Sweet Emily J

Bah ha ha... Me too. But usually more like "twat", etc instead of "twit". :)

I agree... This thread has got some heat for sure. :cooter: If the original Emily doesn't return, I will eagerly volunteer to take her place. Miss Heavens' posts have certainly got me all hot n bothered. She seems to know what she is doing. I've been known to be very obedient. I can follow orders very well. :bowdown:

My proposed daily meal plan for my gentlemen friends this week... Do it.

Tee hee! Thanks guys! :) Slurp right back! Another awesome blog is Miss Midnite-Massage's erotic yumminess. Lots of delicious stories and pics. Very HOT! :cooter: Makes me wet every time I visit! http://midnitemassage.tumblr.com

I used to (and still do from time to time) enjoy a masturbation story site called SoloTouch. Very basic, raw and usually graphic user submitted stories and techniques all about celebrating self-love! :) Tonnes of content, and updates daily.

Both of these ladies have a fantastic variety of awesome photos, but in particular I really like the new duo album from Cleo Catra and SaraMQ: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=7230 Colourful, creative, funny, sexy, sweet and all around gorgeous! :)

Well, I was checking out this thread a couple weeks ago and I think it's about time to give it a little bump and update it! A nice website definitely turns my crank. :) Here is a few that I haven't seen mentioned on this thread yet that I have come across over the last few months which I thought were very well done :) Nathalie Lefebvre - http://lovely-nathalie.com Emily Osgoode - http://www.emilyosgoode.com Lara Belle - http://www.larabellesydneyescort.com Alanna Johnson - http://www.youreurogoddess.com/ Julie Wilde - http://pixietryst.com Kerri Sussex - http://www.kerrisussex.com/ Gabriella Laurence - http://www.gabriellalaurence.com There is many other great websites already mentioned in previous posts, and several more not listed yet too. Please add more of your favourite, well put together, informative and sexy escort websites!! :)

Many new updates in the past week at Blogasms! :-) Learn all about the beautiful and wonderful clitoris, check out a video from my favourite sex educators, and new editions of Beautiful Bums and The Art of Fellatio! :) www.blogasms.XXX

I found out yesterday that you are allowed to bring small pets to Mexico on vacation!! They are even allowed in the cabin on the plane! This is very exciting, as I have been hesitant to go on vacation for several years now because I didn't want to leave my dog with a sitter. Mommy & Milo Mexican vacation next winter!!! Yay!!! He will be the happiest dog alive in that hot Mexican sun. It will also be a good way for him to get in touch with his chihuahua heritage. bah ha ha... Can't wait! :D

I have always loved a good old East Coast Canadian accent. :) So friendly and casual. I love the slang too. Hilarious! East coasters are always so loveable! Never met one I didn't like! :biggrin:

The entire concept of the senate really doesn't even make any sense to an average middle class tax paying citizen like me, to be honest. In what kind of real democracy do appointed unelected officials make decisions that affect the entire country? They actually have the power to veto legislation written by democratically elected officials. (i.e. Climate change?!) Several of the chosen senators are actually people who lost federal elections! The electorate says fuck you, we don't want you representing us, and then they are hand picked by the PM to sit in the senate where they undemocratically get to create their own legislation, with a base salary of $132 000/year (Plus $300 000+ in expenses) for 3 days a week of work, 29 weeks a year, up to 75 years of age +pension. The Senate is useless and undemocratic. So useless and undemocratic in fact that Manitoba, Ontario, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and Quebec have all abolished their provincial senate. Abolish it. http://abolishthesenate.ca/facts/

Everything that went briefly awry seems to be back to normal for me, except one unrelated issue that I have had for several months and is bothering me. I have had 3 Notifications that wont go away. They appear in the "Your Notifications" drop down menu as "unapproved group messages", and they just appeared one day out of nowhere. Group messages never need approval, and there are none awaiting approval, so I don't know where this came from, and it won't go away. I know a few other members have had this issue too, as it was mentioned on this thread a few months ago. And it is still there. :(

I'm reading The Naked Ape By Desmond Morris. (Subtitled: A Zoologist's Study of the Human Animal) Very interesting so far! :) Here is the Naked Ape at his most primal - in love, at work, at war. Meet man as he really is: relative to the apes, stripped of his veneer as we see him courting, making love, sleeping, socialising, grooming, playing. Zoologist Desmond Morris's classic takes its place alongside Darwin's Origin of the Species, presenting man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape, remarkable in his resilience, energy and imagination, yet an animal nonetheless, in danger of forgetting his origins. With its penetrating insights on man's beginnings, sex life, habits and our astonishing bonds to the animal kingdom, The Naked Ape is a landmark, at once provocative, compelling and timeless.

Awww :) Nice of you to care for him. Those little guys can be so delicate indeed. Not sure where you are right now, but if you are in Ottawa, there is an amazing bird sanctuary here that specializes in rehabilitation and will get him all fixed up and as good as new. :) http://www.wildbirdcarecentre.org They are open during the day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year to drop off injured birds.

Agree 100% :) The body is an amazing wonder, with so many things constantly going on inside us... sometimes you can't control all these functions as perfect as you wish. I think a quick "sorry!" and a laugh would be appropriate for sure. Quiffs, sneezes, farts, coughs and giggles... sex is not somehow magically exempt from these things. Our bodies are magnificent and we should not be ashamed of them in any way. :) I actually posted a video and wrote a short piece related to this subject last night on my blog. Titled, Sex is not a Fairytale, which says it all. Sex is human, raw and so very imperfect. It's not always, (or ever) like in the movies with chocolate dipped strawberries, fireworks and simultaneous orgasms. Sex is what it is. Sex is sweaty, with different smells, uncontrollable motions, funny noises, funny faces, and that's okay, and that is how I like it. :)

Did you know... ...The Clitoris is the only body part in either females OR males, in which it's only function is pleasure? :) ...the "glans" which is just the tip that you can see has over 8,000 nerve endings, nearly twice the amount on the head of a penis? ...only less than one quarter of the clitoris is visible and the internal parts rival the size of an adult penis? ...the clitoris will grow up to 4x between when a women hits puberty up until after 30 years of age? ...ancient cultures used to worship the divine vulva as the gateway for all of human life? Yup, it's pretty amazing! :) <-- All that yellow is the clitoris!

There are very few spray scents that I like on men when it comes to colognes and eau du toilettes, etc, so I usually prefer they just skip it. Anything overpowering is a turn off, and a little goes a long way. A few times I thought a couple men smelled good and asked what they were wearing and they said it was just deodorant! So I guess there is some subtle but nice smelling deodorants out there too. I really just like the smell of freshly showered body, with a simple bar of Ivory or Dove, or even a nice men's shower gel. I also really like the scent of clean laundered clothes too. Like Tide or Sunlight and Bounce sheets. :) Yum.

Tee hee! So cute! :) That pic reminded me of this one of my dog where he is saying the same thing!! :) He'll go for hours.

My dog's favourite new hangout/lookout spot :) hehe And sunbathing in the warm spring sunshine last week!! :)

Yes, I got this too. I have 291 new subscribed threads!! It's all the ads that I have put up in the last few months, plus just about anything else I have ever replied to! There is no reason I should be subscribed to my ads because they don't get replies. Something is up for sure.