011/03/tutorial-performing-oral-sex-woman And one from our own NotchJohnson here on CERB: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=61539&highlight=daty And another amazing thread from Emiafish about DATY: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=118406

I like all cocks. :) Especially in their natural state. Hitchens and I share a position on circumcision and he explains it better than I ever could: As for cleanliness... ;) People mainly only like the way it looks, because through no fault of their own, for so many centuries that's what they've been used to seeing. Ancient naked Greek and Roman statues and sculptures, which depicted the ideal man of the times, generally only had uncircumcised penises, and circumsized ones were considered to be both unusual and visually unpleasing. (Large penises were also considered grotesque!) Michelangelo's "David" is a perfect example. With religion and such, things changed, and nowadays, especially in this porn era, you rarely see uncut cocks. However, I do think that is changing for the better. :) I have been lucky enough to play with some very nice uncut penises. I have also recently come across some beautiful pictures of some quite visually appealing uncircumcised cocks, and I suspect the trend will continue as the popularity of circumcision continues to decline.

Did you know... Since 2002, females have had a prostate! No... We did not suddenly grow one, but The Skene's Gland was renamed to the female prostate! :) From the "Prostate" wikipedia entry: The Skene's gland, also known as the paraurethral gland, found in females, is homologous to the prostate gland in males. However, anatomically, the uterus is in the same position as the prostate gland. In 2002 the Skene's gland was officially renamed to female prostate by the Federative International Committee on Anatomical Terminology. The female prostate, like the male prostate, secretes PSA and levels of this antigen rise in the presence of carcinoma of the gland. The gland also expels fluid, like the male prostate, during orgasm. Although sometimes still debated, many people believe that the liquid expelled during female ejaculation is comprised of diluted urine and prostate fluid.

I already posted that piggy in Post#2!! hehe! ;) Most people have never seen horseradish in it's original form...