Sweet Emily J

Thoughts are that it's sensationalized non-news. There is a thread and a few more thoughts on it here. :)

Look for it then ;) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316

The user comments of course are ridiculous and mostly beyond ignorant. Earlier today, I wrote and submitted a very thoughtful, honest and well formulated response to a comment from one guy who was whining about SPs not paying taxes on their "$28,000 per 3 weeks" because "prostitution is illegal" yadda yadda etc. My post was not approved, but other schmuck comments were. Very interesting.

A true Canadian classic pooch, The Littlest Hobo!! :biggrin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZKlfRrGbw Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down, until tomorrow I'll just keep movin on...

Frips!

All the important abbreviations and more: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=4922&postcount=2 :biggrin:

In case you didn't hear, Martha Stewart joined match.com this week. SNL last night had a hilarious spoof match.com commercial featuring "Martha". :) Funny. http://www.gossipcop.com/martha-stewart-match-com-snl-commercial-video-dating-ad-saturday-night-live-2013/

My biggest celebrity crush is Louis C.K. That means, if I could meet, have lunch with or suck the cock of my choice of any celebrity it would be him. 'Nuff said! ;) I have always appreciated the qualities in men that are less easy to spot at first glance (sense of humour, among others), but especially since I started fucking such a wide variety of men, my tastes have definitely broadened and I find myself checking out all kinds of different guys when I am out and about. At the grocery story, waiting in line, I'll be checking out the chunky balding dude with his wife ahead of me, who is joking around with the cashier, and seems very friendly and polite, thinking to myself... I wonder if he likes to eat pussy...? ;)

Spot the Fripple ;)

I posted this a while back on my blog too... A super cute/funny/clever & creative safe sex commercial! :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Cgm-63WtY&feature=player_embedded

This thread about "exemplary websites" in the industry is a great look into what clients are looking for in websites, and gives lots of examples of popular websites. It spans over the last three years, with lots of links to browse. :D I would say that while each SP/MA's situation is different, having a solid and professional website can definitely make a huge difference.

Great blog post!! :) Thank you Lara for writing it and Phaedrus for sharing. I really like how it's written in a positive tone. Very effective. I also like the fact that she actually referenced the word smegma. This is in fact the technical term for dick cheese. Impressive. haha :) I am now curious and look forward to delving into the rest of her blog...

I love that people are looking for this :) Just for the sake of getting the facts out about female genitalia, there is not really any such thing as "vagina lips". For too long the true names of our parts have been muddled and misunderstood. The vagina is only the birth canal. The lips are the "inner labia". The whole thing including the outer and inner labia, vagina, clitoris, urethra, etc is the vulva. :) There was another thread recently about ladies with meaty labia here too: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=125366

Yours truly is a new Twitter user also :) @SweetEmilyJ :biggrin:

There is actually an awesome new revolution in male condoms that addresses this issue, along with many other complaints about traditional rolled latex condoms. It's called the Origami Condom. It sounds and looks pretty neat! :) http://www.origamicondoms.com/#!male-condom/c1e2z

Hey there all you horny Oral Loving people!!! :) Thank you to everyone for your awesome contributions to the Oral Lovers Social Group over the past several months! I just wanted to let you know that I just added a few brand new naughty BJ pics of myself and a friend of mine. We just took them this afternoon!! I hope you enjoy them!! Remember... that could be you some day soon... ;) Anyone who isn't a member and would like to join, just let me know! Everyone is welcome!! ;)

Blogasms has a exxxtra naughty new home! :) www.blogasms.xxx And lots of new posts in the last week; A Genuine Orgasm, Deep Thoughts, Masturbation, The Worst Critic, and lots more! :) Come get caught up with the saucy musings from your favourite unapologetic Whore Next Door! ;)

I am not sure if this is weird or not, (not that I really care - lol) but I really like the smell of my own pussy. :) It reminds me of special times, past and present, and gives me a good feeling. Often when I am laying around by myself, I like to dip in a finger or two every so often and take a little whiff. Especially if I have been alone for the day and haven't showered since the morning and it smells very pussy-like... mmm.. This really turns me on. Recently I had someone request that I wear cotton panties for an encounter because cotton traps the yummy pussy scent better than polyester or other materials. This had never crossed my mind before, but the idea really got me going while I anticipated the session. Once we were together, I kept my panties on for a while when we played and I rubbed my cotton covered pussy all over his face. The friction and thought of him inhaling my scent into his nostrils was enough to drive me over the edge! Yum. I also really like the smell of my pussy on someone else's face. After enjoying a man pleasuring me orally, and then going up for a kiss and his face is covered in my scent... Fuck, that's hot! ;) I always appreciate a man who truly loves the smell of pussy in general too. It's almost always a sign that he is passionate and appreciates all of the special little things about women. A man who relishes the smell of a delicious fresh pussy is always a good lover too. :)

Good point. :) It took me a little while to figure out that I could change that also. I recommend to newbies and others who haven't done this yet, to take some time to browse and explore all of the options in your CERB USER CP, as there is lots of other little functions and stuff that you can alter to your liking. You will learn a few things and it will make your CERB experience more personalized and enjoyable. :)

I like the word "plunge". It makes me think of cock plunging into pussy. Makes me horny.

I don't know where you are looking, whether or not you looked past the first page, or what you consider to be "older" recommendations, but Katrine Cannon has two recommendations just within the last week, and nearly 10+ within the last three months (not to mention over 100+ on top of that!). Exotic Barbie also has several recommendations, including a couple just within the past month. You're not marrying her, or spending the rest of your life with her. Most CERB ladies will show you some fun and a good time. If the first one isn't as awesome as you hoped, try someone else. Don't make it more difficult than it has to be. ;) You may also have more luck with questions regarding providers in Ottawa, if you post and browse the Ottawa section. I also had some inspiring and useful info on this thread. ;) Have fun! :biggrin:

I also love kissing! :) I have always enjoyed it, but I have actually really grown to love and appreciate this special act of intimacy even more so, since becoming an SP. I really didn't even know before I started that it was such an important thing to people. I think I have become better at it too, with more practice and it just feels like a natural and integral part of spending intimate time with someone now. It is definitely the top service that people are seeking. But I have indeed have met a few gentlemen (usually younger lads) who preferred not to kiss during the encounter. Of course to each their own, but since I have become accustomed to this special act as just part of the fun, it seemed rather strange to skip this entirely. Years ago for me, I would not have given it a second thought.. but now it just seems a bit odd, like something is missing without it! So... kiss me, baby! ;)